After eating and having lunch, there were nearly two hours left before the English test in the afternoon, and Li Song had nothing to do, so he wanted to go to the Internet café to sit down, play and eat chicken to upgrade, and by the way, he could pass the time of clamoring.

When he was surfing the Internet, Li Song had been trying to do tasks, but there was no more task punishment on the virtual battlefield.

"Master, without your knowledge of the virtual battlefield, going to the virtual battlefield for the first time is the easiest and most direct, and it will be very difficult to enter the virtual battlefield later!" Nan Qian reminded.

"The virtual battlefield is a treasure trove, and a small fantasy masturbator was auctioned off to 30 million from the airdrop, which is terrifying." Li Song said with emotion.

"The virtual battlefield baby has a high refresh rate, but the pass to the virtual battlefield is very rare, and it can't be forced, so you can only follow it."

"Okay, don't play, I'm going to go to Kyoto with Su Xiaoke to watch Wei Shen's game after the English test in the afternoon." Li Song patted his ass and got up, and left the Internet café.

"Master, who will take care of that Yueyue?"

"Of course it's you, you turn into a physical form and stay to take care of Yueyue for a few days." Li Song ordered.

"Nan Qian doesn't want to be lazy, but I still advise the owner not to be separated from Nan Qian for a long time, the master is just a novice host now, and he doesn't know much about some things, in case of difficulties, I'm afraid that the master will be difficult to deal with." Nan Qian said cautiously.

"Don't worry, it's just a simple game with Su Xiaoke, I don't need system ability, so that even if there is a Lambdo host, they won't find my gamma rays."

Nan Qian knew that Li Song had made up her mind, and she didn't want to say anything because of her cute personality, so she said, "Master, Nan Qian hasn't changed her clothes for a few days, and I'm going to change my skirt now." ”

"Go ahead! Go ahead! Wearing that black hip-length one makes people look comfortable. Li Song said.

"Yes, master."

"Nan Qian, don't call me master in the future, it's too dull and ugly, this is not a feudal society, it's too awkward to call the master." Li Song ordered.

"Okay, master~~"

"I told you, don't call me master."

"I'm sorry, master~~"

The corners of Li Song's mouth twitched, "Will you call me handsome in the future?" ”

"Handsome pig? Why does the owner call himself a pig? Nan Qian pierced her head with a ball, tilted her neck and said cutely.

"Holy! Nan Qian, you're going too far! It's a handsome master, not a handsome pig, a handsome handsome, the master's master, understand? Li Song frowned and emphasized.

"Eh~~, the handsome master, this is too real, it is recommended that the handsome master take the third charm luck value, and the handsome man's voice will be full of charm and mellow magnetism! And the appearance will be even more handsome! ”

"That's right, how did I forget the charm luck value of the purchase, hurry up and take one first!"

"I've taken it! Handsome master! Nan Qian said cutely.

Li Song scratched his head and couldn't help but say, "Forget it, you still call me master, I always feel that you are calling me a handsome pig, it's so hurtful......"

"Yes, master." Nan Qian said heartily.

chatting with Nan Qian all the way, time slipped quickly, and before he knew it, Li Song came to the door of the examination room.

At this time, there were already students walking into the examination room one after another with exam bags, because Gu Manxue injured her ankle, so another female teacher was replaced in the examination room.

The female teacher was checking at the door with a cheating device.

Li Song came to the door of the examination room, and the female teacher said majestically, "Take out your ID card, I'll take a look." ”

"Teacher, the teachers are so strict at the end of the term." Li Song said in astonishment.

"The Education Bureau asked for it, and we couldn't do it."

The female teacher took Li Song's ID card and did not rush to check it, but first used a cheating instrument to scan Li Song's body.

Didi Di Di ~~~

The cheating instrument is crazy to sound.

The female teacher frowned and said coldly, "What's in your pocket?" ”

"Cell phone."

"Put your phone in your bag, and put your bag on the podium." The female teacher ordered.

Li Song put his phone in his school bag......

Didi Di Di ~~~

The cheat device sounded again, and the students in the examination room looked at Li Song in unison.

"There are so many forbidden things on this guy~~"

"Isn't this Li Song who writes about burning chest hair?"

"Isn't this Li Song, the protagonist of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: The Best Redemption System"?"

……

The examinees were talking staggeringly, and the female teacher was a little speechless and said, "What, take it out." ”

"Chewing gum."

Li Song put the chewing gum in his school bag, and when the female teacher used the cheat device to probe Li Song's body for the third time.

The cheat meter rang again~~

The female teacher had a black line on her head, "What else is it pretending to be?" ”

"Teacher, this is the buckle on the belt, I can't take the belt off, can I?" Li Song lifted the T-shirt, revealing the belt.

"Turn around." The female teacher said.

Didi Di Di ~~

When the cheat detector probed the back of Li Song, it rang again~~

Don't talk about Li Song, the female teacher is crazy now.

"This classmate, are there any prohibited items, can you take them out one piece? Don't waste your classmates' time. ”

At this time, behind Li Song, the candidates who were about to enter the examination room had already lined up in a long line.

"Teacher, I'm also helpless!"

Li Song fumbled in his butt pocket and took out the "instant noodle seasoning".

That's right, this is the "instant noodle seasoning" that Li Song tore apart at Gu Manxue's house.

The female teacher's face turned red, and she whispered, "Hurry up and put it in your schoolbag!" A student has this in his pocket! Don't learn well!! ”

Then, the female teacher began to look at Li Song's ID card~~

"Pretending to be a substitute examiner! Drag it away! The female teacher suddenly said to the male invigilator.

“What Fuck！ Teacher, I didn't provoke you, did I? "Li Song's mentality is about to explode.

"The person on the school is so down-to-earth, look at you again, you look like a playboy who hooks up with a schoolgirl!"

The implication of the female teacher's words is: down-to-earth equals ugliness!

That's right, the female teacher is euphemistically saying that she is ugly.

The male invigilator also reprimanded Li Song at this time, "Take the teacher as a blind man?? Two people with such a high degree of discrimination can't be seen by the teacher? ”

"I don't understand, why do you check your ID card in English in the final exam, this is not the college entrance examination?"

Li Song was no longer able to complain.

When I took the Chinese and math exams, the invigilator didn't ask me to see my ID card.

"Because this time, the school will set up a top class with English specialties based on the English scores of this final exam, so we must ensure that there is no substitute exam!" The female teacher explained.

"You! It's a substitute test! The southern invigilator pointed to Li Song's nose and counted down.

"No, it's my fault that I'm handsome? Only the eighteen changes of the women's college are allowed, but the eighteen changes of the men's college are not allowed? ”

"Do you still dare to use strong words?"

"Teacher Sun, just drag it away, don't waste time with him, there are still many students to check later." The female teacher said.

"Teacher, I can't be handsome, can I? Still unreasonable? ”

Li Song was so angry, only then did he remember that he had taken the third charm luck value just now, it seems that during this time, his complexion and temperament have really changed a lot.

"I don't care, this is my ID card, I have to take the test!"

"Drag it away! Drag it away! I've never seen such a scoundrel substitute exam! ”