Chapter 1 Who Says Crossing Is Welfare?
"Roar!" With such a roar, countless panicked birds and birds flew into the air and fled for their lives. The giant tree, which only three adults can hug together, was destroyed by an invisible force and then broke apart.
Before the tree fell completely, Lu Xi had already jumped onto the branch of another big tree. He tugged at the vines left on the branches, swinging them a few times, then suddenly let go, holding his head and rolling into the grass with the momentum of the forward rush. Behind him, the tree that had just been used as a fulcrum broke and shattered again with a roar.
The owner of the roar spewed out a scorching flame, and the water in the grass instantly evaporated, exuding a pungent smell. The burning gases swayed in the air, so hot that even the skin began to sting.
"Pretend to be your sister's death! Olivier, that's the Crypt Lord! Do you think it's a teddy bear? β
Lu Xi jumped up, stomped hard on the ass of the blonde man who was pretending to be dead, and then ran deeper into the jungle at a faster speed.
"Alas, you wait for me!"
The blonde Olivier looked like he could stumble at any moment, but his steps were so fast that they could still make a Jamaican die of shame. There was also a clear shoe print on his buttocks, which was left by Lu Xi just now.
"Jump!" Lu Xi shouted loudly, and he had already jumped up.
The two of them jumped a few meters away with the power of running, but the huge beetle that was getting closer and closer behind them stepped into the air and fell from the ground.
It was a deep trench more than two meters wide, obscured by branches and vines. Half of the big bug's body got stuck in, and it struggled hard, but the earth and rocks around it kept collapsing, and soon its entire body was covered in tumbling dirt. It couldn't get out of it for a while, but it could only watch the two of them run farther and farther.
After running for a few more minutes, Lu Xi felt the screams of his pursuers disappear in his ears, so he grabbed Olivier and suddenly changed direction. He walked to a small hill and pushed aside the vines, revealing a cave for adults.
Entering the cave, Lu Xi pulled down the vine again and covered the entrance of the cave again, and the two of them breathed a long sigh of relief.
Lu Xi sat on the ground panting, and when he saw Olivier, who was still smiling and smiling, he suddenly became angry.
With such a rich and handsome face, do you want to flash the kryptonite dog eyes that blind us? If it weren't for the fact that you were a guest, I was afraid of smashing the signboard of the "five-star tour guide", and we would have thrown you to Warcraft a long time ago.
All in all, Lu Xi thinks that his life before he is twenty-two years old must be called a miracle of life.
For example, I was born without a father, only a mother; But when he was five years old, he also vaguely knew that his mother was not a biological mother in the sense of blood - and this adoptive mother, who seemed to live in another dimension, was actually even more unstable than imagined, and extremely strong. This can be seen from the fact that my mother was only six years old when she was only six years old, and she was ready to molest the local hooligan boss of "their mother and daughter".
As for why "mother and daughter"? In fact, when Lu Xi went to a new school after graduating from elementary school, when he went to the toilet for the first time, he scared all the male compatriots in the pit to jump, of course, the table was even more terrifying, but on the day of admission, he had to invite Lu Xi to eat a big meal and give gifts, and the rich second generation who was more dog-legged than a dog's leg before and after the saddle. The child's face turned green, and he almost fainted.
By the time Lu Xi had just graduated from college, Lord Mu finally went to Heaven with an expression that seemed to be not dying of illness but becoming an immortal. The little otaku Lu Xi reluctantly found that he seemed to be the only one left in this world.
Of course, this is a matter of another world. β¦,
Then one day, when Lu Xi was ready to try out an epoch-making, sneak-in holographic virtual game that had just been launched and was the creative director of his mother before his death.
He put on a holographic helmet, and as soon as he finished creating the character, he found it dark in front of him, and then found himself lying in a ruined ruin, surrounded by a lush primeval forest, with trees tens of meters high everywhere, and vibrant green covering the sky. The fragrance of plants refreshes people's hearts, and the cries of birds and beasts are like poetry and songs.
The first person who appeared in front of him was a little girl who looked fifteen or sixteen years old, she had long brown hair, her pupils were vibrant green, and her ears were slender and elegant, but they were definitely not human.
Although this girl has the above strange characteristics, after all, she is a good girl paper that is so soft that even the star models in that world want to be disfigured. Lu Xi just wanted to say hello, but found that this soft girl bent down and hugged herself: "My sister decided to take you back to play, it seems that you won't object." My sister's name is Nivea, Nivea Lin Ge, what about you? β
Then, just like the recently popular pit daddy setting of a certain great universe will, such a system panel jumped out in front of Lu Xi.
Name: Nivea Ringo. Race: Nolda Elf. Age: Trust me, you won't want to know.
Classes: War Dancer (Level: 18), Druid (Level: 20).
Attribute:????. Skill:????.
"Well, it must be the wrong way I'm playing the game." Lu Xi looked at the sky, gestured a middle finger to the gods, and then fainted without hesitation.
Lu Xi finally realized, he realized that he was not playing a game, but crossed, otherwise why was he only a player and still turned into a baby and couldn't quit? And he also traveled to the world of a game, and most likely, this game is the one developed by his mother. Because he still remembers: when my mother was doing the character design, the leader of the Norda elves was an elf royal sister named Tiddelit Lin Ge.
This elf royal sister is the sister of the elf soft girl Nivea Lin Ge who picked it up.
Regret not being at the beginning! It's long overdue to memorize the game setting set on the mother. Then you can learn to cheat casually like a certain Su or a certain cloth to brush up on the dungeon explosion equipment, and it must not be a dream to complete the task of the god purifying the demon traverser race before the age of 30......
Elves, who have never liked to be close to outsiders, are very happy to adopt Lu Xi. This is normal, during the internal test of the game, the favorability of all characters in the main city of their race is "respect", and when Lu Xi created the character, the race he chose was Norda's wood elf.
As for why it became the physical mortal fetus of his own human pseudo-mother again, and shrunk into a baby, it can only be explained by the side effects of crossing.
As for the benefits brought by the crossing, it is that Lu Xi has obtained something similar to the game system, which can be counted and intuitively observed items, other people, and his own attributes. Well, this mustache has been popular lately anyway......
The so-called life is like a play, and drama is like life. If you think that Lu Xi will collapse because of this world where it is difficult to distinguish between truth and falsehood, you will underestimate the creature of otaku.
After struggling for half a year, Lu Xi finally figured out the supernatural dialectical relationship between the virtual and real worlds, and gradually accepted this painful world calmly. Although there are occasional jumping out of some number columns and the like, the people here will cry, laugh, sing and make trouble, they have their own culture, customs, history, and the real world. Anyway, in another world, since the death of his mother, he has no gods and horses to be nostalgic for.
Lu Xi, who turned into a baby, settled in Norda with peace of mind, and began to seriously study the so-called welfare of the traverser - the game system. β¦,
In fact, this cheating daddy system is not a benefit.,There is no counselor who can chat and fart together and complain about playing ambiguous big-breasted Qiu surname or Ou surname,There is no Lori system elf who opens his mouth "master" and closes his mouth "Ernie sauce" or even "baba".
It is possible to count the attributes of weapons and equipment, but any experienced swordsmith and alchemist can also distinguish the quality of a piece of equipment at a glance; You can observe the state of others, but if others don't tell their names and surnames, they can't even see each other's names, and you can only get acquainted with others to get more information. As for how ripe it should be...... Anyway, even if the Lin Ge sisters brought themselves up, there are still several on the character panel"? βγ
A upside-down beauty, an imbecile and dirty enemy, magic and martial arts that are simpler than elementary school math, glass gunpowder and a solar-powered notebook, summoning the Transformers Gundam is also a dragon as a pet, and the protagonist halo of the bastard son of the creator god, and destroying N universes with a wave of his hand. Compared with the above benefits, Lu Xi's is at most a consolation prize.
Besides, it's hard to say whether it's a benefit or not......
Now, it is the sixteenth year that I have come to this world. Changing to other protagonists, sixteen years may be enough for them to overthrow the goddess and unify the Three Realms, but Lu Xi's attributes are still the same:
Name: Lu Xi Lin Ge. Race: Human. Age: 16 (+22?) οΌ
Class: Civilian level 10.
Attributes: Strength 14, Dexterity 18, Constitution 14, Spirit 18, Intelligence 22, Perception 21.
Skills: Norda Elf (Level 8), Modern Auckland (Level 6), Eloquence (Level 7), Money Management (Level 5), Norda Geography (Level 8), Wilderness Survival (Level 8), Meditation (Level 4).
Comprehensive combat power: scrap wood β β . (You are the most ordinary scrap in the world, a relatively strong scrap, but still a scrap, a natural ruling class and a background figure.) As a traverser, you should go buy a piece of tofu and crash to death)
Talents: Divine Favor of Life (As a time-traveler who chooses elves, you have the Divine Favor of Elune, the goddess of life.) Even if the race is human, you are born with the affection of the elves. +5 opinion for all elven towns)
Title: Goddess Ringu (The townspeople of Ringu believe that you are the reincarnation of Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, and Wokin, the goddess of trade. Ringu Town Opinion +3)
This kind of ability is at most an ordinary pseudo-girl who is relatively athletic, has outstanding senses and IQ, and is very popular.
There's no way around it, as a traverser with a game cheat, no matter what Lu Xi does, it's possible to trigger a variety of tasks and get a lot of experience, but his profession is a civilian, and every time he is upgraded to five levels and six dimensions, he will automatically increase a pitiful 1.
Therefore, when Lu Xi was promoted to the tenth level of civilians, he never used experience to level up. Fortunately, the usual exercise of Tong GuΓ² can also increase the attributes slightly, and the reason why there is the current number jΓΉ is also witnessing the bitter tears of a pseudo-female otaku who is not willing to be lonely.
But even with the addition of experience upgrades, the profession of "civilian" has been like a nightmare that has limited his development, and no matter how he exercises, he can't compare to the cultivation speed of those elven warriors.
Lu Xi once thought about changing jobs, but every time the system prompt of "racial inconsistency" appeared, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
He understood that War Dancer, Hunter, and Druid were all elven professions, but as a human living in the Forest of Nolda, could it be possible for such a civilian to continue his life?
As for the martial arts and druid magic of the war dancer and hunter, Lu Xi can't learn it no matter how hard he tries without professional support, so Master Tifario, the great druid elder who is in charge of educating him, can't help but feel nervous, and even begins to doubt his own ability: "Obviously, you kid looks quite smart, why don't you open your mind?" Is it true that I can't teach my apprentices? β
Lu Xi didn't think about going to the human world to seek a chance to change jobs, but every time Sister Nivea's reluctant star eyes and Sister Tidlet's fake crying, he had to dispel this idea.
Therefore, the propaganda of a certain travel agency must not be believed.
"Crossing or something, the most annoying."
And that's how life went on. It wasn't until Lu Xi began to fool the wood elves with tendons to start a tourism development company, and his savings gradually increased, but his profession was still a "civilian" who had killed his father.
This peaceful time lasted until he met the present guest, as if all the dead fathers and mothers, and a large number of authors and readers, had met with fate......