"Listen, there are only two kinds of women. One is able to play mahjong, and the other is not able to play mahjong. ”

In the evening, Old Du sat at the dining table and told Westbrook, Stephen Curry, and Dugg in broken English. They were eating dinner that had been specially brought from the restaurant.

It tasted similar to what the paparazzi were eating outside in the cold wind.

And the reason why the current situation inside and outside the house tends to be the same is because of the women who are playing mahjong.

There are already a few media outlets that can't stand to withdraw first, their bodies can't bear it, and they also realize that... In this way, except for figuring out who wins and loses every day, there will be no more exciting scenes.

Of course, there are still resolute paparazzi squatting outside, and they believe that this will never end here, unless these female celebrities have nothing to do with Duke Snoopy. As rumored, Duke Snoopy is actually an innocent first man who works hard and doesn't stick to a leaf!

However, things really let them down.

For three days, the four dukes did not quarrel at any point, and they appeared at the duke's house every morning and left late at night. Among them, Taylor Swift and Rihanna once went out for half a day to participate in a commercial performance, but as soon as the commercial performance ended, they immediately returned to the table...... It seems to have become a law, even on Christmas Eve, Snoopy's mother, Taylor Swift, Miley Sellers, and Carlie Krauss are still fighting at the table.

To be honest, the day-to-day content has made the paparazzi lurking in the cold wind outside lose patience, and they can't help but feel annoyed that they have missed all the blockbuster news in the past two days. Madonna and her young boyfriend blamed each other on the streets of New York and made a breakup speech that day. Scarlett Johansson and Anne Hathaway had another war of words, they attacked each other in the Lakers vs. Celtics, and even Scarlett Johansson was asked out by security guards in the end.

And this has become the highlight of the Lakers vs. Celtics, and no one even pays attention to the verbal exchange between Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett after the game.

"I'm not the same person as her, I will never pretend to say something cold and arrogant, and then secretly hook up with someone else's boyfriend. She is such a woman, and everyone knows that she has two faces. ”

Scarlett Johansson was still angry when she was interviewed on the sidelines. The two of them sat next to Nicholson, a veteran Hollywood actor, and everyone came to watch the game in the mood of celebrating Christmas, until Nicholson and Anne Hathaway talked about Snoopy. Nicholson still has high expectations for Snoopy to join the Lakers, and he actually represents the voice of some Lakers fans.

Since the last Los Angeles game, the Snoopers swept away the victory...... The voices in favor of trading Bynum for Snoopy are like an undercurrent at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, growing more and more turbulent. As the trading window opens, there is a high probability that the horizontal plane will be exposed, forming a staggering wind and wave that will sweep across the East Coast from the Atlantic Ocean across the entire United States to Los Angeles on the West Coast.

Nicholson, who endured this unwarranted disaster and even had his Armani suit soiled by popcorn, said helplessly in an interview after the game: "I just talked to Anne Hathaway about Snoopy, I just said what I thought, I think Snoopy can be a great actor in the future, and he is very good in his documentary." If he joins the Lakers, the door to Hollywood will open for him. ”

Anne Hathaway, a New Yorker, rejected speculation that Snoopy had joined the Lakers. And she said I had no idea how much the whole of New York City loved Duke Snoopy right now. But she agreed with me, and she also thought that Snoopy had a chance to become a superstar, and he had the potential to do that. And, she said that Snoopy's sexiness is beyond the reach of all Hollywood male stars. ”

She described Snoopy's waist and crotch in detail, and she said that as long as she is a woman, she will be obsessed with it. At that time, the Lakers' Shannon Brown completed a fast-break dunk, and I stood up and applauded. When I sat down, Anne Hathaway told me again: I don't think any woman can withstand the onslaught of Duke Snoopy's fast-moving assault in the bedroom, and he seems to have the domineering temperament that fills a woman's whole body......"

Before Anne Hathaway could say this, popcorn fell in my sky. I thought it might be some stupid mascot doing the trick. Until I saw Scarlett Johansson angrily pulling Anne Hathaway's hair and scolding. ”

"Forgive me for not being able to get their conversation out there, it's not a glorious thing."

"But I must admit that Snoopy is the most attractive man I've ever met, and he is even more attractive than Leondona."

After Nicholson's on-camera interview aired, the next news item on MTV was about Leon Dona blaming each other with his supermodel girlfriend on the streets of New York and breaking up.

No one knows if this is intentional, it is worth mentioning that the female model named Diana accused Leonardo of embroidering pillows at all in an interview, and she said sarcastically: He only knows how to play with lips and tongues. I can tell you unequivocally that I never got real pleasure from him, he is a man who eats by mouth.

This irony is in stark contrast to the reason why the duchess fought so much.

One is said to eat by mouth, and the other is praised for being able to stuff the whole body, and even triggering a public argument between two popular Hollywood female stars.

The huge gap makes the street tabloids and entertainment news full of bad fun for a while.

As Westbrook travels to New Jersey to join the team and begin preparations for the first game after Christmas. Snoopy and Stephen Curry were lying on the couch on the second floor and happily playing 2K, and this year's 2K cover actor was Kobe Bryant. After winning the MVP of the Finals, Black Mamba has made a huge leap in commercial value, especially in Asia, and his popularity is unmatched. Of course, Snoopy, a native of this, must be put aside in order to be included in the comparison.

"Kevin Garnett did go a little too far."

Stephen Curry turned on his computer and talked about the recent Christmas turmoil.

In the Christmas matchup, the Boston Celtics, who were playing away, emerged victorious. After the game, Kevin Garnett, who had never had a good relationship with Kobe Bryant and even publicly said in the summer of '07 that 'I wouldn't go to Los Angeles to play with that guy', said something sarcastic: "The Lakers are a team that deserves to be respected and has a glorious history. But I don't think they're ready for back-to-back titles. Last season's Eastern Conference playoffs were just a chaotic accident, and next year, everything will be back on track. ”

This remark upset Kobe Bryant's boss, and when the 'small-minded' superstar was mentioned by reporters, he said on the spot: "The Bostonians should be thinking about how to avoid being swept by the Black Eight in the first round, instead of worrying about the Finals." ”

Subsequently... The topic inevitably brings to Snoopy.

Kobe Bryant said, "The Celtics can't even beat my students. ”

Kevin Garnett claimed: "Snoopy and Kobe Bryant have the same style, and they can't solve anything without the help of the referee." I'm going to beat the Knicks at North Shore Garden, like Game 6 in the summer of '08. ”

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The verbal exchange between the two sides finally tore apart the rapprochement that David Stern had worked so hard to maintain in recent years, and the league has not had this kind of mutual diss between top stars in many years.

This sparked a discussion in the basketball world.

Just like now, Stephen Curry sat in front of Duke Snoopy: "I really hope that next June, the Lakers can completely defeat the Celtics!" Otherwise, everyone will question the quality of Kobe Bryant's MVP trophy. ”

The words made Doog raise an eyebrow.

As the man with the deepest bond with Boston and Los Angeles, Snoopy's emotions are inexplicable when Stephen Curry says this.

He asked rhetorically, "Do you think the Boston Celtics can make it to the Finals?" And also... Do you think we were the Lakers' Finals opponent last season, which lowered Kobe Bryant's MVP trophy? ”

Stephen Curry's expression suddenly turned embarrassed and serious, and he realized that he really said the wrong thing.

Just when he was about to sweat because of his nervousness, the voice from downstairs was liberated.

"Hey, Snoopy. You've got to come down... Justice has been done. ”

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