"Last night, Lord Duke won his first game with the Chicago Bulls. According to inside information, the Duke disappeared into the locker room during halftime. And inside the arena, the meow of ecstasy has been lingering...... An Atalanta player, who asked not to be named, said they heard the voice of a Hollywood A-list in the locker room, which was either tactful or high-pitched, but definitely not in a normal environment..."

When MTV used ambiguous reports to claim that Snoopy had sex with a Hollywood actress in a mysterious room at the United Center Arena at halftime. One can imagine how exaggerated the comments on the Internet and the reports of the street tabloids can be.

In fact, this incident has already blown everyone's nerves.

Gossip fans on the web have been waiting too long. The American entertainment industry has been quiet for a while recently, and even Justin Bieber rarely confesses to Selena in the media these days, and he went on tour in Europe.

Although the Kardashians have worked tirelessly to spread some news on their reality TV show in an attempt to get everyone to revel, no one cares about them at all. Even Kim Kardashian has been lashing out at his ex-boyfriend the famous NFL player Reggie Bush in bed lately, which makes Reggie Bush a little annoyed, and he says that his spongy body can even spew energy that completely overwhelms Kardashian. The analogy was a bit funny, and Kim Kardashian teased him for about ten minutes on her show, saying that maybe he could squirt a lot, but that thing was as small as the nozzle of a high-pressure water gun used to clean a car...... This is designed with some physical knowledge, the smaller the force area, the greater the pressure.......

I can't believe that Kim Kardashian's mouth can say such scientifically literate words. But then, she began to emphasize: "In the future, I don't plan to date a football player, I'm going to find a basketball player." ”

Everyone knew that she was speaking to Duke Snoopy. But there are still a whole bunch of basketball players who are crazy about it, and they want to prove that they have a lot of force and pressure in Kim Kardashian!

Of course, no one but themselves cares about such unliterate news.

People only care about this matter of the Duke.

Its appearance even made the trailer of "Iron Man 2" boring, and people were obviously more concerned about who the rumored Hollywood A-lister who could make cat meows was.

"We did find something unusual in the small room next to the away team's dressing room. In fact, the house has been permanently designated as a dedicated rest room for Snoopy. The space there is not small, and if the Duke wants to do something, the conditions are completely permitted. And the ventilation ducts of that house are connected to the away team's locker room and are not closed. So, you can really hear the movement from there! ”

A staff member at the United Center Arena was in front of the camera while arranging his hairstyle from three-seven to four-six, and he seemed very keen to perform in front of the camera, even describing possible poses with body movements.

The guy named Eisen was told to fire him on the afternoon he appeared on Chicago television, and Gary Foreman didn't like a staff member who betrayed the team's leader in front of the camera. Although he was also curious if the Duke had a blinding-sounding physical contact with a Hollywood A-list in that small room.

Anyway, now everyone is engaged in this lively and extraordinary gossip event. The name of almost every duchess girl who has been involved with the Duke was pronounced.

Currently, the highest votes received were Emma Stone and Anne Hathaway.

Emma Stone is of course the most suspicious because she was the Duchess Lady who had recently made a public appearance with Lord Duke, and her debut was backstage at the awards ceremony, beating Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez and paralyzing the entire Beverly Hills Strip.

As for Anne Hathaway's suspicion, it was because she posted a photo on her Facebook page that night wearing the Bulls' No. 10 jersey, which led to speculation that she would definitely go to the United Center arena. And, in the recent Warner film of Spider-Man, she is considered to be the strongest contender for Catwoman.

"Anne Hathaway must be training for a simulation of her new role. She has never been a fan of methodism, she is an experiential actor. ”

"Entertainment Headlines" is a matter-of-fact analysis.

And among these sounds, Scarlett Johansson, who was photographed appearing at the United Center Arena, was photographed in third place.

"It seems ridiculous."

Scarlett is ridiculous at the instant voting rankings on the Internet, and turns around trying to seek justice from the Duke.

The Duke temporarily rents Kenilorth, the second richest town in the United States, which is only a 30-minute drive from downtown Chicago, and the agent named Michael even mocks the basketball god for this, believing that Jordan's luxury estate is too far from the city to be worth $29 million, and may only sell for half the price in the end.

Later, he was proud of the Duke's rent of the cottage for $5,000 a month, and he believed that Snoopy had spent his money in the right place and would become the new richest man in basketball in the future, surpassing Michael Jordan, and leading the Bulls to more than six championships.

His mouth was not too much appreciated by the Duke. He just signed the contract with the help of Dereck Rose and quickly moved in.

Then that evening, Ms. Scarlett Johansson appeared here as the hostess.

She began to serve dinner to the Duke, adjusted the hot water, and then leaned down in the bathroom.

She enjoyed everything except the damn box-spring bed.

"It's ridiculous, no one paid attention to my triple-double or Derek's career-high score. Our first collaboration was blurred out of focus! ”

The Duke spread his palms, and he finally realized that his basketball career had been diluted a lot because of gossip scandals.

It was supposed to be a big deal, but now people just want to know who that Hollywood A-list star is and how charming her cat meow is.

And what makes Snoopy even more unacceptable is that commentators who seem to have nothing to do and like to flaunt their basketball knowledge can still pick a bone out of such a classic game.

“…… Who knows what Snoopy was doing between halftime and the first half of the third quarter? But I'm sure if the Bulls try to replicate a game like this, they're definitely going to be the underdog. Snoopy definitely doesn't have the shooter talent that Reggie Miller flaunts, and his three-point shooting percentage can't be 5-of-7 all the time. In fact, he's a star who needs the ball, and his partnership with Derrick Rose is a combination of two inefficient players. They will never be able to reach the heights of Jordan Pippen, they are just a weakened version of Iverson and Anthony! ”

Bill Simmons must be crazy.

Snoopy feels like the veteran Celtics fan must have had his head stuffed with mush.

And as he tried to bounce off his damn spring bed to wash up, his phone rang.

Miley Sellers' call came in.

This does not sound like good news. Even though it rings exactly like any other phone.

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[There will be more tonight]

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