Chapter 524: It's like an outing

Although there should be hundreds of muscular orcs in the castle, Lu Xi thought that they were already secretly infiltrated anyway, and twenty people were enough, and maybe the target would be too big. In addition, twenty people is not a lot, but it is enough to do a lot of things.

Lu Xi originally thought that the so-called secret passage should be the kind of underground tunnel that looks particularly narrow, tortuous, low and dark, if adults climb in it for an hour or two, they will definitely be able to fall into problems such as lumbar disc herniation, and when they climb out, they will inevitably have a sense of pleasure that they have finally seen the light of day. However, when Panarsis did pull at some of the rocks on the hillside that were not visible at all, he revealed the entrance to the tunnel. When Lu Xi walked into the tunnel with twenty volunteers, he couldn't help but sigh a little, thinking that his meow here and there was a secret passage, and even a dragon could climb in and out of it, and it was clear that it could be used as a train tunnel.

Of course, this analogy is somewhat exaggerated, but even if trains, subways, and dragons can't shuttle through it, a board car like the one in a mine can pass, which means that Lu Xi and his nineteen friends plus a large cat can easily get through guò.

"A secret passage is so wide? I should say, is it because of your dragons? Lu Xi took out the World Tree Scepter and condensed a illuminated ball of light on the head of the scepter, while looking at the snow leopard walking in front of the team, and lowered his voice.

"Hey, in fact, the passage itself is not as wide as it was dug, it's just that the Jade Dragon Queen is dealing with the magic reinforcement here. A little bit of space magic was used. Panarhis's answer seemed very polite, but Lu Xi heard a little smug in his tone.

Looks like. This kind of space-expanding dragon magic method is actually very profound.

This is also normal, with spatial processing on a tunnel. Making it spacious is indeed a very profound magical technique, but it is not without its sophistication to the point of being "extraordinary". The interior space of the Unicorn of the Seaweed Head family that Lu Xi rode in was very spacious, and there were several luxurious rooms including kitchens and bathrooms, which is of course a very obvious example. However, for the space circle to continue to maintain its power after more than 16,000 years of operation, it is absolutely a miracle.

"You don't have to keep your voice down here." Big Meow added, "The secret passage was built for military purposes. There are not only space arrays, but also sound-absorbing arrays and seismic isolation arrays. Even if there were hundreds of heavily armed ironclad warriors coming in and out here, the people on the ground would never notice it. ”

This is really a very timely reminder, but Lu Xi still felt that he had deliberately lowered his voice just now, lightened his footsteps, and looked like a fool in all aspects, so he was angry and kicked on Big Meow's ass.

"I said, where is the entrance to the castle in such a wide tunnel? You won't be noticed by the enemy beforehand, will you? Lu Xi asked viciously.

"Absolutely impossible." Got a kick in the ass. Panarhis, the largest waste material in the history of the dragon clan, who is still only a useless large cat, realized the identity of his pet, and hurriedly smiled shyly, revealing an obvious dog-legged smile: "You can rest assured." The tunnel is spacious though. But the entrance is actually very small, and it is located in the compartment of the castle's small restaurant. ”

"Small restaurant? Compartments? ”

"The small dining room, of course, is where the officers of the castle din. The Sammanchar were a people who valued the superiority and inferiority, and it was certainly impossible for an officer born of nobility to eat in the same place as a soldier born of a civilian slave. Tieling Fort ...... Belch. It is the castle's large canteen, which can accommodate hundreds of people at the same time. But the small dining room can only seat about 20 people, and the interior decoration is still designed by the elves. Very luxurious and elegant. In addition to the high-ranking officers' meals and gatherings here, it was also used to entertain passing dignitaries occasionally. ”

"Well, I probably understand why the Sammanshal Empire has fallen now. The royal family was cut off, half of the nobles were said to have become blood clans on the Henas Peninsula, and even the former capital is now just a large ruin in the interior of the Dragon's Claw Peninsula, which sounds really sad, but it is estimated that it is basically a death made by themselves. What is this Rausch Tieling Fort, hey, hey, hey, so a name that has a sense of immediacy...... What a typical template textbook for sociology! ”

"Oh, sociology is too heavy, my esteemed master. But you see, art is priceless. The artifacts of the ancient elves are valuable and stand the test of time. Perhaps, the decoration in the small dining room can still maintain more than half the integrity of the year, that is, it is a masterpiece of art in the interior decoration of the room, even from an academic point of view, it is also extremely valuable for the study of the ancient elves and the culture of the Sammanshire. "The snow leopard is eloquent.

"I'm neither an artist nor an archaeologist." Lu Xi shrugged his shoulders noncommittally: "So, what is the so-called compartment?" ”

"The closet directly north of the diner is a movable hidden wall, separated from the entrance of the secret passage. However, without a magic password, it would be impossible to trigger the mechanism to open it. The walls are also magically treated, so that people in the restaurant can't hear the sound of the cubicles, but those inside can hear outside, and there's a peephole to observe what's going on outside. ”

"Oh, this ...... This is really a design with elegant aesthetics like a gentleman (bian) (tai) in every pore! In other words, this Tieling Fort at the beginning - tsk, it was really difficult to accept this name - the defender and designer of this castle would not be a lewd uncle who likes to play office games and peek at female subordinates taking a bath, right? I think you'd better think about it, there may be several similar structures built in this castle, installed in women's bathrooms, women's dormitories, and even perverted women's toilets. ”

"Well, I remember that guy was a very merry Samanchar nobleman, and indeed had several mistresses...... Moreover, the clerk of Tieling Fort and the priest of Tieling Fort were also his mistresses. ”

"Miss Pastor?" Lu Xi's eyes widened. I repeated the term, thinking to myself that this guy who is estimated to have been dead for 10,000 years or thousands of years is really good at playing. So, he laughed twice in a tone full of malice. "And then?" he asked. How's that guy? Got a hatchet? ”

"Ten years after the castle was completed, it was the 'Two-Headed Lion Revolt' that swept through the entire Sammanchar Empire. Fort Tieling was eventually contributed by the rebels, and all the royal Sammanshire troops inside were killed, and none survived. The snow leopard sighed slightly: "We all know later." The Two-Headed Lion Revolt was suppressed, but the royal family of Samanchar was unable to contain the local lords who had strengthened themselves during the war, and thus barely maintained the state for some time. In the ensuing Age of Annihilation, the royal family of Sammanchar wished to have the power to quell the rebellion and made a wish to the Bloody Lady, but eventually led more than half of the court nobles to fall. The current Blood Clan was formed. ”

This is the history of real occurrence, but it is already a history that has been hidden in the long river of time. Many people can't help but sigh in their hearts when they hear such a magnificent epic that happened more than 10,000 years ago for the first time.

"What an irony, the Samanijor did not die at the hands of the mighty Gelsa and the demon god Ragbar, but at their own hands."

"Isn't that normal? If you don't die, you won't die, but many people just don't understand. History like this is about to become the norm in every world. Lu Xi picked his ears and said in an impatient tone. For a "well-read" dead house, such a story is actually quite ordinary. There's no jerking off at all, so he's also the most indifferent and boring one in the field.

"By the way, weren't we just talking about the women's bathroom?" Lu Xidao.

Is the women's bathroom more valuable than the history of 10,000 years ago? I guess someone is complaining like this in their hearts.

"What, Lu Lu is so annoying." Nicole slapped Lu Xi in disgust. But he giggled.

"But I haven't heard of a women's bathroom or a women's dormitory in the castle. It is impossible to have many female soldiers in the army, and where are military facilities dedicated to this kind of thing? Snow Leopard said with a bitter face.

"That's in the men's bathroom and the men's dormitory?" Lu Xi's eyes couldn't help but widen: "Hey, hey, hey." In a sense, this is more exaggerated, okay? In every sense of the word. ”

"Ahh You're really ......" Nicole glanced at Lu Xi angrily, but smiled even more happily.

"Ale. Master, you can actually think of this point, it really makes your pet embarrassed! Speaking of which, I remember seeing a novel called "Peep in the Mist" in Neosfia before, although it is called a youth-oriented novel, it actually tells a very dark story. It's said that the protagonist is not good-looking.,Doing a job as a theater handyman.,Can only barely maintain his own life.,Of course, I can't find a girlfriend.,I can't see the hope of life.,Just live like this.。 However, one day, he suddenly got a secret treasure called the fog mirror, which can peek into everyone he knows, all the life scenes in front of and behind the scenes, and of course, all their privacy...... Well, isn't this scene very similar to what we're in now? ”

What kind of youthful novel is this? No matter how you look at it, it's a dark social novel, right? And, how is this similar to our situation? How big is your old brain? Uh, wait, why is there a sudden talk of fiction at this time? One of the volunteers on the team, Captain Rayson, suddenly lay down in his heart.

Of course, he mainly used this secret treasure to peek at his dream lover, that is, the female star of the theater where he worked. Uh, I just read that the main character sees that female star coming home with a rich businessman. ”

"And then, what about later?" At present, the best listener is Nivea, who is sunny in appearance and temperament, and has nothing to do with a novel with such a dark theme? Miss Lin Ge, the elf girl opened her eyes wide, and seemed to be really interested in the development of the story after that.

“…… Nicole, if you're really interested, I can get you that book when I go back. In fact, the book "Peep in the Fog" has been banned from the market. The reason is because the story is too dark and frightens many children, the bridge is too yellow, too violent and too bloody, and many teenagers have a bad view of the whole person after watching it. Lu Xi spread his hands and said.

"Huh. Doesn't that sound like a very realistic story? If it's written well, it should become a classic. Nicole blinked, confused.

"Not bad, actually." A voice added. If you look closely, it turns out to be Lim, who basically doesn't talk much. Captain Rayson couldn't help but be stunned. The goddess assured that it was the first time he had heard the voice of this strange girl with green hair, who looked like a doll, but carried four swords, and the voice was indeed quite pleasant, but it always seemed to lack some due emotional texture.

"Look, even Miss Lim says so."

"Don't look at Lim like this, it's actually very tasteful. Oops, so I'm not allowed to add to it with a hand knife. Lu Xi covered his head and avoided the girl's hand knife. continued: "In short, that author is a psychologically shady snake spirit, realism? You're exalting him too much. His original intention was to write a novel of erotic violence that took revenge on society. Later in the development of the story, the protagonist's dream lover is a typical green tea, and he sees her and different powerful and wealthy people in the fog mirror, which involves very rich and detailed descriptions, which can be called textbook-level yellow bridge descriptions. In the end, the protagonist couldn't stand it anymore and sneaked into the star's house and smacked the other party from beginning to end with the tricks he learned through guò peeping. Actually got that green tea out of Stockholm syndrome. Since then, the two have lived a happy life without shame......"

"Eh, isn't that a very heartwarming happyend?" The snow leopard said suspiciously.

How much M will you have to be a waste herbivore dragon to think this thing is happyend? Lu Xi looked at the other party for a few seconds with an expression of visual spectacle. Then he showed an extremely malicious smile: "Who said the story is over?" After that, the female star had a bang with the male protagonist and another rich businessman behind her back, and the male protagonist killed the female star and the rich businessman in a fit of anger and chopped them up. Then they used their meat bun pies to sell on the street, and they actually made a small profit. Thereupon. The rest of the story is that the male protagonist begins to peek at all kinds of different beauties. Sneaking into their house, all kinds of femdoms, all kinds of slapping, and after arriving in Stockholm, they quickly got bored, and then made these beauties into adult meat buns, and played happily for several times until they were banned. Oh, by the way, after the novel was banned, the author hanged himself on the bridge over the highest harbor bridge in Neosfia, and it is said that he frightened a princess of a certain country who entered the harbor by boat that day. ”

"Eh, how can this be?" Both Nicole and the snow leopard made incredulous noises at the same time.

"Pretty good ending, right?" Lim asked, tilting her head. Although what others saw was still a mechanical question with an expressionless face and no fluctuations, Lu Xi clearly saw the excitement from the other party. It seems that his favorite novels have been recognized by everyone, and even a three-free doll like Lim is very happy.

Of course, Captain Rayson's thought at this time is that we have completely digressed from the point just now, okay? And I listened to such a conversation without changing my face. Like the goddess assures that as someone who has listened to them for a long time talking about weird novels, this person, a fairy and a meow, must be the most boring creature in the world. By the way, aren't we playing Secret Sneak In? What is it like to have such a tension-free conversation?

"Well, Master, Lord Panarhis, we should have made it to the end of the passage, right?" Captain Rayson cautiously Nono spoke.

Lu Xi turned around, and sure enough, he saw the wall at the end of the passage, and a spiral staircase leading to the exit. Only then did he nod his head, and regained his previous serious, strict, courageous and leading, heroic expression. In a sense, this is also a kind of business expression that is good for festivity.

"You go ahead, remember to open the door." Lu Xi kicked the snow leopard again, "In addition, if you see something wrong, remember to shout to stay and break off, so that we can at least escape without changing our faces." (To be continued......)

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