0835: The Little Duke of Ferric Oxide
What made Kevin Durant even more depressed happened the next night.
Snoopy, who also scored 27 points, 11 assists, 9 rebounds, 2 steals and 1 block the day before to repel the strong opponent Thunder, actually shot 6 of 21, and the shooting rate of less than 30% made the Bulls lose to the Minnesota Timberwolves at home.
Timberwolves!!
The Timberwolves, who have lost five in a row in the new season!!
Beasley actually took them to a dumpling meal on the defending champions, and it was an away win!
Where does this put my face?
Durant was so angry that he vomited blood. Why is it always me who gets hurt?
In this regard, the pervert dog is also very innocent.
The current situation is that although the coordination has been developed to the level of a normal star, the shooting posture and various movements are also practiced elegantly and chic. However, shooting is a water grinding kung fu, and it is not good to practice for a while. You can only find the feeling slowly.
Problem, feeling this kind of thing.
It's hard to say!
Therefore, when facing a weak team, he tried to shoot as much as possible, and then controlled the field in the later stage.
However, what people didn't expect is... Beasley, the '08 star of the list, broke out without warning at the last moment, he had already fallen out of the discussion sequence of elite players, but he didn't expect him to play a push-up in the mud, and locked the game with two consecutive three-pointers in the last 20 seconds.
This makes the big law of the color dog's control directly out of play.
At the same time, commentators who had nowhere to talk finally had a new narrative.
They are very unanimous in calling Snoopy the new Kobe of the NBA, the ultimate inheritor of blacksmiths!
The fan forum also rejoiced, especially the Durant fans and James fans who stood up. They planted all kinds of jokes on Snoopy, such as one Yang Hua sigh, two Yang Hua Gai, three Yang Hua two iron, four Yang Hua three iron, what 'don't black dogs, lustful dog games, listen to one less game' and so on.
And in these voices, Snoopy was completely unmoved, as if he had acquiesced to his identity as a Chinese blacksmith. In the match against New Orleans, he sent 15 irons in anger. In the end, the victory was sealed with Lore Deng's stunner.
With the Milwaukee Bucks, they were not in good form and only cut 14 iron.
But then in the game against the Washington Wizards, he set a new season record with an earth-shattering 22 irons. If it weren't for John Wall on the opposite side who also sent 17 irons, I'm afraid the Bulls' game of leading by 19 points in the first half would have been reversed by the Wizards.
Today, when Kobe Bryant is becoming more and more teamed up and Carmelo Anthony is becoming more and more low-key, the little duke seems to be a dominant scene.
In this regard, even President President Ma, the co-owner of the United States, couldn't help but ask when he met with the championship team: "Can't you shoot a little less?" I'm a big Chicago fan! ”
Lust Dog expressed regret while discussing basketball with the self-proclaimed college starting point guard: "My missed shots mean my teammates have more rebounds, which is a positive encouragement for interior players. Also, when my shooting percentage improves, the playoffs will go more smoothly. This is a battle with training!
Ohei said that I understand the reason, but can't you give my great commander a little face?
Snoopy finally stopped talking.
That's the face he gave.
But he thinks that Ohei is a sign of not understanding the ball, and this is a pedantic behavior of a layman commanding an insider.
So, he didn't eat a burger from the White House. When taking pictures, also stand aside.
But what he feared happened, and the known eloquent guy took his hand and told reporters: "I've had a frank conversation with Snoopy, and he agreed to reduce the number of shots at my suggestion, which will be a great joy for all Chicago fans."
Hey you sister, you are obviously trying to please the voters.
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After attending the championship reception, it was clear that the Lust Dogs were still going their own way, despite the fact that big media outlets such as ABC, CNN, and NBC all reported on the problem of reducing shots.
However, Snoopy never does anything half-.
He sent 16 pieces of iron directly on Canadian territory, and the Toronto audience was in high spirits. But at the last moment, he used two consecutive three-pointers to take out the overjoyed Raptors.
There was no explosion in January.
Time just passed quietly.
People are also gradually numb to the news of Snoopy's shooting iron, and they are gradually seeing the way out. After the game against the San Antonio Spurs, Popovich was very angry and said: "This guy is a cunning fox, he is cautious when facing strong teams like a virgin who has never had a girlfriend, and he is so careful every shot." ”
Snoopy gave Popovich a rare return after the game: "As far as I know, boys who don't have girlfriends are bolder and unrestrained!" ”
This spit is quite San Antonio-esque.
Popovich said that this was the best bad joke he had heard in this time, and that he was going to send a car to Snoopy.
Everyone knows what this bad old man's car is.
So, Snoopy wasn't happy at all.
He just went on to win in Dallas, and the Mavericks, despite growing in their roster, declined in strength. On the one hand, it is the improvement of age, and the second aspect is that their spirit is not as strong as in the finals. So, there is no suspense for the Bulls to win.
When Chicago appeared in Houston and Lusthound steadfastly gave away 15 irons and took the victory. Adelman was a little angry, and the Houston fans were frustrated. Rocket brother Ariza didn't even forget to tweet: So, does this mean that we are the underdogs?
In this regard, Carlos Boozer told him very clearly: Are you weak or not, don't you have any points in your heart?
Boozer's ability to scare people is getting better and better.
However, retribution was quickly created.
In the list of teams to enter the All-Star voting announced at the end of January, Carlos Boozer has no name!! A large number of superstars are said to have pressured the league to say they don't want to see him on the All-Stars. Moreover, many commentators are also reminding that once this guy enters the All-Star, he will definitely make the locker room a miasma.
In the end, the league was still in the big picture and did not include him on the All-Star voting list. Otherwise, with his current identity as Snoopy's loyal horse boy, just those die-hard fans in the entertainment industry can vote him for second place!
Carlos was very calm about this: "It doesn't matter if I didn't make the All-Star Game, but my spirit will always be with Snoopy. Also, I hope that Derrick Rose, Joakina Noah, and Lore Deng can all start in the East, and I'm worried that some players will bully Snoopy! ”
Who would dare to bully Snoopy???
The All-Stars he was talking about were rather depressed.
However, in a recent interview, Dwight Howard did bring up that Snoopy was isolated when he was first selected as an All-Star.
This sparked public opinion.
Thus, the most chaotic scene in the history of the All-Star appeared. Four Bulls players instantly occupied the four starting spots in the East. The number of votes is far ahead of the competitors in the same position!
This has caused many stars to shout that it is unfair, and some have even begun to call for reform of the All-Star Game. This way of being voted for by fans must be changed.
But isn't the All-Star Game all about letting fans see their favorite players?
Of course, January's turmoil wasn't just about the All-Star Game.
The bigger news comes from Kendall Jenner's encounter with Snoopy in Brooklyn.
The Bulls' visit to Barclays Center coincided with the timing of Kim Kardashian's divorce from Nets forward Humphries.
Sister Kim sued for divorce through the court less than three months after she married Humphries, and Humphries was not reconciled, she also sued Kim Kardashian in court for fraudulent marriage and claimed $7 million.
The two of them against Bo Gongtang once became a hot event in the entertainment industry.
This affected Humphries' performance that night.
He didn't make a single offense, playing 22 minutes and grabbing just one rebound. At the same time, he was also blocked by Snoopy 1 time, plus a riding buckle!
When the perverted dog overrode Humphries, the Kardashian family on the sidelines was boiling.
To be honest, it made Snoopy a little sickened.
He pulled Humphries up and said regretfully, "If I knew those women would cheer, I'd rather shoot the basketball!" ”
Humphries was quite touched by this.
When he left the game, he didn't even forget to hug Snoopy, emphasizing: You are a good person.
That sounds a little weird.
After the game, he even expressed to reporters: "Snoopy is very supportive of me, and he doesn't like Kim's style. This is the power of justice, and any woman who tries to obtain money by cheating her marriage must be punished and condemned! ”
He undoubtedly wanted to establish a public opinion advantage through Snoopy.
Snoopy thought it was inappropriate to express such a view without his consent, but he didn't say anything more. After all, this guy is a bit pathetic.
However. The accident happened the night after the game.
With a trip to Madison Garden for back-to-back games the next night, the Bulls didn't leave the hotel they had stayed at the day before.
It was at this hotel that the little duke met Kenda Jenner.
At the time, she was arguing fiercely with her eldest half-sister, Courtney, and even started a fight.
Then, Joaquin Noah joined in.
God knows why Noah still contacted Courtney.
But the truth is that Kenda was stopped and then pushed into Snoopy's arms.
Snoopy was about to push her away, and she was already sobbing there. Courtney then left the scene with Noah.
Snoopy was so confused that he could only raise his hands.
"Alright. If you don't get out of me again, I'll shove you in the trash. ”
"I do what I say."
Snoopy said very seriously.
Kenda Jenna froze, then reluctantly let go of her hands.
At this time, Snoopy hurried away.
He walked to his room.
Then close the door.
Damn it.
The lustful dog looked down at his brother.
How could there be a reaction to this woman?
He was puzzled.
Then, put the inverted lock.
For fear of getting into trouble.
However.
Right and wrong or stained.
Before he took a shower and fell asleep, the scandal about Jenna and the little duke was already flying all over the sky.
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