People can't do too much sometimes.

For example, Lin Yi is in trouble now.

So Lin Yi had no choice but to ask for help from the almighty QQ group.

Class of '09 rookie chat group.

Lin Yi: "Almighty group friends, I encountered a very troublesome thing, there are three girls who want me to teach them to play basketball at the same time, and they have all made an appointment for tomorrow, what should I do?" ”

Curry: "......"

Flynn: "......"

Harden: "......"

DeRozan: "......"

Lin Yi: "It's not a very beautiful girl, one is called Scarlett Johansson, the other is Taylor Swift, and the other is a girl who is still studying in film school and has not graduated." ”

Wangtian, Great Demon King, won't your conscience hurt?

Lin Yi felt that Harden might be more experienced with his sisters, and seeing that everyone didn't reply to him, Lin Yi hurriedly chatted with Harden privately.

You've been blocked!

it!

Circle you with a fork, Harden dares to block me than this?

Lin Yi took out the phone and prepared it to Harden and said.

"Hey! James, why did you block me? Lin Yi asked.

"Huh? Who are you? James Harden forgot to bring his phone when he went out to play, I'm his brother James Pull the lamp, if anything, I can tell you about it. James Harden said with a pinching of his nose.

Lin Yi: "......"

Pull the lamp peat!

Do you think I can't tell it's you if you pinch your nose?

Lin Yi glanced at the schedule, winter melon peel watermelon peel, I want you Harden skin, the next game you Thunder will fly to New York, wait until you meet to see if I don't kill you.

Lin Yi felt that it was necessary to discuss with Lao De and let Wilson Chandler, the Knicks' defensive leader, educate this bearded man well.

But then again...... What to do?

……

Following.

Today was the Knicks' offseason, and Elizabeth Olsen was the first to arrive, because she had been to Lin Yi's house a few times and knew the route, and about fifteen minutes later, Scarlett Johansson and Taylor Swift also came.

"Hey, Lin, you're good at enjoying it, yes, it looks like I can come to you for a vacation in the summer." Taylor Swift is wearing a Knicks jersey that Lin Yi gave her, but, in the winter, is it appropriate for you to show your thighs like this?

And what the hell is this vacation with me! You can buy me several of your mansions in New York, okay?

The most terrifying thing is Scarlett Johansson, the letters on the Knicks jersey have completely inflated, Lin Yi has never felt that the chest letters on the Knicks jersey are so big......

Elizabeth Olsen suddenly felt that she had suffered a big loss, it was too fierce, it was too fierce!

Zhong Muchen, the agent who was going to come to Lin Yi today to report the good news, was dumbfounded as soon as he came to the villa.

"Uh...... Sorry to interrupt! Xiao Zhong slipped away decisively,, this employer has something.

Inside the villa.

"What do you want to learn...... Lin Yi asked curiously.

Taylor Swift lifted his long legs, and Lin Yi died of excessive nosebleeds.

"I want to learn one-on-one, Lin, you teach me how to one-on-one." Taylor Swift said, damn it, I originally wanted Lin Yi to write songs with him, but now in this atmosphere, how can I write songs......

Scarlett Johansson jumped up, and the letters on her chest on the Knicks jersey she was wearing immediately came to life, one after another, endlessly, and Lin Yi died due to excessive nosebleeds.

"Lin, can you teach me how to go to the basket and shoot?" Scarlett Johansson said.

Elizabeth Olsen blinked with a pair of beautiful eyes, "I—I can pick up the ball!" ”

And so the joyful basketball teaching began.

……

Just as Lin Yi and the three girls were happily playing, a paparazzi reporter named Bill George finally felt that his spring had come.

Peaty, it's not easy!

From summer to winter, Bill George would wait near Lin Yi's villa every day, just to take a scandalous photo of the up-and-coming Knicks star.

In fact, there were quite a few reporters with Bill George at first, about two dozen people, but whenever they were excited to think that they could take useful photos......

All they saw was Lin Yi practicing boringly on the basketball court of his villa day after day.

Make no mistake!

Big brother, you're an NBA star!

Can't you just give us some lace news for us to write?

And what broke this group of reporters the most was that whenever they stayed up until late at night and were drowsy, there would always be a clanging, clanging sound to wake them up.

At first, they thought that Lin Yi had brought a young model home to fight, but when they set up a long holiday and a short cannon to prepare for a candid shooting...... Damn, Lin Yi started shooting training again.

Big brother, are you going to get up at four o'clock in the morning?

And still playing basketball?

So Bill George had fewer and fewer comrades-in-arms, and finally, unconsciously, he was the only one left.

Bill George is a stubborn person, he swore that he must earn the manuscript fee from Lin Yi, so even if he is the only one left, even if the wind and sun are exposed, even if his jeans have not been washed for more than two months, even if there is a peculiar smell on his body, he will persistently stay by Lin Yi's villa.

Hard work pays off!

Sure enough, it's a wise saying!

Bill George burst into tears, "Hehe, they all say that Lin is still single, these NBA players are single and represent a profligate, I caught it this time, right?" ”

Bill George switched into a telephoto lens and began shooting.

it!

Isn't that Scarlett Johansson?

This, on such a cold day, she wore a Knicks jersey?

Bill George took an amazing photo: Scarlett Johansson was holding a basketball, and Lin Yi lifted her, fulfilling her dream of dunking.

"Bastard! It's so shameless! It's so shameless! Bill George scolded fiercely.

Wait a minute!

What, isn't that Taylor Swift?

it!

Taylor ...... in the Big Winter With a pair of long legs exposed?

Bill George took another incredible photo: Lin Yi hugged Taylor Swift from behind......

You also say that the two of you are not a couple?

Bill George suddenly remembered the breakup that "Big Mold" had not long ago, which was proposed by Swift himself......

Bill George suddenly felt a little sorry for Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend.

"It's so frustrating, it's too shameless." Bill George said.

Huh?

Who's that?

Isn't that the little sister of the Olsen family?

Bill George felt that he had to send these photos out, Lin Yi, bastard!

Too beastly!

It's crazy!

……

"New York is awesome! I have to say that the city is a little smaller. After the Oklahoma City Thunder arrived at the hotel, Westbrook couldn't help but complain.

Durant nodded, but although New York is good, Durant's mind is on tomorrow's game.

This is the second meeting between the Knicks and the Thunder this season, and Durant must prove that he is better than Lin.

So he told his teammates early on that he was going to shoot crazy and score crazy points in this game.

Teammates only think that Durant wants to make a pilgrimage to Madison Square Garden, after all, there are many stars in the NBA who will explode inexplicably here.

Just as Durant was about to reject Wei Shao's offer to go shopping, Harden, who had already returned from a stroll around, walked towards the two with a newspaper in his hand.

"Big news! Big news! Lin, a beast, still dares to say that he is single, see if I don't kill him tomorrow. Harden said indignantly.

Durant took the newspaper.

Then, Durant sneered, it seems that the Knicks' jersey can't solve the hatred in his heart, "James, do you know where machetes are sold in New York?" Preferably the kind that is 40 meters long. ”

Harden: "??? ”

"What's wrong?" Westbrook also took the paper, and after turning to the second page, Westbrook was not calm, "I think two machetes may be needed." ”

I saw that on the newspaper of "Roadside Society", the cover photo was Lin Yi holding Scarlett Johansson dunk, and there were a series of small pictures of Lin Yi and Scarlett Johansson hugging below.

And the second edition is a variety of intimate photos of Lin Yi and Taylor Swift.

The third version, with Elizabeth Olson.

For a while, Lin Yi became popular again.

And no one believed his own statements in an interview.

"I'm really just teaching them to play basketball." Lin Yi said to the reporters solemnly.

Hehe, I'm afraid I'm playing two other basketballs, right?

"As for those hugs, I'm teaching them the right shooting position!" Lin Yi said to reporters seriously.

Hehe, I'm afraid it's the right posture in bed, right?

"Really, I'm a good person, you have to believe me." Lin Yi is very innocent.

Hehe, the NBA is all good guys!

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and Lin Yi didn't know at this time that a bigger crisis had arrived.

……

PS: Fourth Update! The fifth watch is coming soon!

PS2: There are not many daily parts of this book, and the bigwigs are asking for monthly passes and subscriptions!