Yang Qian is really a straight man.

And it's the kind that can't be bent.

Syllable~

Ah Xing slapped Yang Qian.

Puff~

Yang Qian hugged Ah Xing and rubbed his face on Ah Xing's chest, "Brother, I know that you are super uncomfortable losing JJ, if you want to beat and scold, as long as you have a good heart." ”

"Take your face away~"

Ah Xing can't stand a straight man like Yang Qian anymore.

"I don't take it! Don't take it! Yang Qian said, "Although you have lost JJ, there is still me!" ”

Yang Qian cried and yelled at Li Song, the situation is urgent.

"Bandages! Bandage! Hurry up and get a bandage for my brother! Let's see if my brother's JJ can still be connected. ”

Li Song doesn't have time to mess around with straight men, there are still enemies outside the door.

Li Song leaned against the window with M4 in his arms, vigilantly observing the surroundings.

Behind a tree outside the house, Li Song saw a dark shadow.

After discovering the enemy's target, Li Song returned the enemy's grenade.

Instant explosion ~~

The enemy's feet were blown off.

In fact, in real combat, the power of fragmentation grenades is far greater than we think.

Li Song used the M4 to kill the enemy by headshot.

The enemy turned into a ray of blue light and flew into the sky, leaving behind a large box containing supplies, and the enemy eliminated them.

"Li Song, didn't you hear Lao Tzu asking you to take a bandage?"

Yang Qian was furious, his hand tightly covered Ah Xing's crotch, and said, "The blood is still flowing!" Li Song: Hurry up! ”

Li Songmei licked the bag and finally couldn't help it.

"What the hell are you howling? JJ are you paralyzed? Li Song scolded.

"Humph! I knew that the friends I made in this situation were not reliable. Yang Qian said angrily.

"Ah Xing is a woman, and the bleeding in the crotch is just a big aunt, how much advantage do you invisibly occupy others?"

Li Song told the truth.

Yang Qian's hand was still on Ah Xing's crotch to "stop the bleeding" for Ah Xing.

Yang Qian vetoed: "My brother seems to be a man!" ”

Ah Xing wanted to tear Yang Qian's hand away, but Yang Qian just didn't let go, Ah Xing explained: "Yang Qian, I'm a woman!" ”

"Huh?"

Yang Qian was stunned and saw Ah Xing take off his hat, Ah Xing's long hair was fluttering, and the strands of long hair showed the taste of a woman.

"Are you really a woman?"

Yang Qian hurriedly took his hand away from Ah Xing's crotch.

"That'...... That...... What's the matter with the blood in your crotch? ”

"Just once a month." Ah Xing said shyly.

I have said a long time ago that Yang Qian is a straight man, and he should be clear to him when he speaks, otherwise he will ask some very stupid questions.

"Does once a month have anything to do with bleeding? What the hell are you hurting?"

"Menstruation!"

Ah Xing scratched angrily, glared at Yang Qian, and after leaving a sentence, he went upstairs angrily.

"Menstruation?" Yang Qian pondered carefully, Li Song shook his head, hey, this kind of person deserves to have no girlfriend.

After licking the enemy's bag, Li Song returned to the building.

Because the first floor has been blown into a pig's nest.

So everyone moved to the second floor and rested on the second floor.

It's been two days since I came to the real battlefield, and there is news from the system that there are still eighty-eight survivors, and those who left with unqualified parachutes are thrown away, in fact, there are few people who have really been eliminated, perhaps, what Yang Qian said about "zombie attack" will be true.

Originally, this was a challenge to the host, and it was not strange to add a little "zombie" element.

Yang Qian sat on the sofa and said nothing, obviously this old man was troubled by Ah Xing's "menstrual problem".

Li Song sat next to Yang Qian and rested.

"Li Song, do you know menstruation?" Yang Qian couldn't help it, and asked in a low voice with a thick voice.

Li Song took a break, didn't bother to open his eyes, and said, "Except for you, people on earth know what menstruation is." ”

"I'm not from Earth." Yang Qian said aggrievedly, "Lao Tzu doesn't know what the hell menstruation is." ”

Li Song was stunned for a moment, opened his eyes, and looked at Yang Qian, "You look like a dog, you are not from the earth?" ”

"None of my planets are in the Milky Way, and I've never said menstruation from a woman on our planet." Yang Qian said.

Li Song said: "Since you are not from the earth, then I will kindly give you a little popularity, about women's menstruation, once a month, it will be accompanied by bleeding below, which is also a unique detoxification function for women, in short, the women of our earth will bleed every month." ”

"The women of the earth are so strong, they don't die if they bleed every month?" Yang Qian exclaimed.

"Of course, otherwise how would you call a female mouse?" Li Song said with a smile.

Yang Qian shrank his neck and said, "Then I'll stay away from Ah Xing in the future, Ah Xing is an earth woman and a bleeding female mouse." ”

Li Songxin said, if Ah Xing is an earthling, then Ah Xing is also very likely to be a member of the Ultraman project.

"But......" Li Song came to a very steep mountain road with eighteen bends, "although women are fierce, the only people who can subdue women on the earth are us men, and men are also women's natural enemies." ”

"I don't even understand what you say." Yang Qian scratched his head and said.

"Anyway, if you like Ah Xing, just chase it, you also touched the mysterious area of other people, and the hidden chest also let you rub it, you have to be responsible for a big man, right?" Li Songdao.

"I don't even know if Ah Xing likes me or not."

"Why are you still a man? Confession is what men do! Are you still waiting for a woman to confess? Wait for a single lifetime! ”

Li Song saw his own shadow from Yang Qian's body.

If you like a girl, you have to take the initiative and grind, like a gentleman?

"I don't know if Ah Xing will ignore me in the future." Yang Qian said in his heart.

Li Song reminded: "If you want to confirm the relationship between men and women with Ah Xing, hurry up, don't wait until the zombies come tonight, and then grind and chirp to talk about love, say it in advance, the master will not play with you." ”

"Li Song, it's not that you don't know, I've always treated Ah Xing as a good buddy, and now I'm suddenly going to be a boyfriend and girlfriend, I can't adapt to it."

"I'm~, I've let you see all of Ah Xing's body, and now you say you can't adapt to it?"

Li Song was a little speechless, feeling that Yang Qian was too cowardly in terms of feelings, "The girls haven't said anything yet, you are twisting and pinching here, or you can eliminate it as soon as possible and chop off the thing in your crotch." ”

"That's not good, I'm the only seedling, and I'm going to pass on the family in the future."

"Anyway, I don't care, when the zombies come tonight, I don't care about the two of you, just care about Xiao Li, whether you can handle the relationship well and win the emotional battle before the zombies, it's up to you." After Li Song finished speaking, he got up and went to Xiao Li's room, ready to discuss with Xiao Li the strategy of facing zombies tonight.

(End of chapter)