Frankly, LeBron James didn't play badly tonight.

It's just that he ran into Snoopy.

As Snoopy hit a three-pointer, then Jimmy Butler cut off the connection between James and Wade with a fish-like pounce, and slapped the basketball to the little duke, Snoopy rushed to the court with the ball, and passed the ball to Korver in the bottom corner when he was in chaos, and Korver got up and down, and it was another three-pointer.

The margin widened to 16 points and headed for 20 points.

And that's just the Bulls' rotation.

"Miami's roster depth is so far worse than the Bulls......" Mr. McGrady said sourly as commentator.

His entire chest was empty now, as if his heart had forgotten to beat.

The gamble the night before was a huge ordeal for him tonight, and as the game drew to a close, it had turned into an inflammation that was constantly ulcerating, and Charles next to him became more and more keen to talk to Smith, and he would raise his voice every time: Hey, Kenny! What do you think of this ball? Kenny! Do you like Snoopy's assists? Kenny...... Kenny!!

This would make him think of a female donkey that the show team didn't know about pulled from there, anyway, as long as Barkley wore the name 'Kenny' around his neck...... Oh my God, that sounds like a joke from the last century. In fact, when Barkley kissed the donkey's butt, he was still playing for the Magic in Orlando and was preparing to win the No. 1 career scoring title

I didn't expect time to go around, and now it's my turn to kiss the donkey, and it's because of a Chinese.

Mr. McGrady shook his head helplessly.

At the same time, after a long ideological struggle, when the fans at the American Airlines Center were almost half gone, the stubborn Spoelstra finally chose to replace the main player.

At this point, there were only two and a half minutes left before the end of the game.

The Heat are already trailing by 23 points, and any further play will not have any positive effect except to make the score more ugly.

LeBron's performance tonight was beyond reproach, although the smug Barkley teased him in the commentary box that he was just pretending to try. But the data of 36 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, 2 steals and 1 block on 15-of-25 shooting can be said to be flawless.

As a matter of fact. Dwyane Wade also had 23 points and six assists, plus Chris Bosh had 18 points and 12 rebounds.

The Big Three are playing very well.

However, when the opponent's core point guard had 26 assists in a single game, the team had nine double-doubles. No matter how well you perform, it will only make the game more enjoyable, and at most add the prefix of 'glory despite defeat' to the result.

With both sides replacing their main players off the pitch, the significance of the game extended from the pitch to the bench.

The audience who stayed in front of the TV was more concerned about what kind of caustic language Charles Barkley would use to provoke McGrady.

That certainly includes Kobe Bryant.

And Barkley didn't disappoint the audience in front of the TV either.

When the Bulls' Jimmy Butler threw the basketball off the court with a shot from beyond the three-point line, Barkley suddenly asked, "Hey Tracy, do you think this shot arc is very much like a volleyball out of bounds?" ”

Forehead.......

"Tracy, do you think the Heat can do a miracle at the United Center arena next game?"

Forehead.......

"Tracy. Did you see the mascot on the sidelines? Isn't he a bit like the cow named Kenny? ”

Forehead.......

Under this almost torturous questioning, Mr. McGrady was relieved.

He's autistic.

Even Kenny handed him water, but he didn't respond.

His confused eyes clearly write three major questions that plague mankind: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

This is in stark contrast to his pre-match spirits.

After waiting for a second like a year, the electronic beep at the end of the game finally sounded, and McGrady finally breathed a sigh of relief. This nightmarish public execution is finally over.

He's even more sad and frustrated than the Heat players.

At least... Dwyan, Wade and LeBron James both walked over to shake Snoopy's hand after the game, and Wade even said in Snoopy's ear: You deserve this victory. But I'm going to win it back in the next game.

Everyone is very sportsmanlike.

Tracy didn't care about that, he took off his headphones and left his seat the second after the game.

He told the director: Sorry, I may need to take a break.

The director understood him.

After all, Charles is always so unkind when it comes to Snoopy, and look at Tracy, his lips have turned white from blood loss, and God knows how many times he has secretly bitten this game.

As Snoopy and Dwyanwade had a courtesy hug, TNT caught up with Joakim Noah, who had the perfect hedging stats of 15 points and 15 rebounds tonight. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he was volleyball: "This game taught us the simplest truth, running before the game is far worse than playing volleyball before the game!! ”

"I can't comment on Snoopy, he's a god and I'm just a human. Do you understand? ”

"Aside from him, have you ever seen a basketball player who was playing beach volleyball with a bunch of Duchess girls the night before, and immediately killed the next day with 20 points, 26 assists, and 9 rebounds, 2 steals and 2 blocks? I haven't seen it anyway! ”

"How to rate Tracy McGrady??? The biggest gap between him and Kobe Bryant is not five championship rings, nor is he a Finals MVP or a regular Sa MVP. Rather: Vision, when Snoopy couldn't shoot, Kobe Bryant carefully cultivated him, trying every means to recruit him to Los Angeles. But Tracy still thinks Snoopy will lose when he has become the best player in the league, which is like putting sunglasses on a blind man, black on black! ”

Joakinoah's exposition made the Black Mamba in front of the TV very happy, and he liked the feeling of being above Tracy Maddie. During the '02-'04 period, the league almost universally agreed that Tracy was better than Bryant. But then, he had the last laugh. Now, one is in the sky and one is on the earth. With almost two galaxies separating the all-time rankings, Kobe Bryant could almost lock in a top-10 goalkeeper spot, Tracy? He should be fighting for the top 100 goalkeepers.

After Joakinoah was interviewed, the reporters on the sidelines found the brightest protagonist of the night, who had just finished communicating with Anne Hathaway, who was about to rush to Los Angeles as the film's leading actress, Batman's wife, Catwoman, who will attend Batman's promotional event.

In fact, Snoopy has also agreed with her that at the premiere of the movie, she will definitely go to her with Scarlett and Amepah. (As for why these two people, the reader knows better than Snoopy.) ）

"I know a lot of people didn't think well of us before the game because we were helpless in Game 3 and were easily beaten by the Heat."

"Frankly, I almost thought we were eliminated in Miami for the past three days, you know? All the Florida TV stations are telling the world that the Bulls are about to die, they are inferior to the Heat in every way, and the great LeBron James will lead his helpers to the top easily. ”

"One of the staff members at the stadium named Douglas was so affected that he even told us yesterday that there was no need to train anymore, even if you had booked and paid in advance. His reasoning was, if you're going to lose anyway, why don't you go to the hotel and have a good rest, and then face the defeat calmly. ”

"Actually this afternoon, before the game starts. He's still saying, hey, Snoopy, was last night's beach volleyball comfortable? It's not Miami that makes you want to linger, but don't worry, you'll have at least one more chance to return to Miami this season...... Lo and behold, he's even had the Bulls eliminated in place, and I think more than one person thinks like him. ”

"But, I want to tell him. Dear Mr. Douglas, we will not be coming back. And part of the reason we fought so hard tonight to win the game was because of your arrogance and the city's eyes. ”

"In the end, I want to say that I really played good volleyball."

"But last night, I had something else."

The little duke covers the coffin in front of the camera.

He not only responded to the so-called volleyball incident, but also vented his desire to win: yes, it is to solve the Heat in the next game.

If before this game, ninety percent of the commentators would think he was crazy, and the remaining nine percent would think he was bragging. Only Reggie Miller and Charles Barkley will think: Snoopy is awesome! Snoopy was right in everything!

But now, not just Miller, Barkley, everyone else will feel like this is a high probability of happening.

Because, tonight, it was the Miami Heat who was beaten to the point where they had no power to fight back.

Snoopy was in complete control of the game.

Some radical basketball experts have even begun to announce on social networking sites: Congratulations to Snoopy for winning the 2011-2012 Finals MVP ahead of schedule!

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