"Fake, I knew that you dead had taken a fancy to my peerless looks and plump buttocks... Hey, I'm known as the 'peerless butt' with Hydra Rogers, and it's normal for you to be greedy, but unfortunately... It's a pity that you're not Logan. Wade hung the straw and said triumphantly.

"Fark squid, Wade, I'm not interested in your ass." Logan pushed the door in, cursing with a twisted face.

Wade threw a wink and said, "Don't be so ruthless, we've been living together for so long." ”

"Shit, I shouldn't have introduced you to Van Helsing, and I shouldn't... Alas, I regret it. Logan slapped his forehead and sighed.

Two months ago, because of the invitation of Yashida, Rogan could no longer form a two-wolf partnership with Van Helsing, so he recommended Wade.

Wade is a good hunter and works well with Van Helsing, but he also uses the excuse of 'staying close to make it easier to communicate', and he stays in Konoha and doesn't leave.

Well, Van Helsing also lives in this Konoha as well.

In addition to being in charge of the accounts of the Doom God and Demon Arms Company, he is also a prison guard on the second floor of the Konoha Grotto Prison.

The first layer is for aliens, and the second layer is for vampires and other demons and monsters.

Thinking that he was going to leave New York for a month, and that the house was empty, Logan left the key with Wade.

As a result, when he returned, the goods could not be driven away.

Five minutes later, "Whew! ”

Black John took Logan and Wade and teleported to the second floor of the Konoha Grottoes.

Maya was already waiting there, and in addition to her, there were four burly "pig-headed men" ... Well, it's Maya's ninja pig.

"Occasionally, Miss Hansen, I am fortunate to meet you, I really die without regrets!" Wade shouted with an exaggerated expression waving his arms.

Well, it's still the kind of cry with a little trilling in the throat, as if it's excited.

"Really? That's right, I'm going to choose you as a messenger of death.

Since you have no regrets about dying, it is better to kill you directly, and it is more convenient for the spirit body to move. Maya laughed playfully.

"Uh, my buttocks... Uh, no, I mean... Well, I am a mutation of the X gene in the flesh body, and I can only exert the strength of the double knife with flesh and blood. Wade said hurriedly.

Wade is certainly not a mutant, but in order to better integrate into the Konoha environment, he often claims to be a physical energy genetic awakening.

Not to mention, his dynamic vision is powerful enough to cut bullets, fast enough to compete with Callisto, and he looks more mutant than a mutant.

Maya touched her chin, looked at the little cheap for a while, frowned and said, "Wade, you have a shortcoming, if you don't change, I'm afraid you won't be able to do the ghost position." ”

"What drawbacks? You say, I'll change it. Wade said hurriedly.

"You recently went to Korea for plastic surgery? How to become... So tender? It looks like you're going to join a club. Maya asked.

The undisfigured little was originally a blonde and blue-eyed handsome man, but now he has fine skin and tender meat, and it doesn't look like much worse than the popular little fresh meat.

"Really? However, there is no plastic surgery, but the maintenance is better. ”

Wademer touched his face and sighed as if he was happy and sad: "Alas, men, you should be kind to yourself."

In the interstellar era, the level of skin care is becoming more and more developed.

What's more, the effect of the little green tree sap essence SPA of Konoha is indeed magical... Although the price is a bit expensive. ”

"But isn't it good to be handsome? The marinated egg is black and ugly, Logan is ugly and hard, and I just happened to be a façade in the past. Wade wondered.

"You are a ghost, how can you show majesty and domineering if you are not ugly, how can you suppress the hideous ghost?" Maya asked rhetorically.

This is heresy, right?

Wade thought with a twisted expression.

"Or, from today onwards, I will stop doing SPA and no longer wear facial masks?" Wade said as hard as cutting meat.

"At least at their level." Maya pointed to the four ninja pigs, stifled a smile, and said seriously.

"Humph!" The ninja god pig straightened up his waist and was full of energy.

"Even if I am lying on the street and letting the big truck run over my face several times, I can't reach this level!" Wade exclaimed.

"Purr!" The Ninja Pig glared at Wade.

"Then do you want to be a ghost?" Maya couldn't help laughing, waved her hand, and asked impatiently.

"Is there a way to get the best of both worlds?" Wade is embarrassed.

His handsome appearance is the capital he already has, and becoming a ghost cha can bring him a lot of capital in the future... At least, the identity of a core member of Konoha can't run, right?

So, is the housing problem also solvable?

Can beauty SPA be the same as Sonia and Lorna, with a 6% discount?

During the New Year's holidays, can you get a lot of small gifts that can't be bought with money from the outside world?

Can you also pay dividends of more than 100,000 star coins at the end of the year

Wade was embarrassed, but Maya's next sentence solved his problem.

"Every ghost cha has an emerald jade, your ......"

Maya's right hand flipped, and an octahedral Mayan jade appeared in the palm of her hand, and then, visible to the naked eye, a faint black smoke gushed out of the second layer of prison.

The smoke condensed, turned into thin black lines, and swarmed towards the jade of Maya.

A bit of inky black appears in the center of the emerald green jade piece.

Logan, who had been watching jokes, noticed in surprise that the originally dim and gloomy prison suddenly became much fresher and cleaner... It seems that something evil has been purified.

"The Jade of Death has two effects, first, it helps you transform into a demon form, and your strength is increased by 20 times; Second, there is a trace of the 'origin of all evil' in it, which can help you detect evil. Maya tossed the jade to Wade and explained.

"Do they have it too?" Wade asked, glancing at Logan and the Four Pigs.

"They're not as handsome as you, so they don't need to." Maya waved her hand.

"Really?" Wade looked skeptical.

"Don't you think you're as handsome as Logan?"

"But ......"

But I always felt that something was wrong......

"Give it a try." Maya said expectantly.

Wade held the Grim Reaper's Jade and asked suspiciously, "How to use it—oops!" ”

"Boom!"

The heart moves at will, and the moment he injects his mind into the jade, Wade is like a beautiful girl transforming... Well, it should be like a firecracker being detonated.

The white smoke cleared, and a rough man with a leopard's head and ringed eyes, iron faces, three meters tall, and a big red robe was revealed.

"Even, this is Wade? Is... Congratulations, Wade, you're sure to make it there. Logan was stunned at first, half loud, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

“Holy shit！ My handsome face, quite upright... It's all gone. ”

Wade touched his face, touched his buttocks, and wanted to cry without tears.

"Don't howl, you can take off the jade again."

"Bang!"

The smoke cleared, and the young man with the buttocks reappeared.

"It's amazing, it only adds a trace of the origin of all evils, and it has this effect." Logan was amazed.

"The origin of all evil sounds so infiltrating, will there be side effects?" Wade asked suspiciously, as he shoved the jade into his teeth.

Seeing that Logan and the four pigs also looked curious, Maya pinched her hands and said, "Hum-"

A huge vortex glowing with black light appeared above the second level of the prison.

"Whoosh!"

"Ahhh

Endless suction came from the whirlpool, and the prisoners of evil creatures such as vampires, evil spirits, and mummies in the prison howled and were sucked into the whirlpool.

"This is New York, there are too many evil things that affect the surrounding environment, in the future, the second layer of the prison will only be a temporary shelter, and after the trial is over, you will escort them to the underworld."