"Data monsters, revenge on an epic scale! Madison Garden was reduced to Duke Snoopy's killing battlefield last night! ”

"Never seen forever! Super large triple-double, Snoopy has become the first person in NBA statistics! ”

"Donnie Walsh, heaven or hell, the only thing left for him is the possibility of reversal."

"Thanks to Donnie, Chicago's road to dynastic revival has begun!"

"On Dishonored Night, the Knicks Sellout Completes the Horrific Massacre!"

“……”

On the plane to Chicago, Snoopy reclined in a plush seat in a special box, his eyes flipping back and forth through today's newspaper.

The almost one-sided praise did not delight the Duke. He was even a little tired.

He rubbed his brow, which had condensed into a Sichuan shape, and then remembered the quarrel with Carlie Kraus in the morning, and of course, inevitably recalled the battle in the living room kitchen at noon.

Carlie Krauss' recent career has grown by leaps and bounds, and she is rapidly approaching the position of the world's number one model. However, due to her busy work, she has less and less time to contact Snoopy, which brings her a huge sense of crisis, after all, she can see the news of Snoopy and other women every day, and even the news that Snoopy's mother has handpicked a beautiful agent.

This left her deeply anxious and depressed. So, when Snoopy told her this morning that there was a good chance she wouldn't have time for lunch, she complained loudly on the phone, cried out, and even said the word breakup.

When the word was spoken, Snoopy on the other side of the phone fell into a deep silence. He suddenly fell into a mysterious circle, and his heart became extremely troubled with gains and losses. Then, almost subconsciously, he went out and drove to Carlie Krauss's quarters.

Snoopy has a strong sense of territory, and although he doesn't know how to solve the problems of the duchess girls, he is sure of one thing, and that is his heart.

"Hey, Snoopy, what are you thinking?"

Eddie Curry walked over with a wicked smile on his face, exuding this obscene and gossip all over his body.

A video of the mysterious GMC RV shaking in the Madison Garden underground parking lot, which was posted on the internet in the early hours of last night, got fermented today.

Powerful reporters learned that the car was registered in the name of Taylor Swift's father's company.

And that night, Taylor Swift was photographed sitting on the sidelines watching the Duke's slaughter, and even couldn't help but stretch out his legs to tease Snoopy in the third quarter.

On top of that, a professional analyzed the audio track of a video and learned that the high-pitched and comfortable sound that is constantly emitted in the video is the same as Taylor Swift's high notes.

This makes it impossible not to think about who the hero and heroine are in that rickety RV.

Although Taylor Swift's agent issued a statement at noon today, saying that the incident had nothing to do with Taylor Swift and was caused by the staff borrowing a car, they would reserve the right to sue the law if the media hyped it up.

However... Not everyone believes in this explanation.

It's still going to be the hottest gossip discussion today.

"Didn't think about anything, just in a daze." Snoopy shrugged his shoulders as he looked at Eddie Curry, who was getting more and more normal.

"So, aren't you really going to teach me some tips on vibration in the car? Nabs! You know, it's my dream!! Eddie Curry, who weighed only 285 pounds, looked at Snoopy with great eagerness. Just now in the front cabin, Quentin Richardson told him with great certainty: if you haven't experienced the feeling of vibration in the car, then you have lost at least a tenth of the fun of life. Isn't a man's dream to conquer a high-powered sports car and a woman with huge headlights?

So, he couldn't wait to get to Snoopy, and he wanted the Duke to share some experience. After all, the whole team seems to have the highest vibration frequency in his car. Even because of those rumors, I got the brand endorsement of the pickup truck!

Snoopy looked at the extremely serious Eddie Curry with a helpless face, amused and angry, and finally spread his palms helplessly: "Unfortunately, I really don't have any advice for you." Perhaps, you should go and buy a full-size truck, you know what I mean? ”

This answer made Curry a little frustrated, but he still tried to say: "I can exchange it with you with the latest woodpecker collection, and I can even lend you the 'Love You 108 Style' that I have treasured for fifteen years and is no longer print......"

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Snoopy pulled the door shut on the verge of collapse, and he grew fond of the separate space. Because if God knows if it will cause a heckle among the whole team, as in the Knicks, the NBA players will never stop talking about women and technology. No matter how good the atmosphere is, no matter how disciplined the team is, it can't stop this group of young millionaires and multimillionaires from exploring women.

In fact, the most advice given to them by NBA teams, including their agents, is only: Be sure to wear family planning tools. First of all, there are security concerns. Second, we must not allow women with bad intentions to succeed. You know, the women who wander around the hotel looking for stars as prey, their biggest pursuit is to carry these NBA big kids in their bellies, so... They will then be able to receive maintenance with the support of the law that will allow them to live the rest of their lives without worry.

Call!

The Duke suddenly let out a long sigh.

He began to have a headache for new things again, and he had no idea where he would give birth to a black-haired son in seven years, in order to fulfill the dream of being a grandmother of the famous sweet song queen of my country in the eighties.

After thinking about it, I was confused.

Studying economics, he has only some simple common sense about genetics, which is not enough for him to solve this famous problem in the history of human development.

So, he shook his head, opened his laptop to check the video of the next opponent sent by the team's videographer team in his mailbox, and followed up the next schedule by the way.

Don't look at it, don't worry about it, and when you look at it, you can't help but take a breath secretly.

The next 14 games will cover the top nine teams in the West and the top eight in the East (with the exception of the Miami Heat and Atlanta Hawks). ）。

Playing against these strong teams, defense is a big problem.

Snoopy frowned, now sitting in seventh place in the East, and he didn't want to face a wave of consecutive defeats next.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The sliding door is gently knocked.

"Anything else? Mr. Curry. Snoopy said with some annoyance, thinking that Eddie Curry had come running over again to find the secret of the shaking in the car.

"No, I'm Joaquin Noah."

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