Chapter 4: The Great Druids of the Non-Mainstream
I don't know if it's because the druid has been working for too long, being a beast for much longer than being an elf, and Tifario doesn't look like an elf at all.
He has a beard that is rare for elves, and he still has a beautiful hair like Guan Gong, and he has a strong body, and the muscles on his arms and neck are intertwined like a thousand-year-old tree; Despite wearing robes, he is far more like a warrior than most emaciated spellcasters.
The muscular male elder of the Great Druid looked at Lu Xi with his hands, his expression was as calm as a lake, and it was difficult to think of the giant bear who pulled out a thousand pounds just now.
"Boy, you owe me an explanation, or you're in big trouble with your ass."
Lu Xi walked up to Nicole, put his hand on the latter's forehead, and felt the smooth breathing of the girl while sleeping, he breathed a sigh of relief, and then replied angrily: "That crypt lord is not my pet, how do I know what's going on?" How to explain it? Explain a grass mud horse? โ
Tifario glared at the dragon's eye of the same age and said loudly, "Nonsense! A Crypt Lord, I'll let you take care of it, can you manage it? It's about taking a tourist into the Forbidden Forest with a private job. You've promised you'll never do it again. โ
("I say......" Olivier said weakly, lying on the side. ๏ผ
"Dad, there are a lot of elves who do this kind of thing now, why don't you go to their trouble?"
"Whose fault do you think it's for? The clansmen are becoming more and more out of tune, isn't it all because of the company you created? Now there are so many things like this that I don't bother to care...... But you are different, after all, you are the company's major shareholder and a five-star star tour guide, so you should lead by example? Now that you've been caught by me, I can't sit idly by, otherwise what is the position of the Druid Elder and the vice chairman of the company's board of directors? โ
("Lucy, my friend...... Olivier's breath is getting weaker and weaker.) ๏ผ
"It turns out that you still remember that you are the vice chairman......" Lu Xi rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice, and then said, "Wouldn't it be good if you didn't have this incident today?" โ
"How is that possible! I'm not blind. The Great Druid's voice couldn't help but raise an octave, "You are obviously also the founder and shareholder of the company, isn't it harming the interests of the company to take on private work, isn't it also harming your own interests." For the first time, I also heard about the thief who stole himself......"
"Who said that taking on private work affects the interests of the company? This is called trial operation, and it is also a kind of publicity and promotion. If something goes wrong, the company doesn't have to be responsible, so why not? Forget it, you won't understand this either......"
"Well, I don't need to understand you anyway." The Druid Elder shrugged, "All I know is that you've violated the company's rules. โ
"Uh, well, Dad, last time I got two bottles of 30-year-old Nord Ice Mead from Ringu Town, from Glen Lixia Winery......"
"Oh? Glen Rixia! 30 years!! Well? Ahem...... As a five-star tour guide and board member of the Norda Development Group, you have saved the lives of your customers by being fearless and resourceful and calm in the face of unpredictable danger. (Olivier: "But, I'm dying......) avoided unnecessary damage to the company's property and reputation, so that the company and the Norda United Elder States welcomed guests from all directions, and the open and autonomous scientific development policy was not negatively affected. As the Vice Chairman of the Board of Directors and the Grand Druid Elder, I would like to give you a verbal commendation and hope that you will continue to do so. โ
"Only verbal commendations? This thing can only be used to deceive the hard-working low-level workers in the sweatshop. โ
"It's good to have this, be careful that dad deducts your dividends this year." Tifario glared at Lu Xi fiercely, "Also, what's the matter with that bug?" Look at your wolf bรจi, I don't remember teaching you so unambitious? โโฆ,
"Because you've been teaching for more than ten years, I'm just a poor waste wood Tier 2. Whose responsibility is this? โ
"Waste materials are waste materials, do you still have to divide grades?" The Druid Master curled his long beard and laughed, "I'm glad you're okay with this scrap, I'm very relieved." โ
"Don't worry, Dad, I haven't learned anything else, and I still have a few lessons on the ability to escape...... But always running for your life can't solve the problem after all. Lu Xi looked at the elf girl in his arms, and his expression gradually lowered: "This time, Nicole almost died to protect me, but fortunately, you came, Dad." What if you can't make it next time? โ
("Doesn't anyone care about me?") I'm also a wounded......")
"I've got four blocks...... Well, at the age of sixteen, you're going to have all kinds of problems in the future, so it's hard to hide behind your ass when something happens. โ
The Grand Druid Elder couldn't help but be silent, and after a while, he said slowly, "The goddess will not give people a test that they cannot pass through. The hardships and hardships of the present are all for the joy of tomorrow's harvest...... However, if you want to convince Daddy to let you go by doing this, it is impossible. โ
"Tsk? My famous acting skills were actually recognized like this? โ
"Nonsense, if you leave, who will take care of the company, who will expand the business, and once you lose money, how can I explain to the shareholders? Wouldn't it be better for you to stay in Norda honestly and live in peace? โ
"Hey, I'm four...... Phew, at least I'm an adult, and some people can make soy sauce with children born at this age. Are you going to protect me for the rest of my life? โ
"Actually, my friend Lucy, I must interject," Olivier raised his hand, as if answering a question, "the longevity of the immortal species is unimaginable to man, and perhaps when we all turn to loess, they will all be as young and invincible as they are now." So, in fact, they can protect you for a lifetime......"
"Disciples! You shut up! Who do you think is responsible for the current situation? Lu Xi was furious, rushed up and stepped on Olivier's face.
"Ahh Ah! Stop it...... Wow! I'm still wounded...... It's going to kill you! โ
"Don't worry, stupid creatures are immortal!"
"This statement is not scientific at all!"
Tifario looked at the direction of the Crypt Lord's escape, thought for a moment, and suddenly said, "Little Lucy, how did you meet that Crypt Lord?" โ
"That's a long story." Lu Xi looked at Olivier who was paralyzed on the ground, and kicked him hard in the ass in annoyance, "You have to ask him well." โ
After the Apocalypse War, the great enemy of the world's free people, Mulens, the king of rock and concealment who was one of the defeated six demon kings, fled to the back of the continent of Gabera, in the shadows of the underworld.
At that time, the underworld was divided into two main forces: the alliance of the Masalla clan, established by the dark elf tribes, and the monster army under the leadership of Spider Queen Rose.
The so-called is not a raptor, but the river, as a strong dragon, Mullens really forcibly overwhelmed the snakes on the ground. After a series of attacks and attacks, being and being subjected, the fierce sister control demon king can be described as a 2 million word romance and erotic novel, and finally the overlord made a bow and pushed down the powerful sister Spider Queen Rose.
The true body of the Demon King is said to be a huge purple-gold beetle with six pairs of wings, and Rose, the spider queen, as the name suggests, is a beautiful large spider. Strictly speaking, such an interracial forbidden love should be able to be blessed by everyone, right? Well, it should be.
All in all. The demon king is the demon king, and the marrow-eating Mullens locked the spider queen by his side, and the king did not reign early.
As a result, this forbidden couple, who made all the family planning workers beat their chests, left many heirs, and this is the origin of the Crypt Lord. โฆ,
The Crypt Lords inherited the talents of both their parents and possessed natural strength
The so-called father-son soldiers, in order to be able to hide from the spider queen every day, Mullens sent his sons to fight in all directions, and the dark elves were defeated one after another, and finally formed a huge underground monster kingdom.
However, once the powerful Crypt Lord is on the surface, his natural abilities will be greatly reduced due to the natural magic of Elune, the goddess of life. Therefore, the inhabitants of the earthly world rarely see the whereabouts of this insect-shaped high-level monster.
The ruined ruins in the Red Maple Valley were one of the passages to the underworld, but they had been abandoned for thousands of years, and even Tifario and Tidritry thought that it had completely lost its magic, but they didn't know why it suddenly started today. And there are several underground passages like this throughout the forest.
Even if it is turned on, under the dual supervision of the vast natural breath in the Norda Forest and the guards of the wood elves, there should be no monsters who will run over and send them to death without opening their eyes.
However, this time, a powerful underground monster appeared, and there was more than one.
In addition to the Crypt Lord who was beaten away by Tifario, there were also cave trolls, abyssal lizards, harpy banshees and other famous thugs under Mulens, and even a cluster of skeleton soldiers.
Elune is above, in the forest where the breath of life is most abundant, even the undead soldiers summoned by the most powerful lichs can only beat soy sauce at most, and God knows if they are too idle. (Do necromancers have eggs?) ๏ผ
The monsters had learned wisely, and they didn't foolishly attack the villages and temples where the elves had gathered so much, but they destroyed a few orchards at one time, demolished a few sentry posts at the same time, and polluted a few streams at the same time. In a word: "Teasing you." โ
So, during this time, the entire Norda Forest was full of smoke, which made the priests anxious, and even the great Druid Tifario, who had been hiding in the Ice Crystal Hall as an otaku, commonly known as retreat meditation, rushed back in advance, which saved Lu Xi's life by the way.
Fortunately, the high priest Tidlight responded in time, and when he found out that something was wrong, he immediately sent the Black Panther sentries to bring all the tour groups back, so that there was no major incident of casualties among tourists. Of course, people like Lu Xi and Olivier who take private jobs and engage in self-driving tours can only fend for themselves. According to the official statement of the Norda Forest Development Group: "We regret all casualties that violate the company's regulations and the laws of our country, but we are not responsible. โ