Chapter 1244 Alas, even Robinson is not as good as that

"Uh, that's disgusting!" Maya glanced at it, then turned away and moved on to the next ship.

"It's a classic case, and we have to document it." Rambo was in high spirits and quietly ordered his lieutenant.

"It's... It's not good, it involves the name of the Sandar soldiers......" said the black girl Bakian with an ugly face.

There are as many as 250,000 crew members of the Esek, and none of them survived, and none of them even chose to sleep.

After a silver mess, they came and went to the red fruit, which seemed to be very artistic.

Well, a pair of dog men and women snapping on a public beach, which is a silver mess of catharsis of animal desire, and 3,000 pairs of men and women get together and snap, that is performance art.

So, those 250,000 people... It's definitely an artistic feast.

Well, ten small spaceships, a hundred warships, more than 10 million people...

"It's a feast of the art of death!" The boiled egg looked complicated and sighed.

"It seems that the aliens are still too vulnerable, with a survival rate of less than 5%... Alas, it didn't even last half a year.

This incident must be added to the textbooks of the Earth Space Force, and we must take caution from it. Rambo said with a firm expression.

"Diplomatic ......" boiled egg hesitated.

"Don't think about diplomacy, if there is only Shandar, the Sandar people will try their best to hide it, but there are more than a dozen civilizations here with one virtue, so they don't care." Maya interjected with a wave of her hand.

Lu Dan breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It's not that they are fragile, but they all understand the meaning of falling into the ψ particle death domain."

I have seen the vastness of the starry sky, and the spaceship is as narrow as a bottle, even if it is a small spaceship, it is just a jar.

Who can endure thousands or tens of thousands of years of loneliness? ”

There is no doubt that the next day, the entire Earth and the entire galaxy reported on this "Oort tragedy".

"Hey, let's go back. The solar system is too evil, you see, it's only been a few years, and the aliens who died there are almost catching up with the total population of the earth. An alien guy pointed to the message on the light screen and said in horror.

Well, it's a small cruise ship that just jumped out of the South Gate 2 meeting point.

A group of alien tourists are about to see the sights of Earth, but they are frightened by the starry sky of honor guard ships.

When the soldiers of the United States die for the country, there will be honor guards in formation, carrying coffins, and covering the national flag, and similarly, the aliens also have a similar system.

And those who committed suicide also received the glory of dying in the national war.

As a result, tens of millions of soldiers, hundreds of millions of honor guards, billions of soldiers' families, and tens of millions of spaceships filled the entire meeting point.

Well, the aliens who came and went to the meeting point were terrified.

"Clint, public opinion is very bad for us." Natasha found the Metropolitan Governor of the South Gate and said solemnly.

Hawkeye pressed his temples and said with a tired expression, "What is the reaction of all parties?" ”

"Naturally, the Earth news media touted Maya's abilities, and then sang the praises of the Earth's rescue behavior, and by the way, mocked the aliens for their psychological fragility, well, and used Robinson as an example."

"Uh, which Robinson?" Hawkeye looked up in confusion.

"Which one else could it be? "Robinson Crusoe" that. Natasha rolled her eyes.

"Can that be the same? Robinson knew he had hope of being rescued, but ψ particles... Before Maya, even the gods couldn't crack ψ particles. Hawkeye said in pain.

"And then there are the victim civilizations like Xandar ... Alas, although the initiators are the Sandar people, and it is their covetous heart for vampire abilities, Dracula is an earthling after all... Uh, Earth ghosts.

And Maya was obviously able to crack ψ particles a long time ago, but deliberately... Therefore, there is a lot of resentment among the people.

Coulson sent a telegram that, well, the aliens were marching around the embassy again.

According to experts in the Ministry of Commerce, this year's revenue forecast will have to be lowered by 23 percentage points due to a small boycott of Earth commodities by the Sandal people. Natasha sighed.

Hawkeye pointed to the documents on the desktop and asked with a sneer, "Then does this contract count yet?" ”

There are two reasons why the Maya eliminated the Dead Domain: First, the Dead Domain is the territory of the solar system, and it also occupies a hyperspace jump point - although it only connects a dozen outlets, there are few jump points around the Earth.

Second, the Earth Sandar Strategic Business Cooperation Act, which lasts for 5,000 years, has many regulations that are conducive to the development of the earth's commerce.

Of course, the League of Nations would prefer to sign a military alliance with Shandal, which is gradually revealing its imperial momentum, similar to NATO.

But the Sandals would rather give up 10 small spaceships than agree to a military alliance.

In a video call with Maya, Nova Supreme bluntly said: "If a military alliance is reached with the earth, there will definitely be more than 10 small spaceships damaged in the future Xandar battle, so we will not do a loss-making business." ”

The document on Hawkeye's desk is the Business Partnership Act.

Natasha shrugged and said, "5,000 years." I guess that, with Coulson's ability, in five months at most, the Xanders will fall in love with the earthlings again.

Finally, there are the aliens of the third party, who begin to have some kind of misunderstanding of the solar system, as if the earth has become some kind of galactic danger. ”

Hawkeye's eyes rolled and said, "Let the Propaganda Department operate, and preach... Maya mends the heavens, Maya saves the slaves of faith, so Maya is a good god.

And Maya chased and killed the veteran seven-dimensional god Igo half of the universe, her divine power is monstrous, and she is the first in the universe.

So, the solar system, guarded by the first good god of the universe, is the safest place in the galaxy - this logic is fine, right? ”

The corners of Natasha's mouth twitched, half loud, and nodded: "No problem, I almost believed it." ”

Seeing that Natasha was leaving, Hawkeye hurriedly handed over a document and said, "This is the 'Superior Plan' sent by Fury, and it belongs to your task." ”

"The Superior Plan? What's ......?"

Natasha took it and looked at it for a while, and then said bitterly: "The plan is good, but this pretending to be a ghost can scare those black bastard leaders?" ”

"You don't believe me?"

"Do you believe it?" Natasha rolled her eyes and asked rhetorically.

"Uh......" Hawkeye touched his chin and said embarrassedly, "I don't believe it either, but Fury... I just had a video chat with him this morning, so you can do as he says.

Those who believe will let them go, and those who do not believe... If you don't believe it, you will continue to reform through labor, anyway, the earth is not in a hurry, there is time, and when the government is established, we will understand it when we go and see. ”

Three days later, on the west coast of the United States, Seattle, in a luxury apartment by the sea.

"Mrs. Gao, Lelan is planted, will we be exposed?" A tall, bald-headed white man looked at the old lady of the Heavenly Dynasty opposite and asked.

"Wilson, you are now the Emperor of the Black Dao Kingpin, you must have a city government, and you must have energy!" Mrs. Gao paused for her cane and lectured.

The middle-aged neon man on the sofa next to Jin Ju frowned and said, "This is not a problem that can be solved by the qi and the city government.

Leland has the ledger of our transactions, and if he can't hold on, I'm afraid all of us here will have to ......."

The neon man turned his head, glanced at the Russian who was sitting in a chair, chewing gum and playing with a dagger, and asked, "Vladimir, what is Lester doing?" ”

"Who?"

Vladimir, who had a bit of a small plum style, put away his dagger and asked suspiciously: "Mr. Nobunaga, may I ask, which Lester is it?" ”

"Leicester who stabbed the alien to death."

I also want to be the overlord when I become Marvel

I also want to be the overlord when I become Marvel