At noon today, Zhou Fan was going to Pei Bei's side for lunch.

Yesterday refused Sister Pei's invitation to a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, Pei Bei expressed her understanding at the time, but said with a smile on the phone that tomorrow's lunch dinner will be the same, if she refuses her again, she will be sad.

Sister Pei was sad or not, Zhou Fan didn't care, but the sentence she followed made Zhou Fan startled.

"If you don't come, I have reason to suspect that you might be doing something bad with Xiaoxue on your back. Before she went back to her hometown, she told me that I must supervise you well, and don't let you be taken away by any spring breeze, summer rain, autumn moon and winter snow......"

"You say...... Who is that spring breeze, and who is Xia Yu? ”

Zhou Fan was dripping in cold sweat, begging for mercy again and again, saying all the good things, and promised to arrive at Zhifan's restaurant on time the next day, so Pei Bei gave up.

"People's hearts are sinister, WeChat videos are not enough every day, and I have to find someone to supervise me, which is really a woman's heart......

Zhou Fan complained, and quickly clicked on Du Ruoxue's WeChat, "Hello baby, what are you doing, have you eaten?" I'm going to Sister Pei's for lunch now, am I very well-behaved? ”

After a few moments, the message came back: "What have you done to be sorry for me!" ”

Pictured: Tom beating Jerry.

Zhou Fan quickly replied with three ellipses, with a "wronged" expression, and shouted, "I don't, I just miss you, don't think so badly every day, I'm not that kind of person!" ”

"yes, so are you going to eat at someone else's house tomorrow?"

“……”

I couldn't answer this, so I quickly changed the subject.

Zhou Fan took a picture of the red rope on his wrist and showed off, "It's good-looking!" ”

"Angry hammer dog head jpg, which girl gave it to you again! Okay, you're Zhou Fan, I can't stop when I'm not there, you're good at messing with flowers, are you going to break up, huh? ”

"No, no...... Listen to me first, this is the next door neighbor's child just gave it to me, she is only 3 years old! Are you going to be jealous with a 3-year-old girl? ”

"Who knows if you Zhou Fan have changed your taste now, how do I know what you BT men think. I watched the news a few days ago, and there are foreign teachers weixie kindergarten girls! ”

“…… We can't talk anymore like this. Don't say it, don't say it, I'm on my way. ”

"Heh, scumbag."

Zhou Fan held his mobile phone and looked up to the sky and sighed, why am I a scumbag?

Nowadays, girls love to say this word!

Slightly inconsistent with their meaning is "straight man", slightly different concept is "scumbag", on the other hand, girls say their own vocabulary, "little cutie", "little fairy" and "girl", why no one laughs at themselves for being a scumbag straight girl, angry!

Zhou Fan remembered that two days ago, Tianbo suddenly shared an incident in the dormitory group.

A voice-activated anchor on the same platform, relying on his sweet voice and cute tone, has attracted a large number of fans.

It is said that her fan list also gave her tens of thousands of gifts, and this female anchor openly said in her circle of friends that if you want to meet her, you can see her when you get 100,000 gifts!

As a result, in a face pk a few days ago, the female anchor who always used cartoon pictures to block her face during the live broadcast seemed to have removed the picture blocking her face because of an operation error.

It caused an uproar!

Extra-large, the kind that shook the entire betta platform!

And she didn't realize it, she was still telling the PK female anchor on the other side that she was 58 years old, isn't it very powerful, she is still 36D, she doesn't dare to shake her shoulders, for fear of being blocked in the live broadcast room.

At that time, the group of people who watched her live broadcast were crazy, some laughed crazy, some cried crazy, and the fan list who had swiped tens of thousands of people left overnight, and when she left, she scolded and scolded, and it is said that the last sentence is that the grandma I want is not this grandma......

The photos posted by this female anchor in her fish bar and fan base are completely different from the real face she accidentally revealed during the live broadcast accident.

If the former can still make chickens not take a holiday, after watching the latter, they just want to escape into the empty door and want to amputate their limbs 10,000 times on the spot.

After a night of fermentation, all the voice actors and anchors with the names of Lolita and Royal Sister were in danger in an instant, and almost all the barrages were brushing, and if they didn't show their faces, they would be dealt with as Qiao Biluo, and they would protect the best Grandma Qiao in the world.

Weibo hot searches were also quickly arranged, and they remained high, as if they had become a new national carnival.

The female anchor was also very aggrieved, thinking that this was someone else's organized and conspiracy to hack herself, and she didn't feel that she was deceiving others first.

According to her fans, these days, even when she sleeps, the roar of tank engines is seen when she closes her eyes and ears, and the psychological shadow is so big that she can be stuffed into the Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon.

Such a woman, if judged by the standard of a scumbag, is she also a scumbag?

Zhou Fan sighed, this kind of question is too profound to be delved into.

Now that the topic of gender has become a sensitive topic, on social platforms, women's rights are generously stated, and they have children in one hand to warn that they are invincible. Reason with her and lay out the facts, just say that if you have the ability, you will give birth to a child, and the child will not be born with your surname, you will do housework, and you will serve the elderly......

But in fact, from the perspective of the people Zhou Fan himself has come into contact with, the preferential treatment and respect that women get are far better than what these people on the Internet think.

More women don't know how to do housework, and more and more men know how to be considerate and caring for women, which is the right social trend.

Zhou Fan really thought about these things himself, and when he completed his dream and retired, he and Du Ruoxue would build a small yard in the countryside, plant some vegetables, and plant some flowers.

He must be reluctant to let Du Ruoxue do heavy work, dirty work, and rough work, after all, her hands are so delicate, if she touches a small injury, she can't feel sorry for him.

When you have a child, take him up the mountain to pick fruits and go into the water to fish and shrimp. Less contact with electronic products, protect your eyesight, and discover more fun in life in childhood. When I grow up, like many children who grew up in the city, I can only stay in front of the computer, watching the life I yearn for and the farmer I haha, so as to feel the idyllic life that I have never experienced.

Between men and women, between husband and wife, there is a lot of this simple, pure and trivial happiness, not only flies, dogs, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, not only noisy racks, unpaid bills, unmanageable children, and concert tickets that can't be bought.

Forget it, what do you want to do with this during the New Year.

Zhou Fan shook his head and cleared Grandma Qiao from his mind.

The taxi had already arrived downstairs, Zhou Fan got in the car, and soon drove to the restaurant opened by Pei Bei.

He had eaten and drunk there several times, and he was familiar with the road.

Get out of the car and get in the door.

The lobby manager already knew Zhou Fan, and speaking of which, Zhou Fan was still his nobleman.

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