0854: [Snoopy is not a businessman]

Even if Snoopy isn't in the City of Angels, he's been the absolute protagonist of Los Angeles in recent days.

First of all, on April 27, Kobe Bryant's father did not forget to take Snoopy as an example when he complained about Kobe Bryant in front of the media: "...... He wasn't even nicer to me than Snoopy. There's absolutely no way I'm going to drive a Lamborghini like Snoopy. Do you understand what I mean? I'm his father! ”

Bryant Sr. looked very angry in front of the media.

Then, on April 28, Vanessa made a solemn statement: "We absolutely do our duty of support. But some people are just too demanding. We would definitely not agree to their new home purchase plan, which seriously increases the burden of spending on this family. Also, Snoopy will never auction Kobe's jerseys, apparel, medals, All-Star rings, championship rings and other items. ”

"Although their relationship is really extraordinary."

Vanessa said sourly at the end.

It sounds like not only the Black Mamba's father is jealous of the intimacy between the two, but even his wife complains.

However, Lakers fans' pursuit of Snoopy has obviously waned recently. After all, Snoopy has completed a five-year contract extension with the Bulls, and the Bulls have no reason to trade him! We can only wait until the summer of 2016.

And this housework, which was originally just Kobe Bryant's family, quickly burned into Professor Tonysman's laboratory, and the scientist who was overwhelmed with anger in the face of repeated questions from the media: "If you continue to interfere with my life so endlessly, I will call the police." ”

"Also, I can honestly tell you that I don't support any guy with a homosexual bias to marry my daughter, it will be a disaster for the whole family. Do you understand? ”

His remarks were believed to have been interfered with by Kobe.

How could anyone really think that Snoopy was in love?

What happened to the scientist's brain?

……

On April 29, before the start of the playoffs, Duge received a call from Lao Du.

He has been staying in the United States for nearly two weeks, and said helplessly: "My advice to you is to get on the bus first and then buy a ticket." Your father-in-law has a brain problem, and he is worried that you are a same-surname lover. Let's make Daphne's belly bigger!! ”

Lao Du said lightly. It's as simple as sowing seeds and blowing up balloons.

This made Dugg on the other end of the phone look depressed. Where is this!!

"Anyway, that's the way it is, you can handle it well, I believe in your ability. Also, it's okay to mess around before getting married, after all, the rules in the United States are wilder, let's follow the local customs, whether it's the kitchen or the sofa...... It's good if you're happy. ”

"But, when you get married, you have to tighten your skin a little bit. Don't make that kind of flowery carrot. ”

Before hanging up the phone, Lao Du rarely taught his son seriously.

It sounds like he still remembers the events of Chinese New Year's Eve in 2010, otherwise why would he say anything kitchen....

The puppy's face was flushed.

……

Half past seven in the evening. The much-anticipated first-round Bulls vs. 76ers in the Eastern Conference has officially begun.

The game drew a packed crowd for the United Center arena, and everyone walked into the stadium with the mood of 'teaching Evan Turner a lesson'. Although Turner used to be Mr. Basketball in Illinois, now that he dares to provoke, he thinks that if he can stop the revival of the Bulls dynasty, then he has to be destroyed!

That's why the crowd shouted 'Turner, Sucks!' before the kick-off. 'Reason.

Compared to the restlessness of the fans, the Bulls players seemed much calmer, especially the head coach Tom Thibodeau, who even wore a new custom suit, and he looked calm and relaxed when he just won the best coach.

He felt that he should be a bit of a handsome man, but he couldn't squat on the sidelines like a rookie anymore.

So, he sat on the bench, a bit of Phil Jackson's grace.

In this game, the starting lineup sent by the Bulls is: Snoopydu, Richard Hamilton, Lore Deng, Carlos Boozer and Joaquinnoah.

Derrick Rose had just recovered from injury, and at Timberlake's suggestion, it was best to gradually increase his playing time, so he was placed on the bench.

However, in the list of the best teams just announced, his name was included in the best second team. In fact, if he hadn't missed the last 10 games, he would have been in the All-Star team with Snoopy.

In addition, Joaquin Noah was named to the All-Defensive Team for three and was also named to the All-Defensive Team for the second team.

Snoopy, who averages a triple-double per game, was also selected to the All-Star team without any suspense, but what is a little unpleasant is that he was selected as a striker.

This upset Kevin Durant and his supporters. Snoopy was named to the All-Defensive Team as a forward, and that's fine, after all, he has not only continued to protect the basket at a high level this season, but also increased his wing defense ability, and deservedly selected for the All-Defensive selection.

But why did he get into the All-Match team as a striker?

He spends most of his attacking time in a defender position!!

This is clearly taking care of Kobe Bryant!!

Durant was upset, and he unmistakably posted his question on social networks: Are you kidding me? The scoring champion couldn't be selected for the best team?

His voice quickly spread to the basketball circle, and the basketball circle really didn't think it was appropriate. Durant has improved in all aspects this season, although it is not as good as Snoopy, but it is no problem to overshadow Kobe.

All of a sudden, the wind and waves of denouncing the injustice of the alliance were quite surging.

Snoopy was silent. Even if many fans say that Kobe Bryant is the best team to bundle Snoopy sales and take the back door...... It's too vicious. God knows how Kobe Bryant will torture his own basket after seeing those remarks.

……

The 76ers were beaten in less than five minutes of the opening game!!

It's cruel.

Even Iverson, who was sitting on the sidelines, did not expect that as a Philadelphia celebrity, he would have come over symbolically. He wanted to see his little brother play a good game, because these lads are really good. They are hard working and friendly.

However, the playoffs are another world.

The 76ers in the regular season are such a team: if you just look at the stats, you will think that they are perfectly balanced; Watching the scene, especially the first three quarters, dazzling and orderly, people sighed "How can such a team not win?" ”。 And then you take a look at the rankings, and the Pacers and Knicks have left them behind.

It's true that the 76ers have a great defense, a brilliant carpet shotgun counter-attack, and a lot of bench scoring, but they have a bunch of Pippen, but they don't have a reliable finisher.

Iguodala was exchanged by Lore Deng as soon as he opened.

Holiday faced his college alumni, and in addition to saying hello and hugging him for a while, he felt the surging power from the Duke.

After all, at the time of the Bruins. Holiday was with Collisson, and he didn't have much of a friendship with Snoopy.

As for Evan Turner, he got some chances though. But without exception, all of them were missed. He was simply not used to high-intensity collisions.

And Carlos Boozer made good on his promise by packing up the old captain, and Mr. Elton Brand was moved to tears by his mid-range shot. When he's playing back-to-back singles, Joakinoah, the center of the best defensive second team, will be up and down in the paint zone, making him feel good.

"If the 76ers had been humble before the game, maybe they would have been able to return to Philadelphia with some face. But right now, I don't think they're going to be better off than the Bulls' first-round opponent last season, the New York Knicks. TNT's commentator, Kenny Smith, stretched out in the dugout, and he had to admit: "The series is over, even if it's only now the first commercial pause of the series." ”

He seemed bored.

In fact, Charles Barkley, who was sitting next to him, also yawned.

"The Bulls are the ultimate version of the 76ers, and it's foolish for them to try to win this series." The shark shrugged: "The only suspense now is to see if the miserly Bulls owner wants to sell one more home ticket." ”

The VIP box where Reinsdorf was sitting above the stands slammed.

He really had an idea of that.

However, with Snoopy's proud personality, he will certainly not allow the team to lose deliberately. In his basketball logic, solving the opponent as soon as possible is not only a respect for the opponent, but also a responsibility for his own players, and he is afraid that the extra games will lead to injuries.

When it comes to injuries, Reinsdorf has actually had very in-depth discussions with Timberlake and the medical team.

They all agree on the same thing: Derrick Rose is the more vulnerable of the two core players, and Snoopy is a super iron man. With the same pull-up layup stepping on the opponent's instep, Rose is very likely to break his foot or even scrap his career. In Snoopy's case, the more likely probability is that the defender screams and falls to the ground.

This makes Reinsdorf even more closely linked to the teams.

He has already made up his mind to trade Dryk Rose, because next season Rose will enter the salary cap series, which will put a lot of salary burden on the whole team.

Now, he has locked in three trading partners.

The first is the New York Knicks, who have trade exceptions, and they also have Stoudemire. And they are willing to do whatever it takes to swallow Carlos Boozer's contract. If Carlos Boozer can be replaced with Stoudemire, the Bulls' formation will undoubtedly be stronger. If you get Cameron Anthony, it's simply ... If you have wings, it is possible to sweep the league for eight consecutive championships.

The second object is the Golden State Warriors. The Golden State Warriors also have trade exceptions, and Reinsdorf has his eye on two of their outside players, Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson, who he thinks he would trade over. Not only will Snoopy be happy, but the offense of the whole team will crush the whole league!

The third target is the Lakers, with Reinsdorf looking to trade Ross Gabuzell for Pau Gasol and a draft pick and an expiring contract.

Of the three, Reinsdorf favorites the Golden State Warriors the most. Then the New York Knicks, then the Lakers.

Although Reinsdorf is a bit stingy, he is still willing to invest in strengthening the team.

The reason why he is now bent on trading Derrick Rose is that the Rose team has made this request to him. On the other hand, the compatibility between Rose and Snoopy is really not good, and in the games that Snoopy missed, Rose led the team to 5 wins and 1 loss. In Rose's absence, the Bulls are on an 11-game winning streak.

Based on this situation, he is of course willing to keep the stronger and more appealing Snoopy.

This is the most basic way to deal with business.

However, Snoopy is not a commercial person.

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