Derrick Rose has some bitterness about Westbrook.

It's not entirely because Snoopy has a close relationship with him.

It's that the two have similar ball styles, are equally good in physical fitness, and play in the same position. Ever since Westbrook and Snoopy came out together in their sophomore season, they have often been compared by fans and basketball pundits alike.

People instinctively reject people who are similar to themselves.

So, after a perfunctory greeting to Westbrook, Derrick Rose took Snoopy aside, and he talked to Snoopy about an early comeback.

According to the medical team's recommendations, Derrick Rose will need to play at least the second game of the playoffs to be on the team's activation roster.

But against such an old and tricky team as the Boston Celtics, Derrick Rose clearly didn't want to follow the doctor's advice. He thinks he can and can step up and contribute his energy to the team.

So, he came over to ask Snoopy's approval, and he hoped that Snoopy would be on his side then.

However, Snoopy did not agree.

Despite the minor injury to his fingers, the Black Mamba guy often played games with dislocated fingers, and now has ten fingers that look like aliens. He himself often bragged to Snoopy: 'I'm a man's medal!' What's wrong with a little bend of your fingers? It's okay to have a weird shape, at least Vanessa likes it.

Well?

The Duke thought it was strange at the time.

"I don't want you to let a small injury become a big injury and affect your entire career." Snoopy told Derrick Rose seriously: "A healthy D-rose is more lethal!" ”

When Derrick Rose left the Duke's house, Snoopy happened to receive a call from Kobe Bryant.

He heard the black mamba on the other end of the phone shout in a tone that had almost eaten five kilograms of tiramisu: "Hey, my strong brother, are you okay?" ”

This sentence made the introverted Derrick Rose feel that the whole world was collapsing, he originally thought that the Black Mamba was an emotionless killer, who knew that in front of Snoopy, he was so... Sweet?

Suddenly, his sense of crisis became very, very, very strong.

He realized that it wasn't only Stephen Curry in Oakland and Westbrook in Oklahoma who were hooking up with him, but even Kobe Bryant actually did something to him.

It's not time to renew the contract yet, and they're already so urgent, and when it comes to 2011, it's still there??

Mr. Ross was worried.

He's really, really scared of Snoopy being kidnapped by other teams' defenders.

However, he is not good at words, and he doesn't know how to fight against these 'bewitching goods'.

I could only listen to Snoopy's chat with Black Mamba Reluo, and then turn around and drive home.

Kobe Bryant gave Snoopy a lot of advice on the phone, and he knows everything about the Boston Big Three. He told Snoopy: "You have to stay focused, 100 percent focused. These old guys aren't like the idiots of Cleveland, who are sick with wealth, who don't triumphantly claim to have swept their opponents before the game, and they don't leave a gap for slackness, exhaustion, pride, and relaxation. ”

"Fighting them is a constant physical and mental test, and a little carelessness will pay a price."

Kobe Bryant emphasized.

In the summer of '08, the Lakers were caught and beaten by the Boston Celtics because of their lack of focus, and the outside praise before the series began made the Lakers players lose themselves. In the end, they also lost the championship trophy.

So, the Black Mamba hopes that his little brother can learn from the Lakers' experience.

Snoopy expressed his feelings on the phone.

Then, the Black Mamba began to talk again: "I wonder when you're coming to the Lakers?" I'm so old, I'm striking every day, the alarm clock at 3:40 a.m. can't wake me up, and I can't even give birth to a son...... Can't you just hurry back to Los Angeles? Don't you miss the California weather and Hollywood actresses......"

Syllable!

The Duke hung up.

He was deeply depressed by Mr. Black Mamba's 'malicious cuteness', and he thought to himself: When will you not strike iron? The alarm clock at 3:40 can't call you, don't you know how to tune 3:50? And also... Does it have anything to do with the fact that you can't give birth to a son?

In fact, Snoopy wanted to tell him early on: you can't have a son because you always get up at 4 a.m. to train, and high exercise will cause the body to accumulate lactic acid all year round, and high lactic acid will make the body's muscles acidic. Because presenting such an acidic environment, the body will be in an acidic state, which is very unfavorable for the survival of Y sperm, and the Y mirror happens to be the key to deciding to have a son!

Lord Duke was tempted to draw a XXYYXYXX equation for Mr. Black Mamba, but he was afraid that he would not understand it, and mistakenly thought that this was a mockery of his shooting percentage, after all, in this permutation, the number of Ys is indeed a bit small.

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The Chicago Bulls flew to Boston on the afternoon of May 1.

Located on the Atlantic coast of the northeastern United States, Boston was founded in 1630 and is the oldest and most culturally valuable city in the United States. It is the center of higher education and health care in the northeastern United States and is the most educated city in the country by population.

But it's clear that the city with the most Ivy League schools has a love affair with basketball.

The heritage of the wealthy family makes them not only look above the top, but also hate all failures.

However, in last year's playoffs, Snoopy gave them a humiliating defeat, which is considered by the vast majority of fans to be the most humiliating page in history.

They can't wait to tear it apart, and the best way to do that is to tear Snoopy, the initiator, to shreds.

So, that's why Lord Duke saw his own head mosaic on a huge billboard on the Boston Airport Expressway.

The Bostonians are in the rhythm of the crazy Duke Diss dogs, and they use all sorts of ways to vent their hatred of Snoopy.

One of the most famous and noticeable is cartooning him, putting his avatar on Snoopy the Dog, and then leading it to a row of duchess girls with the text: Guess who our Snoopy will lick tonight!!

Frankly, when he saw these videos or composite pictures, the Duke was not angry at all.

He just thought, "These guys' P-map is so poor." Didn't care at all. ”

Joakin Noah, on the other hand, was indignant, not only did he and Kevin Garnett exchange Twitter attacks last night, but he also opened fire on Paul Pierce.

The reason for this is that Paul Pierce posted a picture of Snoopy Dog being chained on his homepage.

This caused Joaquin Noah to type like crazy, and he cursed Pierce with a text full of capital letters. He even maliciously speculated that the part of Pierce's body that was stabbed thirteen times was on the bract, otherwise how could he come back so quickly?

It was a circumcision of Parkinson's by the attending doctor!!

Joaquin Noah has a lot to say.

And his firing also attracted the siege of many Boston fans, who criticized the point that Joaquin Noah was not real at all, and he used to be against Snoby, but now he licks it better than anyone else. It's nothing more than trying to get Snoopy to pass a few more balls on the pitch and add a little bit of poor stats.

Some netizens also deliberately P a photo of Joaquin Noah crying and kneeling in front of Snoopy, with the text: You want to have just a meal!

This made Joakin Noah furious.

"You don't know Snoopy!!"

"Snoopy is the most selfless player and he never targets anyone on the pitch."

"He propelled basketball in Illinois!!"

“……”

In just half an hour, he tweeted eighteen tweets in a row.

Each one is a compliment.

This emboldened the guys who called him a 'licking dog'.

In fact, Snoopy was also a little embarrassed when he saw the messages before boarding the plane. He felt that Joakin Noah did seem to be a little numb, and reflected, am I really that good?

Of course, when the two met, Snoopy still gave him a hug.

This made Joakin Noah doubly grateful.

He even had the urge to rush to the skies immediately and replace James Johnson as Snoopy's head horse.

However, at this time, the two dukes of James Johnson and Eddie Curry were discussing: "Does this kid have conversion fanaticism?" ”

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