"Everyone has been looking forward to it for a long time, believe me, the rare photo I want to auction will not disappoint your expectations!!"

Qiu Qianren shook his fat on the stage and said with a flattering expression.

"Who is this man?"

"I remember Qiu Qianren from Class 24, it seems that I have been harassing girls from other classes a lot recently?"

"How are people, aren't they?"

"I don't know ....."

is completely different from the reaction of the previous two current charges, after Qiu Qianren took the stage, the screams and support voices from the audience turned into whispered discussions.

All right.... Guys, you'll know how funny Qiu Qianren really is later.

Attention, high-energy warning, high-energy warning, don't switch channels because it's too disgusting!

"I have prepared two products for everyone, one of which is an idol photo (ordinary rare treasure), and the other is a priceless super rare treasure, only this time, I plan to sell it at a low price!"

Qiu Qianren smiled disgustingly.

Two auction items, that is to say, in addition to the idol photos that can be auctioned on the record, he still has something to auction.

"So-let's introduce my products to everyone now-"

He shook his head and picked up a small box from under the stage.

"What kind of idol is it?"

"It's good if it's EXO, is it selling EXO's idol photos at a low price?"

The girls in the audience were interested, discussing in a whisper, inexplicably nymphoac.

Well.....

I hope you don't have such expectations, because this is an auction hosted by Qiu Qianren, and the result may surprise you......

"Okay, the first thing I'm going to auction is the "ordinary rare treasure" - idol photo. ”

Qiu Qianren said slowly and took out a photo album.

......

Everyone with good eyesight is blinded by this photo album.

A photo album glued with duct tape, and a special cover, the characters on the cover, smiling disgustingly, and the fat is squeezed together.

The person in the photo is wearing a sassy hairstyle, wearing hairspray, stretching his hand forward, giving a thumbs up, and making a leader's gesture.....

.....

Can't believe it.

My titanium eyes with 5.3 vision almost burst out because of their rejection of reality......

- This is your sister......

Printed on the photo album is Qiu Qianren's own photo!

There was silence, and we in the audience were all scared silly.

"This photo album is a photo album of my father-in-law, with photos of my childhood and the glorious feat of fighting with children....."

He squinted his eyes and said with an intoxicated expression.

There's nothing to brag about fighting with children! I'm not interested in your childhood at all!

"Although I know that you may feel that the supply exceeds the demand, I only printed ten copies, and the price of one copy is ten yuan, and the price is increased by thirty yuan at a time....."

Sell it for ten yuan, if you give me ten yuan, I won't buy it, at most I will buy it and stick it in the toilet to ward off evil spirits!

Hey, and what I want to complain about is - a thirty yuan increase? What's going on with this markup that's three times higher than the price!

"Oh yes, and my bikini is included.... I made a lot of determination to print the ......"

After introducing the disgusting note, Qiu Qianren blushed and made a disgusting smile.

Swimsuit, my mind instantly appeared Qiu Qianren wearing a bikini, the pink bikini tightened his fat flesh, he lay in the sun, raised his legs slightly, made flattering movements and expressions, the oily meat was piled on the beach, and his small eyes narrowed into a slit.

Silence, deathly silence.

No one spoke, and only the sound of the wind blowing the leaves could be heard.

“..... Depend on. ”

It's been a long time .... Finally someone spoke—the boys from the other classes commented on him succinctly, with only one dirty word.....

“..... Hmm..."

The girls in the other classes were also scared silly.

- "This is Mao, will anyone buy it!" ”

"What's the matter, this is a funny show? Hahaha...."

There were already people in the audience who were broken, and angry scolding and laughter came and went.

He's making the auction too nonsensical, hey!

The face of the 24th class of our International Department has been lost like this.....

"Uh, people don't like me? I was amazed. ”

And Qiu Qianren's psychological endurance is really strong, and he made a confused expression on stage.

This shouldn't be surprising at all - what reason do we have to like your photos!

"Actually, we can take a look at my next item – a super rarity."

Just when the whole venue was about to be disgusted by him and couldn't continue, Qiu Qianren spoke again.

What's next?

By the way, he said there would be the next one.

I hope it's a product that catches your eye.....

I said to myself, though my heart was filled with despair.

Everyone also refocused their attention on Qiu Qianren from the chaos.

We looked at Qiu Qianren with fierce eyes, and made mental preparations to be disgusted again.

What's next?—but I still have a bad feeling.

"The next item—it's simple, I've decided to sell the greatest thing in the world—"

Qiu Qianren coughed lightly and said.

The greatest thing?

I swallowed.....

"This thing is only one thing in the world, and it has super high intelligence and physical strength, and can be used to help you achieve various tasks, as a companion and so on..."

Qiu Qianren continued.

"Robot dogs?"

A girl guessed.

"Artificial girl?"

A boy smiled lewdly, artificial girl, uh.....

In other words, with high intelligence and physical fitness, and being able to assist in work, as a companion, my first reaction is also an artificial girl.

So, what is it exactly?

Our eyes were focused on his flattering smile.

Then, his answer blurted out -

- "That's - me. ”

Suddenly, he pointed to himself and replied.

A sunny smile was revealed.

“......”

We are blinded again.

I heard the sound of my heart breaking.

"Vomit ....."

Finally, there were people around who couldn't stand it anymore, some people vomited suddenly, a bunch of girls and aunts came, and people running towards the toilet kept appearing.

"I decided to sell myself, that is, the little one, and decided to sell my body - boys and girls can buy it, starting at zero yuan! $100 markup!! ”

This guy .... Sell yourself on a cheap price.... No, he's exalting himself! Zero yuan is definitely not a cheap sale for him.

The increase of 100 yuan is Mao, will anyone increase the price!

No.... It should be said that someone will buy it!

It turns out that the greatest thing in the world that he has been blowing for so long is himself.

How narcissistic this dude must be!