Yes!

That guy!

It's so damnable, why so unlucky!

Lao Tzu's first assist of the new season!

Ronaldo was also very depressed, and finally gave Dong Fangzhuo a beautiful pass, but he actually hit the lintel.

If he knew the truth of the eight characters of birth, he might think that he and Dong Fangzhuo were mutually reinforcing.

So far this season, he has not provided an assist, he has not scored, and the English media has published several articles criticizing him for not doing anything.

If he can't score goals and assists again, the pressure will be on him.

But Dong Fangzhuo couldn't put the ball in?

God, you're so good at kidding.

This guy has already wasted two of my passes......

Did you reach out and stop it?

He counted the pass he had in the last time away at Chelsea.

But no matter how well the ball is passed, as long as a teammate doesn't score, it won't be called an assist.

Data,

He needs impressive data now!

"Phew!"

The lord was so excited that he spit out the gum onto the turf.

I've seen the unlucky, but I've never seen such unlucky!

DONG Fangzhuo,

You're so unlucky!

However, although Dong is a little unlucky, this guy can receive Ronaldo's pass!

That's hope!

"Attack!"

"Attack!"

The lord raised his arms and shouted from the audience.

As long as the game is not over, United have a reason to continue to press Everton until the goal comes.

Manchester United will always fight until the last second.

Ronaldo was right under his nose, and he almost didn't take a whip to whip Ronaldo's body a few times.

In the same way, ten minutes is not much, and Dong Fangzhuo must race against time.

It doesn't matter if you score or not,

What matters is the attitude of the game!

As the clock ticked by, it looked like United were about to get a draw at home.

Even the captain Keane ran up,

Direct long-range shot!

Yes, it is estimated that he couldn't see the performance of the forwards in front of him, so he simply shot directly from a distance.

But

His long-range shot flew high into the stands.

Manchester United squandered another attacking opportunity.

Everton slotted the ball forward with a slow kick and Ferdinand headed it over Rooney on the right.

Cristiano Ronaldo got the ball again.

It was so far from Everton's goal that he once again opted to sprint with the ball and was soon surrounded by two players to stop him from going deeper.

But Ronaldo changed direction with a coquettish heel smash, shook off their encirclement in an instant, and then did not look up, but took his head to the middle.

“SHIT!” Ruud van Nistelrooy cursed and stopped in Everton's penalty area, barely reaching for it.

Once Ronaldo wants to do this, he has no intention of grabbing points!

But Dong Fangzhuo and his reaction were just the opposite.

Is this guy going to do it alone?

Dong Fangzhuo, who rushed to the front point, saw Ronaldo's way of dribbling the ball, and hurriedly ran back, he wanted to run over to open up a little space for Ronaldo.

He is quite familiar with this scene, and Ronaldo is likely to dribble the ball in front of the penalty area, smash the ball down or cut inside the middle.

Either way, he felt he should go over and help.

As long as he helps Ronaldo pull away a one-man defense, Ronaldo will have a big chance to shoot.

Sure enough, Ronaldo galloped to the edge of Everton's penalty area with the ball, and was surrounded by two Everton players again.

But Dong Fangzhuo's timely appearance here immediately led away a defensive player.

After all, it's impossible to let Dong Fang Zhuokong come out!

Cristiano Ronaldo buckled with his left foot, quite decisively lowered!

But the big penalty area was dense, and they couldn't find Fanny at all, there was no way, the right heel knocked out, the ball rolled back, and then the left foot went along the way, and then went to the middle!

Well?

Dong Fangzhuo's eyes widened.

Cristiano Ronaldo's area,

It's so big!

His long legs, no matter how fast he run, can't catch up.

The ball was right in front of him,

I didn't think anything about it at the time, so I just went up and kicked it.

The ball slammed into the goal like a cannonball.

Syllable!

In the horizontal stab, a thigh sticks out.

Forcefully changed the direction of the ball, and the ball bounced on the thigh, refracting directly into the far corner of the goal.

The Everton goalkeeper had already moved to the left to make a quick save, only to find the ball flying into the far corner......

Tragedy.

The ball that flew to the near corner flew to the far corner.

“Gooooooooooooooooooooooooal!”

“Gooooooooooooooooooooooooal!”

"China Dong has scored!"

"Everton!"

"Manchester United are 1-0 ahead!"

“……”

"Beautiful! That, that, what's that guy's name? In the stands, the excited Manchester United fans couldn't call Dong Fangzhuo's name for a while.

Although Dong Fangzhuo had already had a very brave performance in the previous game, they were still choked when Dong Fangzhuo's goal came.

“DU?”

“DANG?”

“DUAN?”

A lot of people can't answer.

"Ah, damn it, I can't remember his name."

“DONG!”

"He's China Dong!"

But

unimportant

At this moment, Dong Fangzhuo had already rushed up.

He doesn't have many friends at Manchester United,

But if you have to find one,

It can only be Ronaldo who plays an assist.

Ronaldo didn't expect that the ball he brought would roll to Dong Fangzhuo's feet, and he actually formed an assist by mistake?

Laughing a little awkwardly.

Ha

Ha ha.

He gently hugged Dong Fangzhuo and touched his head.

Finally, I got an assist......

Soon, United's team-mates gathered around, and even a sullen Ruud van Nistelrooy ran over to join the celebratory crowd.

this

It's your first goal for Manchester United!

From the previous life to this life combined, the only one!

Friendlies don't count!

"Hey, the goal went to the heads of the Everton players."

"This goal is an own goal, not Dong Fangzhuo's goal."

"He's still scored zero goals for Manchester United......

The commentator looked at the big screen, which clearly wrote the name of the Everton player, not Dong Fangzhuo.

"The ball was refracted too much, and the official thought it was an own goal."

"It's a pity."

Two minutes later, the game was over.

Manchester United eventually won 1-0 at home to Everton.

When Dong Fangzhuo returned to the locker room, he found that the goal did not belong to him.

"Is this an oolong?"

Hearing the assistant coach's words, Dong Fangzhuo rolled his eyes,

"So, this goal doesn't count as my assist?"

Cristiano Ronaldo is not happy either, and his assists are still zero......

"Hey, Dong, can you aim a little bit at the crosshair next time? Don't you want to score goals? ”

"You wasted two of my great assists, woo woo ......"

What a shame......