Backbite!

With a quick whistle on the pitch, the game ended.

109：95。

The Heat won the victory without bloodshed.

Despite various previewes at the start of the season, the Atlanta Hawks are ranked well above the Miami Heat. Before the game, the Hawks' forward group, especially Josh Smith, even more conclusively announced that he would complete a face-to-face dunk on Snoopy's head.

However, it turned out to be.

When Snoopy stood in the box, no one made a successful dunk. Josh Smith, who was unashamed, was even covered to his knees, and his face was gone.

As for the Atlanta Hawks, who claim to be ready to become a powerhouse in the East, they lost the game in confusion. They don't even know where they're doing it wrong. So McWoodson had to say repeatedly after the game: "We're doing a terrible job on rebounding, we're not doing a good job of shooting from mid-to-long range, and the inconsistency of young players is further manifested." But I have a lot of confidence in them that all of them will be elite players, even All-Stars. Right now... We're just missing a little bit of time, that's all. ”

Coach Woodson is as optimistic as ever.

Snoopy, by contrast, is a bit pessimistic.

After the game, he was pulled aside by TNT's sideline reporters, and then several Chinese reporters also gathered around.

"I have to admit that the NBA is very competitive. To get eight points tonight, I've done my best. I probably won't be able to extend my score to double digits for a long time to come. ”

Snoopy responded modestly to his scoring ability as soon as he came up.

Based on his performance tonight, he was 100 percent qualified to brag about his feats, not only did he get a quasi-triple-double, but he also took the pre-match defiant Josh Smith hat to his knees...... If it were any other player, he would at least start a self-praise of more than 500 words.

Immediately, the reporter took the initiative to mention this cap.

"To be honest, I didn't pay much attention to what he said before the game, maybe it was his psychological tactics and it had nothing to do with me."

"I'm just doing what I'm supposed to do, and as you can see, I'm doing a good job. As for Josh Smith, the only thing I want to make to him is this: it's time for him to take some calcium. ”

At this point, the interview was abruptly interrupted.

It turned out that fans who had flocked to the edge of the pitch to try to ask Snoopy for his autograph had a heated argument. A red-haired teenage girl starts a fight, and she takes the lead in attacking DM party members with a Taylor Swift poster in her hand.

Immediately, the two sides fought.

Before security can intervene, Snoopy uses his amazing bouncing ability to climb over the stands, hoping to put a stop to the chaos.

However, the chaos did not end there, but intensified, and everyone was 'attacking' him.

"It was a tragic suicide attack."

Kenny Smith said without mincing words.

Ten minutes later, the on-site security personnel finally rescued the 'scarred' Snoopy. By this time, his white home jersey had been torn into strips of cloth, and his muscular muscles were exposed, and various scratches of various lengths were faintly visible on them. Also, there are several lipstick prints on the neck that are clearly different shades.

"It's a pity. I can't give you an interview. ”

Before leaving, Snoopy still waved to the camera in a gentlemanly manner.

It's just that he looks too much... Embarrassed.

"It's like a husband who has been abused by his wife." Earl Johnson seems to be aware of this: "The difference is that he was not abused by a 'wife,' but by a group of women. ”

"I don't think Snoopy has learned to be an entertainment star. Hollywood's superstars never run into the fandom to persuade them. Charles Barkley laughed and said: "Also, his defensive ability still needs to be improved, look at his jersey that is torn into strips, and there are scratches on his muscles, kiss marks...... It was like he had been tied up and forced - eight hundred times. ”

"Hey, I said. Isn't it offensive power that should be strengthened the most? Poor Snoopy was completely helpless against the bag defense, and if it was Alan Iverson, he would have broken those tight defenses with a single crossover. ”

"It's a shame that Iverson will never be surrounded by so many girls at the same time."

The TNT studio was full of joy, and they didn't expect that there would be such news before the end of the live broadcast, which forced the ratings to rise again.

At this time, Dug, who returned to the locker room, was also teased by Dwyanwade in person: "Listen, Snoopy. You should call the Guinness World Records Committee right now, this is definitely the first time in NBA history that a player has been subjected to a mass physical assault by fans. Maybe you should also learn a little bit from Ron Artest on how to throw punches at fans. ”

"However, if I were you just now, I would just lie down. Anyway, someone will definitely take off their pants and sit on it and move on their own! ”

Dwyanwade talked about the meat.

The locker room was full of joy.

In the midst of laughter, Snoopy whispered to Haslem beside him with some concern: "Should I be banned from the league because of this?" ”

Hahahaha!

Haslem was thoroughly amused by the rookie, and he laughed heartily. Then tell him, "If you really lie down like Dwyane said and let those crazy female fans sit up and move on their own, David Stern might have some safety criticism for you because you didn't wear a condom." ”

"But now, what he should do more is praise you. You create new topics, new concerns for the game. I'm sure he's happily closing his mouth right now, and praying to God that those women will beat Snoopy once every game. ”

"Forehead ......"

Dugg was a little speechless, and he didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

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Back at home, as soon as I turned on the TV, the MTV entertainment station was announcing to the audience in an enthusiastic tone: "The latest news, the latest news." After tonight's Miami Heat home game against the Atlanta Hawks, the DT party and the DM party fought fiercely, and the scene was very chaotic for a while. But the little duke appeared just in time, and he forcefully separated the two groups of people, showing his manly bearing......"

MTV cites TNT's video material.

Du Ge looked at himself standing in the middle of the picture and trying to separate the DT party and the DM party, and muttered angrily: This is like flood relief.

He turned off the TV and turned on the computer. Discussions on the Internet are piling up, with the DM Party and the DT Party spreading the war to the Internet, and they have accused each other of being responsible for the incident. And also made detailed evidence, however, no one could convince the other party.

So the two sides began to declare a unilateral victory.

The DM Party proudly declared: "The little duke is protecting us with his back, and he obviously loves Miley Sellers a little more." ”

And the explanation of the DT party was: "The Duke doesn't want to see you at all, so he pushes you with his ass." ”

Everyone has a different perspective on the same thing.

But these angles made Dugg feel ridiculous: I just don't want anyone to get hurt because of myself, so why can't I just talk about it.

He reluctantly turned off the computer.

Go to bed.

As he covered the quilt, Pat Riley had just finished a call with Popovich.

The two sides greeted each other's mothers on the phone.

Pat Riley dismissed Popovich's attempt to trade Snoopy for Bruce Bowen as a stupid robbery, no different from storming a bank with poppy candy.

Popovich thinks it's ridiculous that Pat Riley wants to get Tony Parker: Tony Parker is the MVP of the Finals!!

So, after warmly greeting each other's female family members, the two sides calmly hung up the phone.

Despite the unhappy parting, Pat Riley knew that Popovich would never give up.

With Popovich's personal call, Pat Riley reaffirmed Snoubic Availability. He has already drawn a price in his mind: he wants to trade Snoopy and take an All-Star player in his playing year.

What do the Lakers want? At least Odom has to talk about it.

What do the Celts want? Rondo starts.

Orlando Magic? You have to use Turkoglu anyway.

As for the Cleveland Cavaliers, it seems that there is no other player other than LeBron James.

After establishing this bottom line, Pat Riley's mood has broadened a lot. He then had another phone call with Spoelstra, to whom he confirmed that Dug's playing time would have to be at least 20 minutes. At the same time, give him relatively ample possession.

In addition, he asked Spoelstra to set up an 'internal horse racing mechanism' as soon as possible, so that the No. 2 and No. 8 shows can compete in a healthy way, and there will be a fierce but upward chemistry.

For Pat Riley, the two biggest chips in his hand right now are Michael Beasley and Snoopydu.

He couldn't wait for both players to grow up quickly.

In this way, whether it is trading or staying in the team as the core training, there is a double guarantee!

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