The confrontation between the Pirate Lord and the Duchess Lady originated 18 hours ago.

At the time, the image of Carlie Claus kissing the Duke was becoming a hot topic in entertainment news.

Then, a message soon came out on the instant website: "Carlie Krauss is not worthy of the Duke in every way, and she is more like a little sister than a girlfriend standing in front of Snoopy." ”

Scarlett Johansson even talked about Carlie Krauss's clothes when asked by reporters: "To be honest, if I were 185 cm tall, I would never try a bohemian dress that looks like a sheet tied to a clothes pole...... Well, it should be hung on two clothes poles. ”

Scarlett Johansson's remarks fell into the eyes of the pirate lord.

He immediately wrote a long article of nearly eight hundred words on his social networking page, in which he analyzed from all angles why he considered Carlie Kraus and Duke Snoopy to be a natural pair: "...... The body is an organ that does not lie, and from the point of view of the body structure, they fit perfectly from all angles, and this fit is not one in a million, which is the miracle of God's creation. In a narrow sense, if they closed the bedroom door, they would find in each other a joy that no one else could replace: Adam and Eve! ”

“…… Scarlett is nothing more than a cheap and sexy woman in my eyes, and her bones are less than 10,000 times that of Carly. As for her style of dressing... Sorry, I can't tolerate rummaging through the garbage heap for words. ”

“……”

The godfather oligarchs of the fashion industry have always been known for their sharp words, and the Pirate Lord is certainly no exception.

When his article was published, it quickly became a hot topic of discussion.

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Miley Sellers, and everyone knew that she and Scarlett Johansson even got into trouble with the police station.

However, this time she actually stood up to John Galliano: "His godly babbling is disgusting, in fact, he should be a god stick rather than a designer." Of course, in my eyes, his designs are also completely useless, and I will never wear the clothes he designed, because his aesthetic has been completely distorted. Only a neurotic would think that Carlie Krauss and Snoopy were a match made in heaven. ”

Miley Sellers' recent remarks have become more and more puzzling, and when reporters asked her this question, they thought she would fall into the trap of Scarlett Johansson, after all... The pirate scolded quite harshly.

But it turned out that she directly mocked the pirate master.

It's reminiscent of the news that she threw drinks with Rihanna in a Los Angeles nightclub the other day, but now, Rihanna is standing next to her, and they are now looking like good friends, announcing that they will release their latest single "Bang!" next Wednesday. bang！ 》。 And, Rihanna also said: "We will go to Madison Garden together to cheer on Duke Snoopy, and I will ask him in person." If he doesn't give me a clear answer, I'll introduce Miley to a girlfriend. I swear, I'm absolutely serious! ”

Except for Miley Sellers, actually.

Taylor Swift also said in front of the media: "My friendship with Carly is being put to the test. ”

Moreover, she also thinks that John Galliano's body structure theory is pure nonsense, and even she said: "He is luring minors to taste the forbidden fruit, which is absolutely a false demonstration." Carly is only 17 years old now!! ”

Of course, her remarks did not receive public support, and some even ridiculed that when she and Miley Sellers competed backstage at the American Music Awards last year, neither of them was an adult.

In addition, the United States has the famous "Romeo and Juliet Act", which allows young people to taste the forbidden fruit.

In the case of active sexual activity between adolescents, it is not considered a crime even if one or both of them are minors. Of course, this is a rough interpretation, and there are actually some restrictive clauses, such as: if one party is an adult, then the age difference between the minor party and the minor party cannot exceed 3 years; The minor must be over 14 years old.

Snoopy and Carlie Krauss clearly meet these criteria.

God knows why the Duke is only 19 years old this year.

Stephen Curry is also very puzzling about this, he is a full year older than Dugg, but he is not in the draft right now.

"I'm sure no one else will be able to beat your record of triple-doubles." After Stephen Curry tried to discuss the Duke's Girls Gathering with Dug to no avail, he began to bring up basketball issues to Duger.

Dugg shrugged his shoulders, and he looked at Stephen Curry, who had been trying to talk to him, helplessly: "If it's really boring, you can go to sleep." ”

"Oh, no. I can't rest until you're asleep. ”

Stephen Curry told Dugg seriously.

Because Lin Weiwei told him that he must make sure that Snoopy does not cross the backyard to a woman's room at night.

On this point, he strictly enforces.

Duge shook his head helplessly.

An hour later, Doog stretched. At this time, Stephen Curry's two eyelids were already fighting wildly, and Dugg was angry and funny when he saw him like this.

He stood up: "Good night." ”

Curry finally breathed a sigh of relief and was finally able to go to sleep.

While Duge and Curry fall asleep, a frenzied Duke storm is being set off across the ocean.

CCTV Sports Channel broadcast bench footage of the third game, and although they didn't broadcast all the content, they picked out several key points.

For example, the chat when going to the arena, the Knicks' gauntaunt before the game, the low morale after getting into trouble, Duge's shouting to stabilize the morale of the army, and desperately fighting for rebounds again and again, and finally ... Lore wins!

The 20 hours of filming were condensed into 9 minutes.

And it was these 9 minutes that made domestic fans crazy.

Originally, they were already very excited and proud just by watching the game.

And when these first-person pictures came out, they were even more excited.

"What thighs!! True Leader!! What a trump card!! It's so domineering!! ”

"Aura explosion!! The last lore is so relieving!! This is definitely a milestone in the history of Chinese basketball, and Duge is a completely different level of player. There is no disrespect for Yao Shu here, but... Yao Shu is still too introverted in the NBA, he rarely takes over the team directly like Dugg, even does the work of the head coach, and wins!! ”

"The King of Lore is really not a joke! Duge is very beautiful, he does what he says! The Celtics overturned at the last moment, and that lore directly made me kneel!! ”

"In the past, black players in the NBA seemed to be the kind of unruly tone with eyes above the top, but I didn't expect our Dugg to clean them up! Randolph was even coquettish with Dugg before the game...... It's really blind to my dog's eye. ”

"In terms of leadership, among all the Chinese players in history, Duge is in one gear, and then two are empty...... Let's talk about the other players. ”

"Duge's posture of picking up the tactical board is very imposing of General Fan in the football field, and General Fan was also the captain in Crystal Palace back then......"

"Can Fan Zhiyi be with Dugby? Crystal Palace isn't even a Premier League team, but the NBA is the best basketball league in the world. And Dugg single-handedly brought the Knicks into the playoffs, he is the absolute core of the team, and he is about to go black...... If you want me to say, he is China's Jordan!! ”

"It turns out that the life of an NBA player is like this, there is so much content in NBA games, I really want to watch the full version......"

"Why isn't there a picture of Dugg being kissed by a female model? That's the highlight of the game. Now the American entertainment industry is in trouble because of this incident. ”

“……”

The discussion of Chinese fans swept through Chinese websites like a tsunami, and almost everyone applauded Dugg's single-handedly turning the tide, and for them, Duge has even become a national pride!

When the images were disseminated back to the United States via the Internet, the focus was on a different issue.

In the edited version of CCTV, Du Ge talked about the songs he wrote at the beginning, he said that his favorite song is "JUST-The-ay-You-Are", and also said that this song automatically popped into his head when he was thinking about a girl.

This message has made gossip fans who have been arguing over the Duchess Girl more excited, and they can't wait to dig it out. In the end, through the comparison of clues, it was confirmed that the girl was Jennifer Lawrence.

"I have to go to New York, I have to let him know that I'm still waiting for him!"

Jennifer Lawrence called her agent at four a.m. in Los Angeles, and she told him in a non-negotiable tone: "I'm not going to that ceremony, for me, the Best Newcomer award is nowhere near as good as Snoopy." Don't tell me anything about the Duchess Girl, I just know that I am his first love! ”

With that, she hung up the phone.

She couldn't wait to get to the airport, she was going to get to New York on the fastest plane, and she was going to be at the top of Madison Garden.

Actually, at the same time as she launched her action. Miley Sellers and Rihanna have already rushed to New York.

Selena Gomez had arrived in New York the night before.

As for Taylor Swift, who was originally in New York, she bought the seats behind the home team's bench two days in advance.

Meanwhile, the pirate lord John Galliano has crafted the perfect suit for Carlie Krauss. Galliano assured her: "No matter how many people come and how beautiful the clothes are, as long as you appear, they will be dim by you, you are the real Duchess!" ”

At the same time, gossip fans are starting to look forward to this match.

Because this is very likely to be the stage where all the duchess girls compete together!!

No one wants to miss such a battle of the century.

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