Chapter 190: The Theology of Lolicon

When Hao Meng entered the waiting hall of the game room, he found that the game had already started, and the names of the other two teammates who were online this time appeared on the teammate list.

A guy named 'BLACK' and a guy named 'JuanMao......

"Huh? Is the cancer black also there? ”

Hao Meng was a little surprised, he was deeply impressed by his treble tumor last time he ate chicken online, but he didn't expect to meet him again this time.

There are many fans in the live broadcast room who also have spring black, and they immediately cheered when they saw this familiar ID.

[Spring black?] ]

[There is actually a young master again online this time!] ]

[But the live broadcast room in the spring black did not open the live broadcast]

[There's even curly hair!] The two of them are finally online again! ]

[Probably not to open the live broadcast in private, hurry up and go to the spring black bar to promote a wave, let them come and watch]

[Yes, yes, this is equivalent to a beep station UP main smash brawl]

……

"Well, it's okay...... Teammates! I'm coming! Ready to be ...... by me"

However, clicking to join the game, the game ruthlessly prompts that the current room cannot be joined.

After asking the trumpet brother in the chat box, I learned that I still need to download the MOD map to enter the game.

I downloaded the game map called "Goodbye Morning Dinner" in the workshop, and after the installation was completed, I finally entered the game after loading.

It's just that as soon as Hao Meng entered the game, he found that his game character had already died, and several other teammates were lying down, with residual blood, a large group of zombies surrounded and beat these surviving teammates, and the screams of zombies mixed with the screams of teammates and gunshots resounded in this part of the game.

"Can you still play happily, spring black changes difficulty! Expert difficulty: Three people can't play at all! ”

The player named Curly Fur uses the in-game voice to shout in despair, and his character is apparently dead.

"If you don't change, it's not challenging to change the difficulty at all, why can't you play with three people and one computer? The computer is better than you, but he still knows how to give me a blood bag. ”

After the player named BLACK finished speaking, he pushed away the group of zombies in front of him, took out a submachine gun and pointed it at the head of the zombie in front of him, and a burst of ****** bullets landed on the zombie's head, bursting like a rotten watermelon, and the zombies fell down in response.

"Spring black save me! Save me! Finish...... Don't save it, I'm dead...... You should kill yourself sooner and start again. ”

The little brother lying on the ground was kicked by a group of zombies, just like the dynamic meme of 'Welcome New Classmates', under the punches and kicks of a group of zombies, and finally hung up.

At present, Haruho is the only one left alive, but his blood is also remnant.

"It's okay, I can do it! Believe in yourself! When I stick to the resurrection point of the small black room in front of me, I can open the door and save you. ”

Chunhei said confidently, and cleared out a few zombies around him who were trying to sneak attack, he took out a piece of adrenaline and injected himself, so that the residual blood that was already red recovered a little, and his limping steps became like flying.

"Muddy roads! (Run) rush! ”

Haruhi attempts to use the adrenaline rush to escape from this area of right and wrong.

However, he hadn't escaped far when a super long tongue suddenly stretched out from the balcony on the second floor nearby, wrapped up the game character named BLACK, and directly pulled and hung it.

The health of the game character in Chunhei is declining wildly, but no one can help him at this time.

"It's over, I'm dead......"

Chunhei left the mouse and keyboard with both hands and said helplessly.

The final result of this game, of course, is a team annihilation without suspense, with the tragic game background music, the screen goes dark, and everyone is resurrected on a sea-crossing bridge.

These teammates didn't notice Hao Meng's joining in the slightest, and rushed to grab the blood bags on the ground as soon as they were resurrected, and at the same time complained to each other in their voices.

"You said it would be nice if one of you was alive, so you can help me knock out my tongue and save me, alas, my teammates are too vegetable, I can't carry it......"

"What kind of logic is this, feelings are ****, MD tumors ......"

"It's all said that the difficulty has changed, but you don't listen, and now you have to start all over again."

"Shut up, who has injured the most teammates? Well? ”

……

"That...... Can I interject? ”

Faced with this gossip and black pot full of quarrels, Hao Meng said weakly.

As soon as this delicate and cute voice appeared, everyone immediately shut up.

The scene suddenly fell silent, and only faint zombie screams could be heard in the distance.

Everyone turned to look at the fat black man who was standing still with a 'funny' ID on his head.

That's right, the person who made such a lovely voice was the one who made it.

The first to break the silence was the curly.

"Who is this?,Actually use a voice changer to pretend to be Lori.,This voice is simple.,No, I'm going to turn on the voice changer.。

"Don't open it, can you still have fun, besides, people don't turn on the voice changer, she's the funny Lori anchor who beeps the station, and she doesn't need a voice changer."

Brother Trumpet seems to have known Hao Meng's identity and introduced it to his teammates.

When Hao Meng heard that his identity was actually recognized, he coughed awkwardly and hurriedly denied it.

"Ahem, who is the funny Lori anchor? We don't know ......."

Before he finished speaking, Brother Trumpet made Hao Meng obediently shut up and give up struggling.

"Stop pretending, I'm watching you live."

Chunhei, who had been silent, suddenly became interested when he heard the words, and said with interest.

"Oh! Wait, wait, bean sack...... Where is the address of her live broadcast room? I'm going to go to her live broadcast room to see ......"

After Chunhei finished speaking, Hao Meng heard a crackling mechanical keyboard sound from the other party's voice, obviously this guy went to the live broadcast room where he searched for his own.

"Ahaha, Chunhei, this Lolita, heard Lori and ran into someone's live broadcast room."

Curly saw that Chunhei heard that it was a Lori, and suddenly became interested.,Can't help but complain.。

However, these words fell into Chunhei's ears word for word, and as a dead tsundere, he couldn't help but start to retort.

"Huh? Who's special meow is Lolita.,It's like you've never been a Lolita.。 ”

"Is there a man who hasn't been a lolita, tell me!"

"Of course, unless you control the royal sister since you were a child, there is no way...... It's not Lori that you're controlling in the Zhengtai grade.,What do you control?,You tell me......"

Spring Black Theology!

Hao Meng feels that there should be applause here, it makes sense, what he said is simply right!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hao Meng took a look at his live broadcast room.

There is such a game UP with millions of fans who mainly came to the live broadcast room to cheer, which immediately made the entire live broadcast room popular.

The overwhelming barrage swept in, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, which had been stable, now began to rise like a rocket.

[True Theism!] ]

[Justified and convincing]

[So, everyone is Loricon!] ]

[Admit it quickly!] You dead house lolicon! ]

[Spring Black is coming to the funny live broadcast room?!] ]

[With all due respect,Everyone here is Lolicon]

[The Knights of Spring Black come to report......]

……

While Hao Meng was watching the barrage, he also heard Chunhei's voice in the game.

"Found it! Lying on the left! Hahahaha...... Yes, you can, this title can be ......"

Haruho couldn't help but let out a barbell-like laugh when he saw the title, and then said with interest.

"Except for me live streaming, no one dares to come up with this title."