[12] Shave your legs
It's another Friday.
I didn't oversleep this time.
I walked with Ling and Alice on the way to school.
"God..... In the future, even if you are threatened by your senior sister, you are not allowed to do anything excessive.... Did you hear that? β
Ling walked beside me and said to me with some dissatisfaction.
"Hmm...."
I promised.
Alas, it's a bit troublesome to think about, it was originally a good study of unrequited love, and everyone came to share the experience of unrequited love, but when I was excited, I really honestly broke out my miserable unrequited love experience.
was caught by the senior sister, how difficult the future is now.
I remember when she grabbed the handle before, she was called by her on the weekend to force a date, and then she was handcuffed in the private room of the couple's restaurant and kneeled and licked.....
What a memory to look back on.
"My brother can mate with someone else, but only Alice can have children....."
Just as I was thinking about the painful experience of kneeling and licking my senior sister, my fiancΓ©e, Alice, tugged at the corner of my dress.
"I'm not going to mate with anyone else....."
I complained helplessly..... Helplessly and leisurely walking with them on the way to school.
......
The first class is TOEFL listening.
TOEFL, which refers to a specialized English proficiency test, has a high reputation around the world, and is one of several tests that we take in the International Division.
The content of the test is divided into "listening, speaking, reading, and writing", and this class mainly involves our listening, and the teacher constantly gives us listening exercises and guidance.
At this time, the standard beauty voice was in my ears, and I dragged my cheeks, turned my pen, and walked my mind.
Last night, I discussed with you what to do next.
Now that the internal information on unrequited love has been collected, it is obviously not enough.
We need to keep broadening, target the outside world, and ask more about unrequited love like classmates.
Well, it's a question of who to ask about this.
Just walked like this, and gradually got out of class.
Bored to my feet, I stretched, and I looked around.
Cheng Tianbo and Jiang Junta were lying on the table playing mobile games, do these two people want to ask about the experience of unrequited love.
"Haha! his ass! β
"Hit, upgrade according to this momentum!"
As I was about to look for them, I heard their cold sweat conversations.
They seem to be playing very seriously, so don't bother.....
Besides.... Cheng Tianbo seems to have been in unrequited love, and one unrequited love is several girls, this kind of unrequited love without nutrition has no reference value.
I kept walking, and alas, I couldn't find anything to investigate.
Originally, it was very difficult for me to investigate, and my reputation at school was not very good, and if I asked someone about unrequited love and the like, it would be regarded as some bad intention.
Walking through a couple of desks, I noticed a man.
He held the knife and kept scraping it on his leg.
"Squeak.... Squeak...."
His chubby hand grasped the knife and scratched the surface of his skin little by little, making a vibrating sound like a mobile phone.
This buddy's name is Qiu Qianren.
Short and chubby, he looks quiet and honest, and when he first met, he thought he was the kind of child who was very well-behaved and introverted.
The first time I subverted his impression was two weeks after the start of school.
After the military training, we officially attended classes for a week, and the teacher began to assign homework.
Assignments, courseware and so on were sent to the mailbox.
Then this guy deleted all the homework in the mailbox.
Not only that, but he also said in the group that he deleted it, saying that he had the ability to cut him.....
The people in the class immediately boiled, thanking him for making us, who had only known each other for two weeks, speak freely - swear words floated all over the QQ group, and all kinds of scolding unfolded.
And after an hour of fuss, he said what his friend had framed him on his QQ and said that he had deleted his email address, and began to refuse to admit his crime.
We were speechless, all kinds of reasoning came out one after another, and the group did not stop until midnight.
This guy is really noisy.
Take a look at his achievements:
1. Delete the homework of the class group, take the initiative to stand up and admit it, and then refuse to admit it.
2 In the experimental group, he called all the girls and concubines, and called himself his father-in-law.
3. In the joint group of parents and students of the International Department, he played the parent of a classmate and framed that classmate for molesting a girl.
4. Always hold your hand up to answer questions in class, and the Chinese teacher will say one sentence after another.
5. I love to pester people after class, hug and hug the teacher, and often pester some girls.
6. When he was absent from work every time he was running and drilling, we asked him what he was doing, and he said that he went to with the girl.
7 Because of too many absences, the head teacher couldn't bear it, and scolded him, and after scolding, he cried sadly, and said afterwards that he was in love with the head teacher.
8 Had a holiday with the ten-year-old child of the head teacher, and it is said that they had a fight.
9 likes to play chess with the old staff who live in the school, and was punished by the director of the international department who had a good temper because he lost the game and scolded the old-timers.
10 Once, during the beautiful time of everyone's lunch break, he posted more than 20 lovelorn stories, saying how painful it was for him to fall out of love, but in fact, he didn't start any romance at all, everything was just his brain.....
In short, this guy is such a person.
The existence that makes me speechless, the learning is okay, LOL and Rock Kingdom, Sail and other games are very well played.
"Ahh Uhh
His current behavior is very weird.
Sitting in a chair, pulling his trousers up to his thighs, holding a utility knife in his hand, he kept scratching his skin, putting on a painful expression, and moaning in a low voice.
It's hard to imagine that such a picture would appear in a classroom.
But at this time, it did appear clearly in front of my eyes, not a dream.
"What's wrong with you....."
I was worried that he was doing self-harm or something, so I sat down next to him.
"I'm out of love again.... Uhh
He explained his bizarre behavior, then cut his skin again, putting on a pained expression.
However, he has been cutting with a knife, and his skin is not cut at all.....
"What are you doing?"
I'm puzzled, this shouldn't be self-harm.
"Isn't this clear.... Xiao Ji, you are really wise and foolish. β
He gave me a disdainful look, then said disdainfully
"Obviously, I'm shaving my legs."
......
It's not that I'm wise and stupid.
I can't imagine seeing someone shaving their legs at school.
"Squeak.... Squeak...."
The knife rubbed against his thigh, and I did see a white-black flocculent that came off it.
The floor was sprinkled with black and white fibrous objects, mixed with disgusting speckled filth.....
Vomit!
I felt a heartfelt feeling of vomiting.....
This guy is really shaving his legs.,I said.,Why did his colleague run to the toilet like he came to the aunt after class.γ
"Why do you have to shave your legs when you fall out of love...."
Although it was a little disgusting, I wanted to just leave silently, but I couldn't help but ask.
"Hmph... Can't even guess such a simple reason? Xiao Ji, you are worthy of being the man I love deeply. β
Qiu Qianren said, a rattling laugh coming out of his throat.... Your sister.... Who's the man you love?
"When you fall out of love, you have to shave all your hair so that you can face a new love."
He spoke with a high spirit, talking about theories that I couldn't understand.
Still don't understand why shave .... And Qiu Qianren, have you ever had [old love]......
"How about it, Xiao Ji, in the face of new love, you can also shave it."
He deliberately grabbed me, who wanted to leave silently, and handed me his shaved leg knife.
β.... No need. β
I gasped and said.
I'm not nervous enough to shave my leg hair in public at school.....