NBA games are ever-changing, and anything funny can happen.

However, the 'nosebleed from the front button' is really unprecedented, and it is definitely the first time in the NBA.

So, when Snoopy and Gortat both left the stadium, the fans couldn't help but laugh.

The atmosphere of the game also became a little strange, and after Dwight Howard came on the court, he even didn't want to defend Wade's dunk. If you get a nosebleed from Wade's bottom again, how embarrassing it will be.

Dwyanwade wanted to show that talent, after all... It looks big and hard!!

However, Snoopy felt distressed and ashamed at this time.

When he was taken to the hospital, he then took off his pants under the watchful eyes of a crowd of people. After the doctor finished the examination in exclamation, the female nurse, who was also dumbfounded, came over and told him gently: "Come, can you **** if you can try." ”

Everyone looked at him with a very scientific gaze, and he himself was a little anxious.

The attending doctor opened his computer very intimately and clicked on the player, which is a story of a male doctor and a female patient.

About thirty seconds later.

There was a burst of exclamations from the hospital room.

It was as if Dugg had completed another powerful slam dunk.

……

That night, after the Heat's 102-98 home win over the Orlando Magic, Spoelstra answered Snoopy's injury to concerned reporters: "Good news has come from the hospital, please rest assured that there is no problem with Snoopy, he is still very strong!" ”

At the post-game press conference, Dwyane Wade, who scored 45 points, 6 rebounds and 5 assists in this game, was still asked about this topic, although he led the team to the final victory, but the focus of the game has been stolen by Snoopy.

Dwyanwade didn't let that make him unhappy about this. Because he himself is very interested in this matter.

"Honestly, it's the first time I've been in this situation since I started playing basketball. Snoopy has always been a man of his word in my heart. Dwyanwade said: "At that time, when I heard Gortat say those dirty things to Lavigne Avril, I also thought about teaching him a lesson. But I didn't expect Snoopy to actually break the bridge of Gortat's nose with his little brother, which should probably be applied for a Guinness World Record. ”

"Right now, I'm worried about his condition. However, I heard that he has no problem anymore and has returned home. ”

Dwyanwade reintroduced to reporters.

At the same time, Snoopy has quickly become the focus of discussion in the online world. After all, he was the first basketball player in the world to break the bridge of someone's nose with his third leg.

The focus of the discussion extended from how strong Snoopy's third leg was to how strong his sexual prowess would be, and then diverged into Miley Sellers and Taylor Swift, and netizens began to speculate about their future sexual well-being. Of course, there are also many female netizens who express their hope to be able to taste the third leg that can break the bridge of the nose in person.

In these ubiquitous discussions of 'not suitable for children', poor Polish hammers became the target of ridicule.

Although, in an interview at the hospital, he swore that "I didn't break the bridge of my nose by something, it all happened because I injured the bridge of my nose when I fell earlier, and his dunk just made it aggravated." Please don't spread these unscientific theories, no one can break someone's nose with their 'genitals'. ”

But, it's a pity.

Even the Magic staff thought he was making a fool of himself.

At this time, someone on the famous basketball website has already made a collection based on ESPN's video materials, Gortat's arrogant remarks before the game, and his disrespectful remarks to Avril, and finally being directly overturned by Snoopy, plus the combination of Yan Buckle and blood. Immediately, there was a strong dramatic effect.

Gortat should be thankful that he was at least halfway through his pre-match declaration. I bet more than 100 million people will remember his face after tonight. ”

"When he shouted 'Avril came home to eat the male dog J-bar', he would never have imagined that our Snoopy dog would directly break the bridge of his nose with 'J-bar'."

"His biggest mistake was that he didn't believe Snoopy's warning, and if he had apologized directly, maybe he wouldn't have regretted it now."

"It's the most humiliating injury the NBA has ever had, and I'm talking about Gortat."

"Hey, didn't you notice that Snoopy's other performances tonight were also eye-catching? In less than 11 minutes on the court, he got 6 points, 4 rebounds, 4 assists and 4 blocks, ranking first in the Heat's efficiency value! ”

"Whether it's from personal data or pitch gimmicks. Show No. 8 made epic debuts. ”

“……”

While there was a lively discussion on the basketball website, the gossip media also smelled the newsworthiness, and they rushed to find the hospital where Snoopy was treated.

Then the female nurse who was in charge of examining Snoopy was surrounded by a crowd, and surrounded by countless flashing lights, the female nurse named Amanda still looked frightened, her right hand grabbed her left small wrist: "It's probably that big." It's the same as a baby's fist. ”

Wow!

The reporters were amazed.

……

Whether it's sports media, or gossip media. Tonight has undoubtedly been a busy night.

Snoopy's debut shocked everyone's eyes, and he always makes this kind of unexpected big news.

Pat Riley rubbed his temples in his office, and he felt a headache. Although Snoopy found that there was no problem after the examination, the team doctor who accompanied him to the examination even said that Snoopy's thing could play the drum when it was hard and taken out. However, the advice given by the attending doctor is to rest for a week.

It's three games a week, just three away games.

If Snoopy is allowed to play, the outside will definitely say that Miami is impersonal, regardless of the life or death of the players. Moreover, if there is any news in the future, the recurrence of an old injury or something, the crime I bear will be serious.

Without Snoopy playing, there are still two games in which Sean Marion will return, and then... Michael Beasley will also be back. Both men had the ball in their hands, and Snoopy was brilliant tonight, but he wasn't good enough to put the tactics in his playbook in his playbook.

Alas!

Pat Riley sighed, patting his head. I feel like my head is full of paste.

Spoelstra sat across from him, waiting for his answer.

"Forget it, don't take him with you."

Finally, Pat Riley made a decision.

It's a big deal that he personally supervised the fifth regular season game.

Anyway, now Pat Riley is determined to increase the stakes on Snoopy.

……

[This chapter is a "dark instruction" plus more.,Thank you for his tip.。。 】

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