Chapter 42: Pretending to be in Progress (1)
After Chairman Liu finished speaking, a two-hour performance began in the entire stadium.
The teams that came to participate in the performance were outstanding representative teams from major townships, such as the Longhua Township Song and Dance Troupe, the Linqiaogou Elderly Yangge Team and so on.
However, in Huang Xiaowei's view, these are purely uncles and aunts who have changed places to dance square dances.
After the performance, the audience left the venue one after another, and those who had money rushed to the newly built giant basketball hall, and those who had no money had to go home and watch the TV.
.........
More than 10,000 spectators sat in the brightly lit giant basketball hall, waiting with great interest for the first game of the first China Professional Basketball Competition.
When the players of the Beijing Sinnoh team walked out of the passage, the audience all stood up and enthusiastically cheered the names of the Sinnox team and the captain Huo Nan.
"Huo Nan, Huo Nan, Sinnoh will win!"
"Huo Nan, Huo Nan, Sinnoh will win!!"
But when Huang Xiaowei and the others walked out, a burst of ridicule suddenly broke out in the audience.
"Phew, go down, get home, you guys are insulting the sport of basketball when you guys come to play basketball."
The audience shouted slogans in a neat manner.
"East shit, east shit, shit puddle!"
"Dong, Dong, go home and eat!!"
Huang Xiaowei didn't do it this time, it hurt people's self-esteem too much.
He pulled Qin Shihuang and the others and gave him a middle finger towards the audience, and then the audience stopped doing it, and the mineral water bottle in his hand smashed towards Huang Xiaowei and them.
In the end, if it weren't for the security guards in the basketball stadium to stop them, there would have been many angry young fans who would have rushed down to beat Huang Xiaowei and them.
Huang Xiaowei took a stinky sock from his head and threw it on the ground and scolded: "I will look good with you in a while." ”
Now many fans of the Sinnoh team in the audience have already put up slogans to celebrate the victory of the Sinnoh team's first game, because in their opinion, the game is not suspenseful at all.
Sinnoh's opponent Dongshi has a total of five people, and there are two old men, whether they can play for 40 minutes is another matter.
And it's not just the fans who think so, but the entire Sinnoh team, from the coach to the players.
They all have a good strategy, which is to put their weakest second-tier players on the court, and they will also pull the score down by more than 100 points.
Team Sinnoh's agent has already started to contact the hotel to celebrate the upcoming victory.
At this moment, the second-tier players of the Sinnoh team are warming up excitedly on the court, trying to adjust their condition to the best.
On the other hand, on Huang Xiaowei's side, the five people changed their jerseys and sat on the ground to play poker...... Lose a sticker note on the other person's face.
After a while, Huang Xiaowei couldn't see his face, to say that he was also cheap, he had nothing to teach these people to play poker for, at first, he was winning all the way, but after Qin Shihuang and they understood how to play, Huang Xiaowei no longer knew what it was like to win.
Dongfang Qing looked at this scene speechlessly, this is about to be played, they are still playing poker here leisurely, and sure enough, the thinking of this group of people is really not something they can understand.
When there were still twenty minutes left before the game, a large group of reporters suddenly rushed in and went straight to the Sinnoh team, without even looking at Huang Xiaowei and them.
The reporters surrounded the head coach of the Sinnoh team with long guns and short cannons and asked: "Hello coach, how much are you confident that you will pull the score of the first game?" ”
"What is your strategy this time?"
"What do you have to say to your opponents, the Toshoku basketball team?"
"What kind of results do you expect to get in this competition?"
The head coach of the Sinnoh team, a middle-aged man in his forties, has obviously adapted to this kind of situation, and calmly replied: "We are confident that the score of this game will be more than 100 points. ”
"And I don't have any strategy, this competition is mainly for the second-tier players to get experience, and at the same time to get enough rest time for the main team, in order to cope with the next game, of course, the results are as high as possible, I personally guarantee the top 24."
Speaking of this, the head coach of Sinnoh glanced at Huang Xiaowei and their direction, and said with a contemptuous face: "To be honest, I don't have anything to say to them, because this kind of game, even if you win, it's not glorious." ”
Several middle-aged people in suits and leather shoes struggled to squeeze out a gap in the crowded reporters and said: "Hello, what brand of basketball shoes do I have, can you let your players wear the shoes we produce, I will sponsor you 200,000 yuan." ”
"Hello, what kind of toothpaste factory am I, can you let your team members use our brand of toothpaste, I will sponsor you 100,000 yuan."
"Hello, what am I and what food company ........"
In the face of these enthusiastic sponsors, the head coach was very happy and said: "These are all right, but the game is about to start, although the result is already predestined, let's play these two games completely." ”
A female reporter from Fengyue Entertainment said to the camera at the time: "Let's all learn from the head coach of the Sinnoh team This style of fighting the lion and rabbit with all his strength, even if the enemy is weak, he will never despise them." ”
Huang Xiaowei had already pricked up his ears and listened for a long time, and when he heard these flattering words of reporters, he complained: "It's not that he despises us, he doesn't take us seriously, okay, now these reporters." ”
"Okay, then let's listen to the feelings of the losers again," the female reporter of Fengyue Entertainment walked towards Huang Xiaowei and them with a camera and asked, "Hello, please talk about your feelings about failure." ”
Huang Xiaowei: "....... We...... Haven't lost yet, have you? ”
The female reporter was stunned for a moment and then asked, "Then please talk about your feelings about the imminent failure." ”
Huang Xiaowei was so angry that he dropped the playing cards in his hand, pointed at the female reporter's nose and scolded: "Damn, if Lao Tzu wins today, none of you reporters want to interview us." ”
The female reporter rolled her eyes at Huang Xiaowei, dropped a sentence of "pen", and left without looking back.
Later, the reporters interviewed captain Huo Nan and the two foreign players of the Celtic for a while, and after taking a few photos, they left the field one after another, because there were only five minutes left before the start of the game.
Dongfang Qing's hands were already sweating nervously, his eyes swept over Huang Xiaowei, and they said nervously: "You must win!" ”
Huang Xiaowei patted her shoulder and said, "Don't worry, just cheer us on for a while," Huang Xiaowei touched Wan'er's little face again and said, "Do you hear cheering for me for a while?" ”
The little girl nodded her little head seriously and said, "Wan'er will." ”
"That's good."
"Toot toot," as a loud whistle sounded, a professional referee in his thirties came to the two teams with a basketball with a straight face, and explained some precautions for the game.
Huang Xiaowei, as the captain, shook hands with a second-tier member of Sinnoh, and the Sinnoh player said lightly: "Don't worry, buddy, we will be merciful and won't let you lose too badly." ”
Huang Xiaowei smiled and said, "Just don't cry for a while." ”
At this time, a commentator at the top of the audience also turned on the microphone and said: "Hello to the audience in front of the TV, welcome to watch the first game of the first China Professional Basketball Competition." ”
"The two sides of this competition are the Sinnoh basketball team, a first-line powerhouse from Beijing, and the city's unknown Dongshi basketball team."
"Now we can see that there are still three minutes left before the game, and the Sinnoh players are warming up at the end, and Toshi's side is ..... Well, it looks like they've given up. ”
"No, I should say that they came to this game in a joking mentality."
"Because the list of players in my hand clearly says that none of the five players in Dongshi have participated in professional or amateur basketball training, and there is a 59-year-old and a 57-year-old in their team, and now I can't help but worry about the health of the two old people."
But I still have to say that it was a very interesting game, and the good game started, let's ........"
"Damn, what the hell did I see!"
A minute ago.
Huang Xiaowei on the basketball court patted Meng Tian, who was in charge of jumping the ball for a while, and said: "Old Meng, fight for breath, just follow the tactics discussed yesterday, and take the ball and do it directly." ”
Meng Tian looked at the Sinnoh team member with a relaxed face on the other side, coupled with the humiliation and white eyes he had suffered all day, the anger of the Great Qin God of War had been ignited, Meng Tian clenched his fists and said, "Don't worry, leave it to me." ”
"Toot toot," the referee blew the whistle, and the game began.
Meng Tian and Sinnoh, a player who is also 1.88 meters tall is ready to jump the ball.
The referee threw the basketball in his hand high into the air, and at the moment when the basketball reached its highest point and was about to fall, the Sinnoh player made a move.
He leaped upwards with all his might, and just as his hand was about to touch the basketball, a dark shadow suddenly appeared directly above him without warning.
In the next second, I saw that the basketball that was originally within reach disappeared, and was replaced by Meng Tian's figure standing in mid-air.
The next second that the Sinnoh players jumped, Meng Tian jumped into the air and snatched the basketball in his hand.
The next moment, he held the ball in his left hand, his right hand was flattened, and his feet were in the air, and this kind of plot that seemed to only appear in martial arts movies was truly displayed in front of everyone's eyes at this moment.
Meng Tian stepped on the air in mid-air, flying all the way, and then a beautiful somersault landed straight on the ball frame.
He glanced at the stunned spectators around him, and the Sinnoh players who had not yet reacted, and easily threw the blue ball into the basket, and on the scorer, below the east eclipse, there was a red Arabic numeral, two points.
When Meng Tian flew off the basketball hoop, there was still silence all around, and it took about five seconds before the audience burst into a sea of cheers and applause.
The commentator was even more excited and directly burst into a foul mouth: "Wudang Tiyunzong, I rely on, I really have a special light skill, I take back my ignorant words before, this year's Dongshi basketball team is definitely the biggest dark horse in this competition!" ”
"No, I seem to be able to see them winning the championship, no, I'm going to take a picture with them in a while, no, I'm going to worship that red number ten as a teacher, master, did you hear me, I'm here, master!"
The commentators were so excited, not to mention the audience, one by one, they seemed to be crazy, and the entire basketball hall was full of their crazy yelling.
To say that the most ugly face at this time is undoubtedly the people of the Sinnoh team, their head coach has not blinked his eyes until now, and only after a while did he give himself a mouthful, and then said with a sad face: "You guys are cheating, how can you fight this." ”
Sinnoh's head coach is like this, not to mention the other players, one by one, dejected, and those few foreign helpers can still be happy after the shock, one of the black strong men said in broken Chinese: "This.... Ninety, planted overalls? ”
The team members next to him gave him a blank look, is it time to discuss this kind of problem?
"Dudutu", the referee blew the whistle in a daze: "Sinnoh substitution applies for suspension of the game at the same time." ”
After saying this, the referee didn't care about his personal image, and trotted all the way to Meng Tian, and said with admiration on his face: "You..... Hello, can you give me an autograph? ”
Meng Tian nodded and said, "Okay," took the referee and handed over the black oil pen, and was just about to pick up the pen to write his name on the referee's clothes, when Meng Tian saw Huang Xiaowei squeezing his eyebrows at him from the corner of his eye.
With a sigh, Meng Tian reluctantly wrote the three big characters of Mongolian land.
After Meng Tian finished signing, the referee thanked him again, and then excitedly shouted at the audience: "I have his signature, I have his signature." ”
Many local tyrants in the audience directly began to ask for the price, "Sell it to me for 2,000, and Lao Tzu will go home and provide it." ”
Immediately, someone retorted: "Your two thousand is amazing, Lao Tzu is three thousand, go home and sleep with your arms in your arms." ”
"Your three thousand is amazing, and I am four thousand!"
"Lao Tzu five thousand!"
"Grandpa six thousand!"
At the end of the call, the last few people were about to fight.
Huang Xiaowei looked at the messy basketball court and the Sinnoh basketball team with an unusually ugly face on the side, and his mood was unprecedentedly happy, which can be regarded as a bad breath.
As soon as Huang Xiaowei returned to the bench and sat down, the previous group of reporters and sponsors rushed over, interviewing and interviewing, taking pictures, and sponsoring.
Huang Xiaowei faced these reporters and said calmly: "Everyone who interviewed the Sinnoh basketball team just now should go, I said that I would not accept your interviews, especially you." Huang Xiaowei pointed to the female reporter who had scolded him before.
The female reporter wants to die now, really wants to die, you tell me what she just said.
But she still didn't give up, because if such an explosive news couldn't be grabbed, then she would definitely be fired by the editor-in-chief, not only did she not give up, but several other reporters also persuaded her, don't give a chance like this.
Huang Xiaowei still didn't accept your interview, and when the reporters were about to launch another language offensive, they heard Huang Xiaowei pointing at Meng Tian and saying, "Do you think he may only be light?" ”
The reporters' hearts chuckled, and it happened that Qin Shi Huang glared and said, "Don't you hurry up, do you want to try the widow's six-vein divine sword?" ”
As soon as Qin Shi Huang's words came out, the reporters hurriedly ran away, and a few of them broke their cameras if they were not careful, just because they deeply understood a truth, compared with work, life is more important.
There were only a few sponsors with trembling legs in front of him, Huang Xiaowei looked at them like looking at stacks of red banknotes, changed his previous coldness, and said enthusiastically: "Give money, go to her," Huang Xiaowei pointed to Dongfang Qing, who was pursing his lips and smiling, and said. ”
"Hey, hey, okay," several sponsors hurriedly went to Dongfang Qing to talk about sponsorship.
At this moment, the head coach of the Sinnoh basketball team walked over with an ugly face, looked at Huang Xiaowei and the others and said with a wry smile: "Why don't a few heroes bring this." ”
Huang Xiaowei held his head with his hands and half-leaned on the bench, pretending to be very forced: "What's wrong with us, didn't you say that it's not glorious to win this kind of game, then we'll let you taste the taste of losing." ”
The head coach of Sinnoh sighed and couldn't say anything, but after a while, he suddenly pointed at Meng Tian and said, "He was walking in the air just now, right?" ”
Huang Xiaowei scolded: "Fart, why don't you go up and take a look at Lao Tzu!" ”
------------------------- dividing line-------- Happy May Day, haha Huang Xiaowei, the conscience of the industry, reappears in the rivers and lakes, how about it, the two chapters are interesting enough, right?