Chapter 0813: Furious Start, Lin Yi's Troubles...... (The second update of cultivating immortals!) )
After the Knicks beat the Lakers in the opener, Lin Yi said in an interview, "This is just the beginning. ”
At that time, Lin Yi's tone of voice combined with his super cool expression made countless female fans fall under his jeans.
It's too pretending!
After watching Lin Yi's interview, Du Xiaoshuai, who was far away in Russia, thought that the reason why he had no female fans was because he lacked Lin Yi's domineering.
So, after the Thunder defeated the Nuggets 98-93 in the first game of the new season, Durant wore a pair of sunglasses for an interview, and when speaking, Du Xiaoshuai deliberately lowered his voice, "31 points? It's nothing, I'm Kevin Durant. ”
The reporter who interviewed Durant was instantly petrified......
They almost didn't vomit their overnight meal.
However, Durant's somewhat embarrassing interview managed to make headlines on YouTube.
"He's too second-in-class, isn't he? Reading too many comics? ”
"Oh my God...... Who gave him courage? ”
"Kevin Durant managed to get my attention, sorry buddy, I always thought you were a powerful person, but now I have changed my opinion of you, you are an absolute idol, it is a waste of your talent not to act in comedy."
Wei Shao has never thought Durant is so funny, and Turtle Turtle is so happy, "Hey, Kevin, I didn't find out, it turns out that your funny talent is so outstanding." ”
Durant: "......"
My heart hurts, I feel so uncomfortable......
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The sentence on Lin Yi's opening match was just the beginning, and it was really pretending, but soon, a week later, people found out...... It's really just the beginning......
On the 31st, the Knicks faced the 76ers back-to-back in a gorgeous slaughter show.
At the end of the first quarter, the Knicks, who were playing away, led 49-16.
49 points is a new first-quarter scoring record in the Knicks' team history, leading the opponent by 33 points in the first quarter, and it is also a new record in the Knicks' team history.
Embiid, who was watching the game from the sidelines in a suit, looked depressed......
Before the start of the new season, the 76ers had announced that the emperor would reimburse the season, and it was very sad to see their "subjects" living in dire straits.
Lin Yi clocked in at half of the night...... The 19 minutes of playing time in a single game also set a new low in the history of his career.
Lin Yi is desperate no matter how desperate he is...... In the third quarter, Lao De did not let him play.
Because by the end of the first half, the Knicks had an 88-35 lead......
The 76ers, who are bent on playing rotten and vowing to carry out the rotten to the end, can be as bad as they want, and in the new season, they gave Holiday to the Pelicans for free and Turner to the Pacers for free......
The team's top scorer right now is Tony Roten, who averages 16.9 points per game.
What, don't you know?
It doesn't matter, the team's current No. 2 scorer is former Rockets veteran Cannan.
What, still don't know?
I'm sorry...... Lin Yi's brain capacity is limited, and he doesn't know these two people.
The 76ers' current combat strength ...... To be reasonable, I'm afraid some NBDL teams can beat them.
Looking at Luo Teng's technical statistics, Lin Yi was stunned.
At first glance, you think Roten is playing okay, but in fact, this thing only shoots 40% from the field and 26.1% from three-point range...... He averaged 15 shots per game and averaged 16 points per game......
And more importantly, the management of the 76ers now feels that Roten is playing too well......
In the eyes of 76ers management, it was time to arrange this lad.
Because if the 76ers win, it's not going to be fun.
152-94, the Knicks were completely defenseless in the second half, D'Antoni even called a timeout, and in the second game of the new season, the Knicks shocked the league with a 58-point slaughter.
In this game, in order to prove that he is still alive, Iverson has not been reduced to living by washing cars and selling hamburgers...... As a result, after watching half the section, Iverson vomited.
In an interview, Iverson said that even if he returns now, he will play better than these 76ers players on the court.
The heartache of AI is not on the table for the time being.
On November 2, the Knicks, who returned to their home court, beat the Charlotte Hornets with a score of 88-127.
"Jordan's successor" and "No. 13 pick in '14" Zach LaVine ushered in an extremely heart-wrenching game.
At that time, in the third quarter, when the Hornets were behind by a large score, LaVine wanted to boost the team's morale with a violent dunk, but LaVine, who had just taken off, crashed......
Rudy Gobert, one of the Knicks Avengers duo, leaps in and uses his long arms to intercept in the air!
The cap grabbing technique was shocking, and after the hat grab, Gobert glanced at LaVine disdainfully.
That's it, also Jordan's successor?
Jordan was too weak.
"Welcome to the NBA, rookie!" After saying this to LaVine, Gobert felt a lot happier to himself.
In particular, Gobert has been stabbed in the heart by the boss and Jokic recently, and Gobert has been very uncomfortable.
In fact, Gobert wanted to say this to Jokic.
But I couldn't beat it, so I had to bully Lavin.
What kind of sin did Ravensuke create!
After the game, Jordan used the word stupid when evaluating LaVine's "dunk".
"He's stubborn, he doesn't know how to absorb the essence of my technique." Old Man Qiao squirted.
Raven: "......"
On the 4th, the Knicks defeated the Wizards at home with a score of 96-119.
The regular season is different from the China game, and in this game, Wall was hatted by four goals at one point when facing the Knicks' Death Five......
"John, if you want to isolate me, you have to practice for another hundred years!" One of these 4 blocks was Lin Yi's hat.
At that time, after the cap came down, Lin Yi stabbed Wall's heart hard.
Wall was angry...... But there is nothing to be done.
On the 5th, the Knicks visited the Motor City back-to-back...... In Detroit, Reggie Jackson failed to save the Pistons, and Jackson paid tribute to Kobe Bryant with practical actions throughout the game.
Jackson's 3-of-17 shooting was slightly better than Drummond's 2-of-18 free-throw percentage...... Big Van Gundy, who came to coach the Pistons in the new season, almost scratched his head.
129-81, the Knicks won in a row!
After the game, Van Gundy reluctantly said, "The Knicks are far above us, they play well, but I want to say...... A strong man like them should not use such an inferior tactic as "cutting sharks". ”
Lin Yi scoffed at Big Van Gundy's speech.
Are you kidding...... Knowing your weaknesses, you really treat the NBA as a family?
Before Drummond didn't practice free throws, Lin Yi was not happy and happy, how could he have a chance to be happy in the future?
The honest Drummond burst into an NBA store in his face after the game, and at first the clerk thought he had been caught in a robbery......
But just as the clerk opened the drawer with tears in his eyes, ready for Drummond to take the cash from the drawer, Drummond suddenly appeared at the counter with a pile of Knicks No. 44 jerseys and dropped a check for $20,000.
"Huh...... Burn it! Burn them all! ”
Obviously, Zhuang Shen has joined the Burning Lin Yi Jersey Organization.
It's just that...... The people of this organization have a bag in their brains.
Because they don't know, are they helping Lin Yi increase jersey sales?
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The Knicks, who won five games in the opening game, shocked the world.
A five-game winning streak is off to a start.
But the Knicks' five-game winning streak has averaged 39.4 points per game......
This is an exaggeration!
You know, in order to prevent being sprayed, in the second issue of the official power rankings, the Knicks have returned to the first place.
Can't be messed with......
Nima, who said that the Knicks are getting weaker in the new season!
Many fans have complained on the Internet that the Lakers champion, the rise of the Warriors, and the weakness of the Knicks are simply the new three illusions of the league.
"Oh, a bunch of ignorant people." Harden, who has already seen through everything, said disdainfully when he saw the news.
Obviously, your uncle ...... It's always your uncle.
The Knicks' five-game winning streak has already made the entire NBA react, and the 14/15 season ...... The most terrifying thing is them!
But...... After five consecutive wins in this wave of openings, Lin Yi was a little uncomfortable.
Because, Lin Yi is in trouble......
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PS: The second update of cultivating immortals!