0838: [Griffin who wants to cry]
Despite criticism around the world that Snoopy's high shot and low return ruined the team, the Bulls still managed to finish second in the East with a 22-8 record before All-Star Weekend.
Since Snoopy's debut, the original top half of the East has been beaten to the brink.
When the Boston Celtics were ambitious to win a championship in the second year after winning the championship in '08, Snoopy led the Knicks to sweep the Black Eight in the first round, although many people thought it was a crime of non-war at the time, and the Knicks won by luck. But in the 10-year playoffs, he was really sniped by the Bulls led by the Lust Dog in the second round. In the playoffs of '11, although he did not meet the Bulls, he lost to the Heat in the Eastern Conference semifinals. At the time, Dwyanwade was very straightforward: We have buried the Celts.
That's true. As much as the Celtics are reluctant to admit it, the age structure of the Big Three is no longer enough to support them in the Finals.
As for the Orlando Magic, their problem is not that they have been beaten by the Snurate team in the Eastern Conference Finals and Eastern Conference Semifinals for three years in a row. Dwight Howard, as the league's No. 1 center, is known as the only man in the league who can be used to replace LeBron James or Snubiddou, and he is not satisfied with his position in Van Gundy's tactics. He's going to have the ball, and he's going to be a superman like O'Neal who dominates on both ends of the floor, not just providing quality coverage and basket protection on the defensive end.
Since the beginning of this season, the battle between the generals has been white-hot. A lot of people are even worried that he won't be able to play the All-Star Game in Orlando with the Magic.
Because a week ago, some media exposed his social software call records with Kobe, and he asked Kobe: Do you still have gas in the tank?
And the Black Mamba's answer was: Come, I'll teach you how to win the championship.
This news has a nose and an eye, and it is also very in line with the current mentality of the Lakers and Kobe Bryant looking for lovers everywhere to fill the lacks of lustful dogs.
In addition, Atalanta, for example, has collapsed its internal cohesion after Joe Johnson signed a 100 million yuan contract last summer, coupled with a change of coach, and has even rushed towards the lottery zone.
That's why the Bulls are still second in the East, and Snoopy is third on the regular season MVP list.
Let's be honest. Snoopy felt a little lackluster about the current situation in the east.
And that's why when he arrived in Orlando and a Florida reporter asked him what he thought about the Bulls' four All-Star selections, three of which were starters, he responded flatly: "Actually, we should have five players selected for the Eastern Conference All-Star Game!" ”
He was sincere.
But this sincerity is interpreted as hubris.
After all, many teams don't even have an All-Star, and the Bulls occupy four spots, so they have to say one more. Snoopy, you're too domineering, aren't you?
And who doesn't know that you have the upper hand in voting. And the league also changed Joakin Noah's position to a striker, and Snoopy's position to a defender.
Doesn't that show favoritism?
Many voices are questioning indignantly.
But, as far as the eye can see, who in the east can take the place of the four? With two of Boston's Big Three farewells, the skies of Lantranta have lost their eagles, and New York's little overlord lies on the operating table looking up at the sky.
There aren't many stars in the east at all!
Cameron was indeed wronged a little bit by Joaquin Noah's starter. But is there something wrong with Snoopy and Derrick Rose occupying two Eastern starters?
Snoopy's attitude is to ignore these rumors.
Originally, the NBA had hoped that he would participate in this year's slam dunk contest and have a violent aesthetic showdown with Blake Griffin, another violent dunk player. But Snoopy rejected the offer.
Because ever since the news broke that day at the New York Hotel, Griffin has been counting Snoopy in the media, calling him a hypocrite who pretends to be a posturing hypocrite, and that he is simply the kind of bad man who wants to win the favor of women.
His chatter makes it easy to feel his jealousy. His love for Kenda Jenner is visible to the naked eye.
Snoopy didn't actually want to get involved at all, but listened a lot. But there was some rebellion, and there was indeed some reaction that night, which caused him to feel a little strange.
And that's why when he was on the sidelines of the All-Star Rookie Challenge, Kenda Jenner came up to greet him, and he was all smiles and even hugged him.
Afterwards, they sat in two adjacent positions and chatted.
Jenna is a very cheerful girl, and the key is that she is very obedient to Snoopy's conversational ideas. When the little duke talked about Lin Madness, she was quick to pick up and echo. And emphasize: I admired Jamie Lin, even though he turned down my sister's invitation to go on a date. However, I think he did the right thing. It is true that a devout Christian should not have dinner with a woman like my sister. That would incur God's displeasure.
The little duke raised an eyebrow, he liked Jenner's self-consciousness and humor.
In fact, the reason he's here tonight is to support Jamilin.
This year's rookie game was a special one, led by two of TNT's famous commentators, Charles Barkley and Shaq O'Neal. Moreover, they did not divide the first and second grades, but broke up the first and second grades for the draft.
Jamie Lin, who set off the frenzy, is a player who is specially crammed in, and he became the one to carry the ball after being selected for O'Neal's team, and has a special interview channel, which is the treatment of Snoopydou, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, three superstars.
It can be seen how hot Lin Crazy has been in recent times!
Before the game, Snoopy had some conversations with Jemilin, and he liked the sophomore who worked hard to achieve his dreams, even though he was two years older than him. However, the lust dog is a superstar after all, and it is quite a bit of a promotion for juniors.
After Snoopy's special 'confession', the sharks asked 'assistant coach' Stephen Cole to give Jamilin a special tactic, and everything revolved around him as the protagonist.
However, Jamie Lin was too shy.
When it came to the game, he quickly handed over the ball.
Blake Griffin smashed the basket with a clatter, and as a power forward, he imitated the sharks of the past and played the job of point guard. But there is really a lack of entertainment cells, not only the audience in Orlando did not have the feeling of reminiscing about the past.
Even Kenda Jenner, whom he was trying so hard to attract, almost laughed into the arms of the pervert on the sidelines.
Everyone could see that Kenda Jenner deliberately moved closer to the lustful dog during the conversation. Snoopy's words weren't so funny at all, but she laughed so excitedly, so trembling, and even inadvertently fell on the little duke's shoulder, like a bird.
Griffin is going crazy!
He finally let go of those outside pull-up jump shots, he started to go deep into the paint, and he started to show off his violent dunks!
He finally won a full round of applause.
However, looking around, Kenda Jenner on the sidelines smiled even more happily, and her body had long been clinging to the perverted dog.
She is even separated from the Hollywood star Denzel Washington on the right.
In fact, Denzel was also helpless. As an Oscar-winning actor, he has never felt so unmasculine.
But he had to admit that he had to catch Snoopy and ask him for an autograph after a while.
Because his daughter loved the little duke so much.
For him, he can do without the whole world, but how can his daughter's requirements not be satisfied.
Just like Blake Griffin now.
He would rather the cheers of the crowd turn into boos and curses than see Kenda Jenner smiling in the arms of the little duke.
What's the point of winning the whole world and losing her?
The dunk king's face was full of bitterness.
He can leap over the car to dunk but he can't jump over Jenna's heart defense, and board the passenger ship of love with the old ticket.
After the game, after winning the MVP of the rookie game, he could only watch the perverted dog and Kenda Jenner leave the court at the same time.
They looked so happy that Jenna even had to hold the puppy's hand.
This feeling is as if Snoopy nodded casually, and Jenna would take the initiative to offer eighteen martial arts.
Alas!
Griffin sighed as he took the trophy.
There was not a trace of joy in his heart.
I even felt like crying.
He finally experienced what Kevin Durant went through, obviously trying his best to please her, and some people even publicly wrote on social networking sites that they wanted to drink the bathwater, but people are still chasing Snoopy.
"Hey, Griffin is a little happier. You're our MVP. Come on, let's take a picture. And then I'll take you to the big scene, and listen, most of the superstars are coming, including Snoopy. I'll lead you to another world, Super Celebrity Party!! ”
The shark was already whispering in his ear: "Orlando is my home turf!! ”
O'Neill was thrilled.
However, this finally gave Griffin some heart, and he asked, "Will Kenda Jenner go too?" ”
"Of course! I'm talking about all the stars who show up in Orlando and they're going to be there! ”
The shark is very confident.
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