As the concert time approached day by day, the bombshell news that the funny little Lori was preparing to hold a concert in the Bird's Nest, the largest Olympic venue in Longhua Country, was finally made public by Beep.

As soon as the news was announced, it was like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, causing a great sensation in the two-dimensional circle of Longhuaguo, causing countless heated discussions, and the name of "funny little Lori" also topped the hot search list of major platforms again, and the news media also followed suit to report, whether it was a two-dimensional related post bar or a chat group, these days have been frantically swiped by countless people who are looking forward to this little Loli concert, not only that, but there are also people who are going around Amway and blowing up this concert under the banner of "the first in the funny world".

However, the tree made a big move, and this funny big move was also targeted by some other forces.

On a TV variety entertainment program, a host even blatantly provoked this topic.

"Teacher XX, what do you think of this so-called two-dimensional Loli anchor holding a concert in the Bird's Nest?"

The host asked a certain singer who was sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Although I don't care much about what the so-called 'two-dimensional' is, I think ...... This little girl debuted at a young age, right? What can she perform in her teens? Nursery rhymes? Hahaha......"

Speaking of this, the star couldn't help but laugh unkindly, and at the same time, the background was also inserted in a timely 'audience' laughing sound effect.

The host couldn't help blinking when he heard this, and waited until the other party had laughed enough, and then asked rhetorically.

"In other words, you mean that you don't like this little girl at all?"

The star took a sip of the advertising drink provided by the sponsor in front of the camera, and when he heard the host's words, he hurriedly put down the drink in his hand, and asserted with a smile and disdain.

"It's not just not optimistic, in fact, I'm even worried about this little girl's box office, I just want to ask, who would go to a teenage girl's 'children's rhyme' concert? Not to mention the venue fee, I'm afraid I won't even be able to earn the electricity bill when the time comes! ”

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However, when the funny little Lori tickets were officially sold at the beep station a few days later, the star began to regret why he said those witty things in front of the national audience.

First of all, it is worth mentioning that the concert tickets are divided into UR, SSR, SR, R, N and many different classifications according to the different viewing positions, and the price range is also from 2,000 yuan for the closest and best position of the infield 'UR' from the stage to more than 300 yuan for the farthest 'N' tickets from the stands, and the total number of 80,000 votes in the four-sided odai and 20,000 in the infield has also reached an unprecedented 100,000 tickets, but even so, when the ticket sales day comes-

100,000 tickets are gone in an instant!

It is no exaggeration to say that many people were stuck on the stopwatch at that time, frantically refreshing the ticket sales window of the beep station, ready to place an order as soon as they saw the option to buy a ticket, but in fact, when the sales time arrived, many people refreshed either the browser card refreshed, or the website crashed error, only a few lucky people with fast Internet speed, single I don't know how many years were lucky enough to grab the ticket quickly, when the website returned to normal after a few seconds, only left 'sold out' a few cold gray characters.

Many fans who didn't grab tickets beat their chests and cursed those scalpers who used 'technology' to grab tickets, while those lucky ones who grabbed tickets took screenshots of ticket orders with their hands that trembled a little with excitement, and forwarded them to chat groups, Moments, Weibo, and Tieba to show off everywhere, and see that the posture can be blown for a year!

Many people on the Internet complained and sighed that it was even more difficult to grab a concert ticket for a funny little Lori than to grab a 9.8 billion limited figure of the beep station, and some people expressed their hope to use the '2233 New Year's Festival' beep station faith figure in their hands to return a concert ticket for a funny little Lori, even if it was the cheapest 'N ticket'.

However, after the rush to grab tickets, the concert tickets of funny little Lori have been sold to sky-high prices!

9.8 billion smiles? Sorry, I can't!

Beep Station followed by a set of statistics, and after many people watched it, they understood why it was difficult to find tickets for the burlesque concert.

According to statistics, at that time, the moment of ticket grabbing, the number of visits to the ticket-buying website instantly exceeded the 5 million mark, and the remaining momentum was unabated, soaring straight to the 10 million mark, but it is a pity that the wolf has more meat and less meat, and the number of votes is limited.

But even so, it is equivalent to 80 people grabbing a ticket, and the difficulty of grabbing tickets can be imagined.

This data not only made the star who once laughed at the funny dumbfounded, but also made the high-level executives of the station, including the chairman and the stationmaster, who were not optimistic about the funny, dumbfounded.

What is a surprise?

What is an accident?

That's it!

The chairman of the beep station, who witnessed all this, said at the time, what major shareholder penguin, what investment, what mobile game, what new plan...... Leave it all aside! After the concert, no matter what methods and means are used, must, must, you must sign this funny little Lori to Zhao'an to Beep!

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"Uh......h Whining...... Damn ......"

Sitting on the sofa, Xiao Meow stared down at the flat screen lying on the stockings on her knees, biting her lower lip and making an unwilling 'woo' sound, as if she was suppressing something.

However, she still saw something, and the golden retriever Lori who couldn't bear it finally broke out.

"I'm so angry! Why do so many people grab tickets when she holds a concert! I'm! ”

Stumble!

The tablet was slammed on the soft sofa by Xiao Lori, but it was safe and sound.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps going downstairs from the spiral staircase, and then Brother Meow ran down quickly with a happy and excited expression on his face, and he couldn't help but be happy when he saw his sister.

"Sister! I've just been squatting for a long time and finally bought a ticket for the first row of the funny concert UR infield! This person is willing to sell me tickets for a million, I'm afraid he is not a fool! Hahaha......"

The elder brother laughed happily twice alone, and then the laughter stopped abruptly, because he suddenly noticed that his sister had a cold face...... There seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere......

Could it be......

He suddenly remembered that when he had just gone downstairs, he heard the 'dragon roar' when his sister was angry, and he thought of the attitude of his sister who usually secretly watched the funny little Lori works alone, and what his sister said to him after meeting Funny that day......

Brother Meow understood it instantly! Realizing this, he couldn't help but secretly scold himself for being such a fool, actually hitting the muzzle of the gun at this juncture, and showing her face in front of his sister, isn't this looking for excitement?

Thinking of this, Brother Meow couldn't help but shudder with some fear, hurriedly put away his happy and excited expression, leaned over to his sister, leaned over and leaned over and said softly.

"Are you angry that you didn't get a ticket to a funny concert? Sister, don't worry, no matter how much money it is, I'm going to buy you a funny UR infield ticket for you anyway! ”

As everyone knows, it's good that Brother Sa Meow didn't mention this matter, but at this mention, Little Sa Meow exploded again.

"Brother, you big pig's trotters! Big bastard! Big Baga! I'm going to ignore you anymore! ”

The frenzied little sa meow picked up the tablet on the sofa next to him and smashed it angrily at his brother.

Brother Meow hurriedly dodged to dodge the tablet attack from his sister, but the tablet was in a catastrophe, and finally fell to the ground in the distance.

Glancing back at the wreckage of the tablet behind him, Brother Meow scratched the back of his head in confusion, and looked back at the fried sister who was far away from him.

"I ...... What happened to me? ”

As soon as the words fell, my sister's roar was heard in the distance-

"I'm not going to see any funny concerts! I don't want your ticket either! Brother and funny or something is the most annoying! ”

Boom!

The little golden retriever Lori slammed the door against the door......

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