Hearing Teacher Gu call Li Song "Song Li", Mu Ami and Su Xiaoke were almost stunned.

What kind of meme is this? Why do you call Li Song Song Li?

Could it be that the rebellious Li Song even deceived a beautiful teacher?

It's too much!!

"Song Li, what's the matter with your two friends? It doesn't seem like I know the name Song Li. Gu Manxue asked.

Li Song said very forcefully, "These two are friends when they studied abroad, and I usually call myself John when I am abroad." ”

“john？” Su Xiaoke felt that he was about to be suffocated from internal injuries.

Mu Ami whispered to Li Song: "Don't make it up, John means toilet?" How embarrassing is it to still have this name? ”

it!

The corners of Li Song's mouth twitched.

It's no wonder that when he reported his home to "John" with Gu Manxue, people looked at him in shock.

The person who calls himself a toilet can't be funny?

"John, hmm......" Gu Manxue hummed meaningfully, she couldn't help but laugh on Mike's side, she couldn't figure it out, how could MIT international students give the name of "toilet"?

Perhaps, geniuses are all personalities.

There are too many lies to tell, and Li Song has already done it all.

Of course, it is the "circle" of the "circle", not the "circle" of the "circle".

"By the way, I told you two that Teacher Gu is a Chinese teacher in a well-known key middle school, so it's good if you call Teacher Gu." Li Song grimaced, and said to Mu Ami and Su Xiaoke seriously.

"Everyone is a good friend who opens the black together, you don't have to be so outside, just call me Xue'er." Gu Manxue kawaii said.

Muami: ????

Su Xiaoke: Gu Manxue, who is known as an ice and snow teacher, is so cute and cute in private? It's like judging two people.

Li Song covered Mike and said to Mu Ami and Su Xiaoke: "Don't be in a daze, the game has started, remember, don't goof, otherwise you will suffer from the start of school." ”

"Li Song, you are playing with fire, just with Teacher Gu's temper, if she knew that you were playing with her, she would not be able to spare you!"

Facing the five-level warning issued by Su Xiaoke, Li Song showed a nose-picking expression: "Where did I play with her?" Obviously playing a game with Teacher Gu, okay? Why is an innocent little girl talking so dirty? ”

"Is it dirty that you think?" (I think Li Song's deduction 1, and think that Su Xiaoke is not dirty deduction 2)

"Okay, okay, I'm dirty, I'm dirty, I'm epic, don't make Teacher Gu wait for a long time, we're ready to skydive."

"You're just perfunctory to me, okay??"

Li Song: Heh, woman.

Seeing Su Xiaoke arguing with Li Song, Mu Ami said, "Teacher Gu is parachuting alone!" To follow or not to follow? ”

"Of course I did! If she skydives alone, it is equivalent to a parachute simulator, which belongs to the landing dead player! ”

Li Song followed Gu Manxue to parachute, and then turned on the microphone, and heard Gu Manxue's voice: "Hey, hey? Why is there no sound? Is there something wrong with your Mike over there? Hey, hey? ”

"Yes, yes, my girlfriend told me just now, since you're so busy playing games, I'll eat your ji, so it won't bother you, out of privacy, I'll turn off the microphone." Li Song said that it was the same as if he had a girlfriend.

"Hehe, hehehe...... Your girlfriend is really open-minded enough to ......" Gu Manxue was speechless, are people studying abroad so open?

"Is this still open? It's a normal thing. Li Song turned on the mode.

"Then you must cherish your girlfriend and be so 'considerate' to you when playing games......"

"Not considerate of me! It's the plate of spicy chicken in front of my computer, I'm busy playing games, she doesn't eat my chicken anymore, and it spoils overnight on a hot day. ”

"Hehe, hehe, hehe......"

Gu Manxue's face was hot, and she could only relieve the embarrassment with hehe three times.

When chatting, it landed unconsciously.

Li Song adjusted his brain to the "Gun God" mode.

If you don't take it seriously, you can't do it, the second, third and fourth floors are all immortals, otherwise you can't take it!

Gu Manxue is still a relatively decent player, jumping in the wild area where birds don't, there should be no enemies here, but there is no room area!

Is this to be the rhythm of primitive people?

Li Song quickly searched the visibility range of Fang Yuan, and only saw a poor toilet.

Is it difficult for Gu Manxue to "pick up dead bodies"?

Everyone understands "picking up dead bodies", right? (I don't understand the message, there is an old driver to answer, I don't know the number of words)

"Look! I killed one with my fist! Gu Manxue successfully killed a "dead corpse" with her fists.

Mu Ami was stunned and said, "Teacher Gu, it turns out that there is such a trick to killing." ”

"Of course! I just read the strategy from the Internet yesterday, but I didn't expect it to work! Very practical! ”

After Gu Manxue killed one person, she was so happy that she pointed to the two enemies not far away and said, "There are two dead bodies over there!" Watch me hammer them to death! ”

After speaking, Gu Manxue rushed over in a small white skirt.

Since it is to pick up corpses, Li Song, as a man, has no need to grab people's heads with them, Li Song decided to go to the toilet to search first, in case it is really like what is said in a novel, and the full match m4 and eight times 98K are found in the toilet, wouldn't it be a profit?

Looking at it from afar, Li Song saw a black and long thing on the table in front of the toilet door!

The corners of Li Song's mouth raised slightly, and he ran up, as if it was an eight-fold mirror! I'm coming!

Could it really be that there will be a plot in the novel? Eight times with a 98k cool summer series?

"Sure enough, there really is an optional eight-fold mirror!"

Li Song was full of confidence, picked up the eightfold mirror, and said in his heart, he didn't ask for 98k in the toilet, and he was very satisfied with a troll or submachine gun.

Not really, it's okay to give a pistol.

Li Song is not demanding, he just wants to pick up a gun and has the most basic combat ability.

With a squeak, Li Song pushed open the toilet door.

Nani?

What the heck?

Isn't Heaven favoring?

I'm so lucky I'm going to cry!

There was only one in the toilet that was eight times as long as it was black and long!

In this toilet, Li Song picked up a total of two eight times! This kind of epic object, people sometimes can't touch it in a game, and Li Song is a pair when he picks it up.

However, if you don't have a guy in your hand, what's the use of holding these two thick and long eight-fold mirrors?

I was so lucky that I was going to cry.

Just as Li Song was searching for the vehicle, McRy suddenly heard Gu Manxue's scream!

Scared Lao Tzu.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? Li Song asked as he looked at Gu Manxue.

"Song Li! Song Lee! Save me! Two people are cutting me? ”

Nani, Li Song took a look and found that it was the two corpses that Gu Manxue was going to do.

"The one in the white dress, stop for Lao Tzu!"

"His grandmother's, you're still picking up corpses! Lao Tzu is squatting is the corpse picker! ”

(I want to build a book friend group, talk to everyone, I don't know if everyone is interested, build it, and I'm afraid of the embarrassment of no one in the book friend group, so I weakly ask: Is there anyone?? ）