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In the bright and spacious side hall, there are more than a dozen mahogany tables and chairs, and the four treasures of the upper room are complete, and seven or eight children dressed in gorgeous costumes are not cute, sitting quietly in their seats, listening to Comrade Liu Guanglu begin to carry out the literacy education of the Analects.

Liu Guanglu held a book of Analects in one hand, with the other behind his back, stood in the aisle, shook his head and recited: "Zi said: Learn and learn from time to time, don't you also say? Have friends come from afar, are you happy? People don't know but are not gentle, and they are not gentlemen? ”

Liu Illiteracy began to be embarrassed again, and the sage of Confucius clearly wrote that people don't know and are not ashamed, and they are not gentlemen, but when they come to him, they directly become people who don't know and are tepid..... Although these two words are about the same length, you can't be illiterate to this point, it looks like the first day of class, and I didn't review it well last night.

After Liu Wen's illiterate sentence was said tepidly, the seven or eight princes and princesses in the private school couldn't help but discuss it in a whisper, and a three or four-year-old little prince said crisply: "It doesn't seem right, yesterday my mother taught me that people don't know and don't know it, why did I become ignorant and tepid when I got to Mr.?" ”

Another sweet-looking little princess said, "Could it be that Mr. mispronounced it?" ”

"Does the gentleman make a mistake?"

The little princess bit her little lip and said, "Probably, I don't know." ”

Hearing the discussion between the prince and the princess, Liu Guanglu's face suddenly couldn't hang up, it was rare that he still knew that he was wrong, and it was the little prince who said the original sentence, and he suddenly remembered.

The last time Comrade Liu Guanglu read the Analects was when he was seven or eight years old.

I saw Liu Guanglu cough lightly, pretended to be a big-tailed wolf and said: "This word, in fact, there are two ways to pronounce it, you say it is the same or you say Wen, the reason is the same, you don't have to be entangled." ”

The sweet-looking little princess immediately stretched out her little hand and asked, "But sir, these two words are not the same." ”

"Uh..... This one..... It's ....." Liu Guanglu couldn't say why he opened his mouth, and sure enough, children are not easy to fool.

If Liu Guanglu knew who the little princess in front of him would be in the future, and give him a hundred guts, he would never dare to fool others.

This little princess is the youngest daughter of Wu Zetian and Li Zhi, Li Lingyue, no one may know her name, but she also has a title, Taiping.

Princess Taiping, Li Lingyue.

Comrade Liu Guanglu's face didn't seem to be thin, and he immediately changed the topic, "Okay, let's continue reading." ”

Zeng Zi said: "I am three times a day and I am self-conscious: I am not loyal to others? Making friends and not believing them? Are you used to it? ”

After finally reading the sentence correctly, Comrade Liu Guanglu set his eyes on Xiao Wan'er, who was listening carefully, a sneer crossed the corner of his mouth, and immediately walked in front of Xiao Wan'er step by step, and coaxed: "Did you see that you were very excited about talking just now, come, take Lao Tzu ...... Ah no, repeat what Mr. just said, if there is a word wrong, Lao Tzu can serve on the bamboo board. ”

Xiao Wan'er tilted her little head and looked at Liu Guanglu in amazement, what are you doing, Wan'er didn't say anything just now, it's obvious that Sister Lingyue said it well.

Liu Guanglu can bully and bully children like this, but just like that, he can't bully him, you know, Comrade Liu Guanglu, the one sitting in front of you is Shangguan Wan'er, not a stupid girl in the east of the village.

Xiao Wan'er obediently jumped down from the high chair, but she was too small, the tall mahogany desk directly blocked her whole person underneath, and the little girl had to take small steps to the aisle, opened her small mouth, and retold the two Analects that Liu Guanglu had just said.

The little girl finished speaking completely and correctly, without a single mistake, so that Liu Guanglu, who was standing aside and preparing to make a mistake at all times, stayed directly on the spot, thinking that something was wrong with this little girl, she was only a little more than six years old, and she was able to memorize the Analects, although it was only two sentences, but when she was six years old, reading the Analects was the same as reading the Book of Heaven.

Comrade Liu Guanglu is really shameless, he can actually compare himself with Xiao Wan'er, ahhh, you are a mentally handicapped child who is more than six years old and still doesn't talk verbosely, how embarrassed to compare with our Xiao Wan'er.

To put it mildly, even if Liu Guanglu asks Xiao Wan'er to memorize the entire Analects now, the little girl is also handy, during this period of the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zetian will teach Xiao Wan'er every day with a pleasant face, plus the little girl is very smart, she learns everything quickly, and the Analects have been understood as early as a few months ago.

Comrade Liu Guanglu was furious when he saw that he couldn't catch Xiao Wan'er's feet, and his next move once again refreshed the lower limit of his personality.

Liu Guanglu blushed his face, gritted his teeth and looked at Xiao Wan'er's innocent appearance, and said coldly: "Yesterday, Mr. left you homework, and the content of the homework is to memorize the entire Analects, okay, now Mr. is going to start checking the homework." ”

Liu Guanglu pointed to the petite Shangguan Wan'er standing in front of him and said, "Let's start with you first, if something goes wrong, don't blame Mr. for being ruthless." ”

Hearing Liu Guanglu's words, the seven or eight princes and princesses began to whisper again.

"Did you leave your homework yesterday?"

"Was this gentleman giving us a lesson yesterday?"

"It looks like we're seeing him for the first time, right?"

Take a look, this Liu Guanglu didn't even blink his eyes when he said nonsense, brother, if you want me to say that you just order directly, and hit Xiao Wan'er ten hands to get angry, can you be guilty of practicing yourself like this, you will really have to bear it for a while.

Xiao Wan'er didn't pierce Liu Guanglu, but blinked her eyes strangely, and said with a smile: "Okay sir, Wan'er knows." ”

Liu Guanglu hummed softly, and then quickly opened the Analects in his hand, he must catch Xiao Wan'er's feet this time and teach this ignorant little ghost a good lesson.

This bastard is really shameless.......

Xiao Wan'er stared at her toes without waves, took a heavy breath, and then, the full version of the Analects quickly spit out from her mouth, Liu Guanglu didn't even have time to be shocked this time, because at this moment he was quickly flipping through the Analects in his hand, brushing and brushing.

At this moment, in the private school, only Xiao Wan'er's endorsement remained, and Liu Guanglu's voice of flipping through the book, and in the end, Liu Guanglu couldn't keep up with Xiao Wan'er's speed, and shouted slowly.

Xiao Wan'er didn't care about him, and continued to carry it quickly, so that her little face turned blue.

The little girl is a ghost, she has long seen that Liu Guanglu is deliberately embarrassing herself, hum, if you embarrass me, then I won't let you feel better, I really can't see that Xiao Wan'er, who has always been cute, still has such a side.

Five minutes later, Liu Guanglu really couldn't keep up with Xiao Wan'er's speed, so he simply stopped.

The little girl stopped suddenly, and quickly stretched out her little hand and patted her chest, panting for breath in small gulps, and she was also tired.

Liu Guanglu looked at Xiao Wan'er hatefully, he clearly knew that he had met a school bully, it was not easy to do, it was not easy to do, it seemed that if you wanted to catch her, you had to make some fierce material.

Liu Guanglu pinched the beard on his chin and pretended to say: "Well, the back is so-so, not very good, it can only be said that it is barely passing, okay, then you will translate for Mr. The meaning of each sentence of the Analects." ”

Comrade Liu Guanglu was full of confidence this time, and he believed that it would be absolutely impossible for a six-year-old child to know the meaning of the entire Analects, but Liu Guanglu would forget that there is an existence called genius in this world.

The little girl relied on her own ingenuity to continue to resolve Liu Guanglu's difficulties.

"Confucius said: Isn't it also very pleasant to learn knowledge and then review it at a certain time?"

"Isn't it also very happy to have like-minded people from afar?"

"People don't understand me, but I'm not angry, isn't it also a morally cultivated person?"

Xiao Wan'er explained for Comrade Liu Guanglu, learning and learning, there is a meaning of friends coming from afar, etc., but the funny thing is that Comrade Liu Guanglu was stunned, he didn't know if what Xiao Wan'er said was right, and asked the little princes and princesses stupidly, "Is she right?" ”

Li Lingyue immediately said: "That's right, sir, what Wan'er said is exactly the same as what the queen mother taught us yesterday, hehe, Wan'er, you are so amazing, after the queen mother taught me yesterday, I have forgotten a lot now, thanks to what you said today, otherwise when I go back to the palace in the afternoon, the queen mother will test me, and I will definitely not be able to answer." ”

Xiao Wan'er shyly touched her little head and said, "Hehe, it's nothing." ”

Listening to the conversation between Xiao Wan'er and Li Lingyue, Comrade Liu Guanglu came to his senses, at this moment, he looked at Shangguan Wan'er and was actually full of fear, Xueba once again ruthlessly crushed the scumbags, and the bad boys in the scumbags are about to launch a counterattack against Xueba, such as finding someone to beat you after school.

After trying to find Xiao Wan'er in trouble several times but didn't succeed, Liu Guanglu was angry, and shouted at the time: "What is right, it is obviously wrong, and it is still a mess of wrong!" ”

Xiao Wan'er looked at Liu Guanglu who was angry in front of her in fear, took a step back in fear, blinked her big eyes and whispered: "But sir, Wan'er is not wrong, that's what Aunt Wu told Wan'er." ”

Liu Guanglu exposed his true nature, his face was full of ruffians, and he spat and said: "Ahh ”

Liu Guanglu forcefully dragged Xiao Wan'er's right hand, held a bamboo board in his left hand, and knocked it down hard, the little girl's white and tender little hands immediately became red and swollen, and the whining cry resounded throughout the private school.

After a while, when Liu Guanglu just lifted the bamboo board for the second time, he heard an angry roar.

"Bastard King Eight Lambs, why are you looking for a way to destroy the door!"