VOL. Weight loss weird talk
Fujimaru Rika angrily left Leonardo da Vinci's workshop, angry in her heart, if she had so many materials, wouldn't it be good to take them to let the servant Lingji come again! Why do you have to use it in a place like this!!
However, she had barely stepped out of Leonardo da Vinci's workshop when she heard majestic American-style music playing around her, and a lion-headed guy in a blue leotard came out of the corner.
Thomas edison.
A servant who just met in the United States.
"Lord!! I heard that!!! Your distressed voice!! ”
Yes, everyone hears your loud voice!
Yagi Yukisai complained in his heart.
"So! Here we will use Edison's great invention, DC whole body fat burning weight loss machine! As long as you stand on it, you will easily burn fat! The American people consume junk food every day! Rapid weight gain! This contemptible invention can easily solve the fact that the American people are generally fat! It's an invention that can change the world! If it weren't for the fact that the world is now ruined, I would have wanted to apply for a patent right now! ”
"Very good, great to say, but no money. The widow is poor. No money. ”
Fujimaru Rika instinctively sensed Edison's purpose and spread her hands.
"What are you talking about! Master! How could it be for your money! It's better to say, I'm waiting for the servants, what do you want money for! As long as the master tells me about the experience of using this machine, and writes down the evidence, as long as he can prove that I am the first person to invent the DC whole body fat burning weight loss machine! When the time comes, when the world recovers, I will apply for a patent! It's going to be useful! ”
Fujimaru Rika smiled awkwardly, and after thinking about it, the patent is patented? What do you care about me? Anyway, I just want to lose weight.
"Okay, then I'll try ......"
Before Rika Fujimaru finished speaking, she heard a hearty hahahaha laugh from the other end of the corridor.
"I'll just tell you why it's so noisy, it turns out that the stupid lion's head is making a stupid noise! It's really stupid! ”
"Nikola Tesla!"
In the whole of Chaldea, the only person who would go so blatantly to attack Thomas Edison was Tesla.
"The stupidest thing about you is that you use DC! It's stupid! Master! That mediocre invention is not worth mentioning! Look at my Nikola Tesla's cross-century invention! AC Automatic Fat Burning Diet Clothes! As long as you wear it, all parts of your body will be vibrated by the diet clothes, and you can lose weight just by wearing it! ”
"What a joke! Isn't that simply copying my ultra-DC full-body fat burner! ”
"You are! It was only after seeing my super super AC automatic fat burning diet that I made that broken machine! ”
"My weight loss machine, just stand on it and lose weight! You can also lose weight while listening to songs and watching TV! Entertainment and health! ”
"My diet clothes, as long as I wear them, I will lose weight! Don't delay in processing documents, researching tactics, and communicating with followers! Work and health at the same time! ”
"DC is king!! Communication is rubbish at all! ”
"Communication is the truth of the universe! DC is not worth mentioning at all! ”
"DC!"
"Communicate!"
The two people quarreled like children, this picture is too surreal, the professor with a big back who is 1.9 meters tall, is stared at by a boxing lion with a lion's head and clothes that look like Superman, the bridge of the nose of the two nose to nose, eye to eye, angry eyes, arguing with each other, this is really too surreal.
"Master! You think it's better over there!! ”X2
The two couldn't tell the winner, so they decisively chose to find an outsider.
Rika Fujimaru smiled awkwardly: "Can I stand on the weight loss machine in a diet suit?" ”
"No, you can't!! How can my great DC\AC be compared with such a mediocre invention! ”
The two shouted at the same time again, in fact, you have a good relationship, right?
"Good! Now the battle for the first king of the Chaldean invention is about to begin!! ”
Well, these two goods can't be counted on anymore.
Fujimaru Rika sighed and left silently with Yagi to avoid being affected.
"In all Chaldea, is there no reliable person?"
Rika Fujimaru became distressed.
"So, go and ask someone who is already very slim?"
"Hmm...... That's all there is to it. ”
Fujimaru Rika sighed, she really didn't want to go! I always feel that I will be invisibly ridiculed.
In fact, it's pretty much the same.
The first target of the visit was His Majesty Nero.
As a Roman emperor, why is he not fat at all when he eats and drinks spicy food all day long?
"Hmmm! Yu Ke is the emperor! Of course always the most beautiful!! Hmmm! ”
As worthy of Nero, who gave a speech in her style, Fujimaru Rika smiled, held back the dark will in her heart, and continued to ask: "That, there will always be a time when you get fat because you eat too much, right?" What to do at this time? ”
"Yu Ke is the emperor! It's definitely not going to get fat! Hmmm! This is the Emperor's prerogative! ”
"Nero is a fool!"
Rika Fujimaru ran out crying.
"Huh?! Wait, Master?! Oops?! ”
I haven't understood what I'm saying wrong, why did I suddenly make my lord cry?! Why!
"Girls are really hard to understand."
His Majesty Nero sighed and continued to study in the mirror how the bridal makeup should be drawn.
The second target of the visit was Queen Mary.
It is rumored that the queen who is too dazzling to say "it would be nice to eat cake without bread" must have lived a delicious life, right?
If it were her, there must be a way to stay in shape after eating a lot of cakes, right?
"Huh? Ways to stay in shape? ”
Queen Mary frowned in annoyance.
"No, I don't. Although there will be afternoon tea and I can't hold back and eat more cakes, but unexpectedly, I won't get fat! ”
Yes, there are such people in the world.
No matter how much you eat, you won't get fat.
It's very incomprehensible, it's really weird.
Fujimaru Rika was stupid throughout.
"Me...... I, Rika Fujimaru, have a dream. ”
Inexplicably, Rika Fujimaru took a pose and reached out to grab the button on her chest.
"You want to be a rogue superstar too?"
Yagi complained at the right time.
"No, I want to be a super model."
"At your height, you can only smile on the catwalk. Let's go to Vlad and make a suit. ”
"Shut up for me."
Rika Fujimaru's weight loss storm was supposed to last for a long time.
But...... Because something happened, Rika Fujimaru had to put all her energy on it.
Just when the two were walking and chatting in a noisy manner, the change ...... It happened.
In the safety of the Chaldea ...... It happened......
Homicide case.
The deceased was Arjuna.
India's Big Hero.
He died peacefully. The whole person was lying on the floor of the corridor, and the blood stained the ground red!
This is!!! Chaldean Murders!! The smell of intrigue came to my face!! Don't know why! I always felt that Moriarty should be arrested first!!