Chapter 1074: Domestic Violence
After the luggage and toiletries were all sorted out, Emily finally officially checked into my house.
In order to welcome, Cagalli announced that she would go to the Elven Forest for a bonfire party today, but this suggestion was collectively rejected by us, now it is spring and summer communication, the most likely to set fire to the mountain, even if it is just a candle flame that has not been extinguished, it is possible to turn a large forest into a sea of fire, now go to the bonfire party, I am afraid it will become a sea of fire party in the end.
Seeing Cagalli's lonely look, I couldn't bear to let her be disappointed, so I proposed, "It's better to have a small barbecue party at home." β
However, Cagalli's decision was rejected by Cagalli, who grabbed my arm and said, "Today is Emily's first day in our house, it's very memorable, we have to celebrate!" β
Looking at Cagalli's bruised and purple arms, I came up with a slightly better idea than a small barbecue party: "Let's go to the fairy patriarch for a bonfire, although the air is a little polluted, she will not refuse us." β
Cagalli immediately responded to this idea, and the other women looked at each other, feeling that they couldn't refute her face too much, so they also agreed.
So, for this bonfire, everyone was dispersed into several groups and began their respective tasks.
Zach and I were given the task of shopping and buying all kinds of meat suitable for grilling.
As I walked towards the shopping street, I used the call crystal to contact the fairy patriarch, and after explaining the specific situation, the fairy patriarch said that there was no problem, but the meat products might be needed moreβher people also wanted to enjoy the artistic conception of eating barbecue while watching the campfire.
I said no problem and hung up the crystal.
Zach asked me how I was, and the patriarch agreed or not.
I waved my hand: "The patriarch said that there is no problem at all, but there is one condition." β
"On what terms?"
"There should be a lot of meat, and she and her people will enjoy this bonfire together."
Zack thought for a moment: "There are a lot of goblins, how much meat do you need?" β
I pinched my chin and thought for a moment and asked Zack, "How much money did you bring out?" β
Zach pulled out the money bag that Cagalli had given him, and the small money bag that Florence had kindly supported the bonfire, a total of more than 400 silver coins.
"More than four hundred silver coins......" I pinched my chin, indicating that the money was only enough to buy two lambs.
Pouting, I said, "Forget it." β
"What?" Zach didn't understand what I meant, and said with a puzzled expression.
"I'll forget it," I sighed, and I continued: "You can keep all this money as private money, and I'll ask my godfather for help." β
"Isn't that good" Zach put away the money bag a little hesitantly, and said with a worried face, "Won't the elder be angry?" β
"What kind of anger is she, it should be that I am angry" sighed, I said: "Look at it, more than 400 silver coins, or counting the support given to us by my sister-in-law, these money are only enough to buy two high-quality lambs here, do you think two lambs are enough for such a large group of people to divide up, I'm afraid that one person will get a few wools at most." β
"We can buy a lamb in general, or a calf......"
"Come on" I directly rejected Zack's proposal: "The ordinary lamb and calf are bought back, Cagalli she will definitely be mad, I don't want to be beaten by her, and I don't want to be picked up by her and thrown out of Hot Wheels, okay, just do as I say, as for the more than 400 silver coins, you look at it yourself, try to dispose of it all before you go home, otherwise with your sister-in-law's sense of smell, you will not be able to escape a group of violent beatings, in other words, sister-in-law, she should be very gentle, rarely fists and kicks you, right?" β
Zach nodded, "It's true that Florence doesn't hit me with her fists and feet much, but once she starts a fire, she will bite me hard......"
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and showed me his arms.
On his arm, there are dozens of shallow bite marks, large and small.
I looked at it and smiled: "My sister-in-law is really emotional, they are all shallow bite marks, it must not hurt at all, you say that she bites hard, but it is really exaggerated......"
Before he finished speaking, Zach sighed softly: "These are all bite marks left after Susan's treatment, they are scars, and it will take a long time to fade away." β
I listened and couldn't help but be terrified.
Although Susan is good at purification, she is also a qualified priest after all, as long as she is a priest, she can heal, and under the bonus of healing, she can also leave these shallow bite marks...... Florentine's bite force is amazing.
I couldn't help but ask Zack: "How did you provoke your sister-in-law to provoke her to do this?" β
Zach sighed, "It was when I was shopping not long ago, and I ...... Florence and I."
As soon as he said that, Zach stopped, and we looked at each other, then turned our heads in unison.
Behind her, a petite, quirky-looking elf Lori was tilting her head, tiptoeing, and eavesdropping with excitement in her eyes.
My eyelids instantly drooped, turning into a pair of dead fish eyes, and I said without being salty or light: "Hey, little fart boy, where are you dry hair?" β
Elf Lori clenched her hands into fists, leaning against her flat chest, a pretty face tried to pretend to be cute, and stretched her neck hard, trying to make her face close to me, while saying to me in a sweet and greasy voice: "Say it, let him say it, what happened to him and Florence when they were shopping, I really want to know it~~~"
Zack on the side was so embarrassed that his old face turned red, the corners of my mouth grinned, revealing an extremely weird smile, and then slowly raised his right hand, clenched his fist, raised the second joint of his index finger, rushed down the joint, and aimed-
Boom!
"Oops!" Elf Lori covered her head, tears of pain hung on the corners of her eyes, and she asked me viciously, "Why are you beating me?" β
I blew the second knuckle of my smoking index finger and said leisurely: "Your Royal Highness Princess Anareta, please put away your curiosity, you are the future successor of the Empress, is it very inappropriate to behave so recklessly?" β
"What's wrong?" The little princess defended: "I'm just curious about whether it's good or not, this is called innocence, how can a strange uncle like you understand my pure conscience!" β
I said, "Yo Yo Yo, it's still pure, whose pure little girl would be interested in other people's private gossip?" β
"Yes," the little princess glared: "I am!" β
"Cut" I expressed great disdain.
"Your Royal Highness, do you have any instructions?" Zach said respectfully.
"Yes, yes," the little princess said excitedly: "I heard you just say that you want to eat meat, I want to eat it too, I want to eat meat too!" β
(End of chapter)