Chapter 0212 - Too Good at Playing! The city will play! (3rd Update!) )
Lin Yi really didn't sleep well.
It was already two o'clock in the morning when he returned to the hotel last night.
But Lin Yi's biological clock caused him to always wake up automatically at 4 a.m. every day.
So Lin Yi fell asleep, woke up, woke up and was sleepy, and tossed again and again until morning.
Before the All-Star Game begins, this morning is the practice time for the All-Star in the West, and in the afternoon it is in the East.
Lin Yi wanted to close his eyes and recuperate again, but at 10 o'clock, he received a call from Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift couldn't watch this afternoon's All-Star Game because she had a show in New York tomorrow and had to fly back in the afternoon, so the long-legged beauty who had just broken up invited Lin Yi to accompany her shopping.
Lin Yi wanted to refuse with training.
"Don't try to lie to me, I've asked someone to inquire, and you only have a training session in the afternoon." Taylor Swift said righteously on the phone.
Lin Yi: "......"
At a critical time, Curry also came to assist a wave, "What are you waiting for!" Go on a date, do you want to be single for the rest of your life? ”
Lin Yisheng touched Curry's head unlovingly, Stephen, if the object of love is Taylor Swift, I would rather be single.
You don't know how good this girl is at writing songs, Lin Yi is already popular enough, and she doesn't want to become more popular.
"If you don't come shopping with me, I'll declare you're my new boyfriend, and if you tell the media that you don't admit it, I'll say you've dumped me, and you're un......kind," Swift threatened.
Lin Yi: "......"
Lin Yi didn't know how lethal his charm was, you must know that in Taylor Swift's heart, Lin Yi was more handsome than all the men she had ever seen, the most important thing was that Lin Yi could also write songs, play well and play well, and he was still a good man who had never been in love.
Sure enough, there are side effects of opening and hanging.
Lin Yi was helpless, it was uncomfortable to sleep like this, so he just went out shopping and had some snacks.
However, "Big Mildew" really has its own "unlucky" attribute, and in a famous mall in Dallas, the two unfortunately met Scarlett Johansson, who was also upset.
"Sister Widow" had just experienced a wave of failed marriages at this time, but I don't know why, Lin Yi's handsome appearance and chic posture yesterday lingered in her mind.
"Heh, Lin, aren't you going to the All-Star Game in the afternoon? It just so happens that my brother wants to learn to play basketball, can I get him to come to you in the summer? Scarlett Johansson didn't know why, she felt her heart beating very fast when she saw Lin Yi.
Lin Yi really wants to know if the system has a return service, this charm value BUFF is terrible, it simply has the effect of "no one in the world knows you".
Taylor Swift sniffed a hint of danger and suddenly grabbed Lin Yi's arm, "Lin, I also want to learn to play basketball." ”
Scarlett Johansson was also unambiguous, and grabbed Lin Yi's other arm, "Lin, I can also play basketball, it's good for me to go to the basket." ”
On the left is the slab, on the right is the mountain peak, it's really not Lin Yi peeking, his height is really unobstructed.
Civilized watching the game, no wonder there are many fans of the "widow sister", it is not unreasonable.
But wait...... Obviously, Lin Yi only met Scarlett Johansson yesterday, and he and Taylor Swift actually met for the third time, what kind of brain-dead setting is this, Shura Field?
Lin Yi really wanted to ask if there were embroidered spring knives for sale in this mall.
After shopping, Lin Yi can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, his left arm is panicked, and his right arm is enjoying a wave of beautiful massage.
Before going to training, Lin Yi also deliberately asked the system, "System, I'm ugly, so can I return that charm value?" ”
Lin Yike doesn't want to be surrounded by a bunch of girls wherever he goes in the future, he wants to find a girlfriend, but it's not necessarily a good thing to be too popular, the most important thing is to mess with flowers and grass, this is not an ordinary flower.
The system did not respond.
Lin Yi actually knew that the system would not respond, "Hey, if you want to blame, blame me for being too handsome, after all, a handsome person like me will cry a bunch of people wherever he goes." ”
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The camera returns to the Cowboy Stadium.
Scarlett Johansson on the sidelines was cheering for Lin Yi.
Durant, who was sitting on the bench of the Western All-Star team, looked like a jackal at this time, and he couldn't wait to go up and bite Lin Yi twice.
The All-Star Game is about to begin.
Eastern starters: Lin Yi, Garnett, James, Joe Johnson, Wade.
West starters: Stoudemire, Duncan, Nowitzki, Anthony, Nash.
Amid the cheers of the fans at the scene, the players of the two teams walked to the center circle.
Lin Yi is in charge of the eastern troop jumping ball.
And when it was the turn of the Western Army to send someone to jump the ball, I saw Duncan and Nowitzki retreating back very tacitly.
Stoudemire was at the forefront.
The "stone Buddha" and the "old driver" looked at each other and smiled, as if to say: You understand me!
After experiencing the first major injury, the little overlord didn't bounce so strongly, and although Lin Yi was sleepy-eyed and sleepy, he still jumped to the ball very easily.
Before the game, James also asked Lin Yi with concern if he hadn't rested well, and Wade said with experience: "Young people, you have to learn moderation, and you can't mess around just because you're single." ”
Lin Yi: "??? ”
Damn, these guys drive without saying a word.
However, Lin Yi has long been used to it, and the Knicks' locker room is full of all kinds of meat jokes.
These NBA players are all jokers, after all, no matter how bad the mix is, it is still very easy for NBA players to pick up girls.
The first offense of the Eastern All-Stars, Wade passed the ball to Lin Yi.
Stoudemire, who was keeping an eye on Lin Yi, didn't take it too seriously, but at this time, Wade suddenly ran over to block Lin Yi.
Nash: "??? ”
Lao Wei felt that his heart was very congested, but Wade didn't really want to block Lin Yi.
Seeing Wade just run over, Lin Yi patted his chest and said to Wade: "Dwayne, put away your damn block!" ”
Lin Yi said it so loudly that even Barkley, who was commentating on the sidelines, laughed.
"Lin is so humorous!" Barkley said.
Kenny Smith: "You must know that Lin Ke is a hardcore 'Komi', maybe he wants to tell Kobe Bryant, who is watching the game on the sidelines, in this way, to recover from his injury, everyone misses you very much." ”
This was discussed by Lin Yi and Wade before the game, and it would have been best if James came over to block and dismantle, but Lin Yi estimated that it was impossible for the little emperor to agree, so he went to Wade to discuss.
Wade thought the proposal was cool, the All-Star Game was entertainment-oriented, and no one would take it seriously.
So as soon as Lin Yigang finished saying this, he directly took a step forward and made an elegant jump shot, scoring the first two points for the Eastern Army.
The scene was completely happy, on the side of the Western Army, the first attack was handed over to Duncan to complete, the atmosphere was very joyful, and the "Stone Buddha" also threw three points.
This three-point shot actually went in at the end, and the "Stone Buddha", who had already let go of himself, learned to beat Garnett's chest, which caused a burst of laughter from the fans.
Lin Yi was stunned for a moment, sure enough, these NBA stars, one has higher EQ than the other, and one can play better than the other, he seems to have made a very bad start.
Garnett won't take it seriously, the Eastern Army attacked, the fans wanted to see Lin Yi perform, and the other four starters of the Eastern team gave the ball to Lin Yi.
Looking at Stoudemire standing in front of him, Lin Yi said to him: "Amare, right here, I will throw this ball in front of you." ”
Stoudemire: "......"
Lin Yi, who was possessed by Bird's soul, continued to hit the second jumper, and Barkley was happy, "This is the most unserious All-Star Game start I've ever seen." ”
The All-Star Game was actually played a few times at the beginning of its establishment, but the more they got to the back, the more these stars cherished their bodies and cherished their feathers.
Lin Yi is here to play today, his mental state is average, and he hasn't thought about MVP.
In the second half of the first quarter, Lin Yi was replaced by his teammate David Lee in New York, and David Lee also threw a three-point as soon as he came on the court, and he threw it in with the posture of "pouring the urine tank", which Lin Yi taught him before the game.
"David, can you dunk more violently than James or more ethereal than Kobe?" Lin Yi asked during pre-match training.
David Lee shook his head awkwardly.
"Can you use the Crossover, or Sam Gold, like I did?" Lin Yi asked.
David Lee wanted to punch Lin Yi with a punch, which was too exciting.
"Then you'll have to play some new tricks." Lin Yi knows that this kind of floor flow is difficult to play well, don't look at Duncan's all-star almost one term, but in fact, after every session, people feel that Duncan should not go to the all-star.
For no other reason, the All-Star Game is about spectacle rather than strength, and the All-Star Game MVP can only be regarded as an embellishment, and no one will take this honor seriously.
Except for the West and the East.
David Li listened to Lin Yi's opinion, and threw a three-point point with "pouring a urine can" as soon as he came up, and the fans at the scene were completely happy, and the west and east were not defended, and all kinds of violent buckles and empty connections were dizzying.
Lin Yi came back in the second half of the second quarter and staged a wonderful self-tossed and self-dunk, he threw the ball to the rebound and jumped into the air at the same time, grabbed the ball with one hand and passed the ball from his hip to dunk with another hand.
This dunk blew the whole court out.
Sure enough, Lin Yi still has a big move!
This dunk is really no worse than yesterday's four dunks, and the Cowboy Stadium is boiling in an instant, but it's a pity that next year's All-Star Game will be held at the Staples Center......
Mavericks fans expressed regret that they would not be able to see Lin Yi's slam dunk performance next year.
In the third quarter of the game, the two sides continued to attack without defense, Lin Yi flew up with various non-looking passes and elbow passing shows, he showed off his passing skills with Nash on the court, and James and Wade, two friends, also staged an empty connection.
Barkley praised James and Wade for their tacit understanding, and Kenny Smith also felt that the two not only had a good relationship off the court, but also a terrible pair on the court.
Lin Yi didn't hear the commentary, otherwise he would have liked to tell Barkley and Smith, don't worry, you will be able to see the Jenway connection next year.
Unfortunately, the paddle of the East and West All-Stars ended here.
Because of the unfortunate situation, the score of the two teams was 117-117 at the end of the third quarter.
Lin Yi put away his laughter, and the expressions of James, Wade and other teammates in the Eastern Army also became solemn.
On the side of the Western Army, George Karl looked at the score and seriously picked up the tactical board.
After all, this year is the home of the Western Army.
The decisive battle is imminent!
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PS: Third update.
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