"Rank is too low, isn't it?" Maya said with a look of disgust.

"The first match is played at the meeting point, and after one game we can know who is the top card in the opposite team."

Stern made a gesture of wiping his neck and said coldly: "Wait for our home stadium, buy and control the referee, one-on-one exchange, and the water cooler player will redeem the opponent's top card." ”

"Is there anyone who is a little higher?" Maya asked, the corners of her mouth twitching.

Stern smiled bitterly and spread his hands, and said: "To deal with those earthlings in the alliance, I have thousands of means and thousands of strategies, but the aliens ...... The uncertainty of all scenarios is too high.

For example, the night before the game, a few flesh and bones with enlarged breasts and fat buttocks sneaked into each other's hotels, and the next day, they turned into soft-footed shrimp one by one, but who knows what type of woman the alien guy likes? For example—"

"Stop! I want to be forced, not cheap, uh, it's not that I can't be cheap, but ......"

Maya took a few steps back and forth and said, "Well, your method is very good, for the sake of the earth, you can also try it."

Later, you can contact Nick Fury, the man in black, and you can discuss with him with all kinds of tricks. ”

"What I want to know is a little more royal means." Maya said as she looked at him expectantly.

"The royal road?"

Seeing that he was at a loss, Maya was helpless, and said directly: "The kind that can improve hard power and fight tough battles, activate Jordan and Barkley's X genes!" ”

"Ah, you, you got it?" Stern opened his mouth wide in surprise.

"Hehe, can I know it's weird?" Maya rolled her eyes and asked rhetorically.

"Uh, no, I mean, you know I helped them cover up the X gene? What am I capable of? I can help mutants completely mask the X gene.

My own X gene... I don't even have an X gene, and I don't know if I'm a mutant. Stern waved his hand and explained.

Maya's right hand was shaken, and a glass tube the thickness of a little thumb appeared in the palm of her hand.

Through the glass wall, she hooked the index finger of her left hand, and a drop of transparent liquid crossed the space and floated to her fingertips.

Then, she flicked her fingers into Stern's mouth, and the droplets of water slid into his throat.

Colorless and tasteless, Stern suddenly turned red, bent over and vomited.

He didn't spit out any filth, but snot and tears flowed down his face.

Maya avoided a few steps and explained, "This is the Sentinel Elixir, when mutants take it, they will quickly excrete it from their bodies, well, your tears and snot ......."

"So I'm a real mutant?"

Then, Stern wondered: "In your agreement with Gao Tianzun, you must be an ordinary person, is it appropriate to use superpowers?" ”

"Hehe, that's what I'm talking about."

Maya smiled slyly and pointed at him in a low voice.

After a while, Stern looked at Maya with reverence on his face and sighed, "Taught." ”

In this way, Stern also joined the teaching assistant team and became one of the teaching assistants.

After three hours of joint practice in the morning, Qiao Gang Leader and his party were warmed up.

After eating at noon, the braised egg came over with two big beauties, Black Widow and Melinda.

In the days to come, the three of them will cooperate with Stern to make a bad move, and at the same time, they will also prevent their players from being overturned by the opponent.

At 6 p.m., the upgrade plan 2.1 revision was officially launched.

One night in the outside world, Qiao Gang Leader and others played 300 years of ball in the Yueyu space.

"Shit, I want to retire, and now I want to throw up when I see basketball."

The next morning, seeing the orange basketball rolling to his feet, Joe really threw up.

"You resign, if you retire, I will be able to replace you and endorse the number three." Flying Pig Barkley sneered.

"Uh... It doesn't matter, you get used to it when you spit and spit it. Gang Leader Joe sneered.

"Gentlemen, rest today, and leave tomorrow for the second meeting point of the South Gate." The Zen master walked over with an excited face and said.

The Zen master is the leading coach.

"Fei'er, what makes you so happy?" Gang Leader Qiao wondered.

When the Bulls won three consecutive championships, the Zen master was Jordan's coach, and the two were very familiar with each other.

No matter how sassy the Zen master is off the court, after coming to the court, he looks like an unfathomable master in the world, so he is nicknamed "Zen Master".

At this moment, he was as excited as if he had drunk fake wine, which made Qiao Gang Leader very surprised.

"Developed, developed, Jordan, do you know what the winning prize is from the National League?" The Zen master said excitedly.

"Well, the League of Nations is poor, and now it only has 8 million foreign exchange reserves, and if all of them are taken out, how much can the dozens of brothers here get?"

As soon as he heard that it was a bonus, Joe Gang Leader became less interested.

"You are a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, we don't have an endorsement, it's very good to have tens of thousands of star coins." Malone said happily.

"Hehe, tens of thousands? No, as long as you win, there is a minimum of 5 million Star Coins per person. The Zen master shouted.

“what？ Phil, what do you say? Qiao Gang Leader's eyes were dizzy, and his body was a little fluttering.

"Fei'er, are you talking crazy?" Ma Long and the others also looked like they were about to suffocate the past.

"Crazy? Yes, I'm going crazy, I'm crazy with excitement, and the water cooler keepers can take 5 million. ”

Speaking of this, the Zen master unconsciously glanced at Bowen, who was standing at the outermost layer of the crowd, and then looked at Jordan again, and said in a trembling voice: "The main force starts with 10 million, the MVP adds 20 million, and the captain adds another 4 million."

According to the performance of each game, increase by 50-5 million, shit, win this game, we are all monopoly! ”

“Holy shit！”

Qiao Gang Leader screamed, rolled his eyes, and fell to the floor with a "bang".

“Holy shit！”

"Knock Knock Knock ......"

In an instant, with the Zen master as the center, a large number of people passed by.

"Hehe, are you stupid?"

At this time, the boiled egg came over with a sneer.

"Stern, tell them about the punishment for failure." Stein said to Stern.

"Punishment?" Joe Gang Leader rolled over and sat up in a daze.

"Ahem, you also know that if we win, we will get the intersection of the South Gate II, and if we lose, we will lose the foundation of civilization."

Stern touched his nose and said helplessly: "So, there is a reward for winning, and there must be a punishment for losing." ”

"What punishment?"

All of a sudden, the players woke up from their dreams.

"Squatting, 20 years." Stern whispered.

“what？ This, that's too exaggerated, isn't it? We've never played basketball against an alien guy, so we don't know what to do! Qiao said aggrievedly.

The braised egg was stunned, and the 2.3-meter-tall burly figure made him look imposing: "Why haven't you ever fought?" In the 300 years of reading space, you have fought against 3,000 mainstream civilizations in the galaxy, humanoid, tree-shaped, stone-shaped, elemental ......"

"This, I'm a water cooler administrator, is it the same as the main force?" Heavenly Foot Bowen hesitated.

"I'm really unambitious, and I'm thinking about losing before I even start playing."

Lu Dan glanced at him contemptuously, and said in a mocking tone: "Originally, the age was the same, but now, I have decided to double the main force for 40 years and the captain for 50 years." ”

"Mother Fake, I don't know if I can live for 40 years!" Big Dream cursed in a low voice.

Stern frowned, and whispered to the boiled egg: "Miss Hansen didn't plan to punish them, even if you really want to punish them, you have to wait until the game is over."

Now that your morale has been lost, I guess no one wants to be the captain. ”

"David, Phil, I'm applying to be the captain!" Barkley suddenly stood up and shouted.