【14】Not three people

Perhaps, many people in the world do not know the meaning of 3P.

If you search for 3P in Baidu Encyclopedia, it will only give the following explanations in a serious way:

1. Represents the power consumption of the air conditioner. P refers to horse. 1 horsepower = 1 horsepower = 735W, which is equal to 2500W of cooling capacity, and the electricity consumption is 0.735 kWh per hour. 3P means that the power consumption of the air conditioner is 3 horses.

2. 3P is 3person or 3people.

3. 3P is 3 pigs

4. 3P is 3 PPPP butts

5. 1P, 2P, 3P of electrician circuit breaker...

6. 3P is 3 Pizza 3 Pizza...

7. The programmer said that 3P is Perl, PHP and Python. Another way to put it: jsp+asp+php.

8. In the telecommunications circle, it is said that 3P is OP+SP+CP

9. Those who like to play games say that 3P is HP+MP+EXP

10. In the human resource management model, the 3Ps are the Position Evaluation System, the Performance Evaluation System and the PayAdministration System.

11. P is PhD, green card (permanentresidency), property (property), 3P is beautiful (pretty), innocent (pure), pleasant (pleasing)

12. 3P is a three-point shot in basketball.

Well, I really don't know what kind of mood the person who added the entry to Baidu Encyclopedia [3P] was in to improve this large pile of information and write these words.

Why didn't he add the most obscene, but the broadest definition of 3P!

I'll admit that I'm playing these adult anime games a little obscenely, but ...... can blurt out this word, the young lady in front of me is really powerful-

- "Junior brother--na, plus the cats, we are fighting in the grass!" ”

She pressed my arms tightly with her chest, and I almost lost my balance and stumbled down the slope when I heard her words......

"-Don't!"

I stuck a part of my pole in the snow to cushion it and glide slowly......

"What is Ji Shen...... **?"

The cat didn't seem to understand the obscene vocabulary of **, and asked me with a slight red face while hugging my other side.

Hey, cat, how do you want me to answer that!?

"You still don't want to know as well......"

I told her in a serious voice, yes...... If I tell the meaning of the cat school girl, wouldn't I be hunted down to death by the school's cat fan group?

Anyway, I don't have the courage to find a heart, the cat school is the first popular, the senior sister is the second, and the two of them do such a trivial thing in the snow and grass, and their admirers in the school each scrape me once, and I will be scraped with three thousand knives......

Thinking like this, under the effect of the fear in my heart, my heart gradually calmed down, and I didn't want to make up for what my senior sister said......

"High school students now...... The topic is **...... in addition to field warfare"

"Alas...... The world is going down. ”

Sure enough, the words of the senior sister were still heard by some people...... They whispered to the sidelines, hey, don't you want to spread the word!? It wouldn't be good if the guys at school knew that they killed me by mistake!

"Do you like it here, or in a hotel with fewer people?"

She smiled darkly, I don't want to!

"Senpai...... Please don't say any more. ”

I said helplessly, yes, this is another gamble on my life.

"The slope in front is slightly larger, you control the snow poles, listen to my orders, and control the time when the snow poles enter the ground......"

Although the senior sister was very embarrassed to tease me with something like that, as a professional instructor, I still taught the cat and the senior sister to ski seriously.

"Hmm...... I know. ”

"Okay."

The cat and the senior sister replied at the same time, it seems that they understand.

We started with a gentle slope, stepped on the snowboard, and slid down slowly, tentatively, with poles in hand.

As the snow kept being broken by the snowboard, I inserted part of my pole into the snow, and the cat and the senior sister hugged my arm...... The rate of decline continues to accelerate......

"Attention everyone......"

I said with some seriousness, and the scene in front of me changed rapidly...... Our speed is constantly accelerating......

"Hmm."

The two of them nodded and put their arms around me......

"Good!"

I commanded that by inserting the poles into the snow at this point, it should be able to slow down!

In an instant, we tacitly inserted the snow pole into the snow at the same time, slightly driving the bodies of the two people, controlling the center of gravity of the three people, and the speed of falling was perfectly slowed down.

"Very good......

As I spoke, we gradually stopped in the snow.

"It's a good fit."

I smiled and praised, Senior Sister and Maomao are very talented in skiing, I didn't expect to learn it so quickly.

"Mmmm, the junior brother will take us here, and we can be a teacher."

Senior sister said to me, do you want to do it again? Good...... Then consolidate it and slide a little further down from here.

"Okay, then do it again, this time I won't give orders, the speed is too fast, everyone will lower the center of gravity, and use the snow pole to cushion the slowdown!"

"Hmm."

Everyone answered, I clutched my poles and looked at the cedar trees rushing by, and I knew that the speed was constantly accelerating.

If you succeed this time, you can learn to ski, and you won't have to drag me with one hand.

…… Well, the time is coming.

As our speed gradually increased, we were about to reach a tipping point when my pupils suddenly contracted.

- Now is it!

Lifting my pole, I thrust heavily into the snow.

"Poof-" The ski pole broke through the snow, but unfortunately, the cat and the senior sister were not synchronized with me.

"It's late!"

The senior sister and the cat exclaimed, but it was indeed too late, because the gravity shifted due to our deviation, and the sense of balance was difficult to grasp.

"Oops......"

I whispered, trying to maintain my balance with my poles, but the slope slanted sharply, the speed of the snowboard stagnated, and everyone's bodies fell forward.

"Wait a minute, hey......"

"Junior ......"

We swooped quickly, then plunged forward, slanted our skis and fell on the soft snow......

"Woo......"

Because of inertia, the three of them hugged each other and continued to slide forward freely, and then fell into the grass behind the snow......

"Bang-"

The three of us fell into a well-heaped snowdrift, woo...... Even with the snowdrift cushioning and jacket shock absorption, it still hurt a little - everyone still slipped and fell because of mistakes, and landed in the bushes of the snowy mountains.

I hope that the senior sister and the cat are okay.

I slowly got up, looking for them with concern, and at this moment, I was stunned.

Instead of gripping the poles, my hands were pressed against the two well-developed chests.

That's right, not a pair of boobs, but two boobs, and I use such serious words for a reason - because at this time I am not pushing down one person, but two people!

As you can guess - now, I straddle the senior sister and the cat, lean down slightly, and grab their delicate breasts with both hands......

They blushed...... It was too late to protect my chest with my hands, and I was pressed under me, and my chest was attacked...... The cat pear blossom looked at me with rain, and the brown cat eyes showed grievances.

"Ji Shen...... You pushed me down again......"

She said with a red face, and the senior sister made up for it fiercely-

"Junior Brother...... Do you really want to play......"

Wait a minute......

Wait a minute, I quickly pulled back my sinful [Chest Raider Dragon Claw Hand]

The sad look up to the sky and howl -

"That's not it—"