Chapter 27 There is a problem with the urinary system
** Eating by himself, if he asks at this time, "What are you doing looking at me like this", it will immediately lead to an endless dispute. It seems that the three of them don't recognize **, in the game he is wearing a handsome magic robe, and now he is wearing a loose one, judging the two of them.
At this time, the boss asked, "Do you want to eat here, or take it away?" ”
Ignoring Tang Shi, who had been staring at him, he walked towards a seat, "Eat here, boss, get me three bottles of Tianmu Lake." ”
"Eight bucks."
Tang Shi was stunned, frowned, and wondered, "What eight yuan?" ”
The boss smiled: "A string of squid, eight yuan!" ”
Tang Shi didn't speak, turned around and walked inside, came to the ** table, moved the stool and sat down, and without saying a word, picked up the mutton skewers on the table and ate them. A bunch of leeks just bit into his mouth, ** stared at Tang Shi dumbfounded, forgetting to chew, "Hey hey, that's mine, my ......"
Tang Shi glared: "Did you write your name?" ”
"Hey, you're ......" ** chewed the leek, and smiled helplessly, "Gotta get it, isn't it just a joke with you?" Your squid skewer is eight bucks, right? I'm going to pay two dollars a string of lamb skewers, and I'll give you three more for what you're eating now, okay? ”
Tang Shi wiped his mouth with a tissue after eating a bunch, and sneered: "Why? ”
The proprietress walked over at an inopportune time and said with a smile: "Little brother, we are not a black shop, mutton skewers are a skewer for a dollar, give, you want beer." ”
"Holy!" ** Gritted his teeth with hatred, "I said boss, how do you help outsiders talk?" They think you're dirty here, and you're still helping her? ”
The proprietress opened a bottle of beer, glanced at Tang Shi, and said with a smile: "This little girl didn't say anything, I can still tell the difference between humans and animals." ”
"Who do you say? Damn, do you still want to open this shop? Mu Tianqi immediately scolded, extremely arrogant.
The proprietress knocked on the table and said to Tang Shi: "Little girl, look at you are quite peugeot, why did you find such a person?" Don't think Auntie talks too much, Auntie is a person who has come over, how many years can this person live? It's better to find a man with a few dollars, it's better to find someone like this little brother, it's true that he can live, and everything else is nonsense. ”
I love to hear that.
**I laughed badly in my heart, I really wanted to give this boss lady a warm hug, well, when the boss was not there......
"Gollum, Gollum."
**Pouring beer, eating barbecue, so uncomfortable.
Tang Shi's beautiful eyes kept looking at **, chuckled, but did not reply directly to the boss's words. And Mu Tianqi couldn't stand still for a long time, rushed over and pressed his hands on the ** table, ** drank the second cup of beer, sneered, and tapped his fingers on the table in disorder: "Tsk, Xiao Hei, someone is going to lift your table!" ”
"Smack!"
The four people at a table inside stood up, their eyes were like knives, and they glared at Mu Tianqi.
"What for, what for? Sit down, Brother Hao, let him lift it, and immediately you will pay back double the amount you eat, why don't you do this kind of business that makes money and loses, brother, keep drinking! The dark-skinned young man waved his hand and motioned for the brothers to sit down.
"Damn, look at the quality of the people here...... Mu Tianqi scolded, his hands still loosened, the five people inside were shirtless, drinking wine, and two of them were dyed with little yellow hair, and they knew at a glance that they were not characters to be messed with.
Hearing this, ** immediately laughed, and said happily: "This eldest young master is really interesting, he keeps swearing in his mouth, and he also says that others have no quality, is it because my ears are not good?" Why don't you hear anyone else swearing? ”
"Damn, this kind of birdman, you take care of him and JB!"
"Holy!" **Glaring angrily at the table of Xiao Hei inside, damn, I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates, I didn't cooperate, I didn't cooperate at all.
Mu Tianqi swept down with a cold light in his eyes, leaned over, and said to Tang Shi gently: "Shishi, let's go." ”
Tang Shi held his chin with one hand, his eyes were still on **'s body, but ** didn't feel any uncomfortable, as if he was rightly noticed by a beautiful woman, wherever his brother went, it was all radiant. At the same time, the four-leaf alfalfa also stood next to him and stared at ** up and down, feeling as if he had seen this person somewhere, but he couldn't remember anything for a while.
Tang Shi had a smile on his cheeks, waved his hand, and said lightly: "Let's go, I'll eat here today, don't stay here, do you like to look at people's faces so much?" ”
"Brother Black." A young man about twenty years old walked over, and when he saw **, he raised his hand to his ear and said hello: "Hey, Brother Hao is also there, mother, is there something wrong with the urinary system?" I ran to the toilet several times an hour. ”
Xiao Hei laughed and said, "You kid should go to the hospital to check on the nurse girl." ”
**Unconsciously smiled, teasing: "The urine is not clean, because you are short, and the urine is not far, because you are soft." Haha, I have Viagra here, do you want it? It is guaranteed that you can eat one and you can pee against the wind. ”
"Damn, you're short and soft." The young man understood.
"Hahaha......" The guests at several tables inside all laughed.
"This person ......" Tang Shi stared at ** with interest, and his feelings for him were inexplicable, in short, he was a very interesting person. The game has such an obscene name, people say that the personality of the person in the game is different from the reality, because of the depression in reality, so it will be so crazy in the game, and be bullied in reality, so it will want to bully people in the game. And this person is not like that, whether it is a game or reality, he is so unforgiving.
"Whoa, whoa."
**In front of Tang Shi, there is no image at all, so I continued to eat with my mouth shut, beer and barbecue, today is indeed a waste of money.
"You're the best nurse!" Mu Tianqi pointed his finger at ** and shouted.
"Huh?" The four-leaf alfalfa glanced at Mu Tianqi, and then looked at it carefully**, oh my God, yes, it's him!
**Pouting, since he was recognized, he would not deny it, grinning at Mu Tianqi and sneering: "It's worthy of being my good friend, you can recognize me at a glance." ”
Mu Tianqi rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Damn, who is your good friend?" ”
** Turning his gaze to Tang Shi, he said solemnly: "Beauty, you have to pay attention to one thing, there is definitely something wrong with this person's sexual orientation, I'm afraid you don't know the relationship between him and me, right?" ”
Tang Shi pursed his lips and smiled, his smile was like a flower, and he squinted slightly and asked, "Oh? What does it matter? I really don't know! ”
"Boss, pack the rest, I didn't move these two bottles of wine, don't count the money?" Stand up with a smile.
"Hey, we're not done yet!" Tang Shi also stood up.