"Boss, I it again last night."

Early in the morning, Balotelli came to the training ground, his face was a little pale, but his head was drooping, he looked listless, and he threw a large bottle of mineral water in his right hand on the lawn.

"What do you mean by 'again', what's the matter?"

"Why don't you seem to have slept all night?"

Dong Fangzhuo asked three questions in a row, and Balotelli's mental state at this time was extremely poor, like a soft earthworm, and he didn't seem to have any strength at all.

"I didn't close my eyes for a night, woo...... Want to die. Balotelli simply sat down on the turf, his face pained.

"Then you're still coming to the training ground to dry your hair? I don't use it for training ground today. ”

"I'm afraid that if I don't come to the training ground again, I will be directly in bed ****! That's why I came running......"

By the time he said this, Balotelli had stretched out all over his body, lying on the turf, swinging out in a 'big' shape, no, to be precise, it should be a 'too', because his third leg, which seemed to be particularly strong today, pushed out of his loose trousers with a clear corner......

"Tell me, what the hell is going on."

Balotelli frowned, turned sideways, and reached for his lower body with his left hand before rolling over and pressing against the turf in pain.

"I wanted to go last night, but I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to, so I bought three pills online, just in case, I took three pills half an hour in advance."

Speaking of this, Balotelli gasped, "Fake, thirsty again...... I'm going to drink water. ”

He quickly sat up, grabbed the mineral water bottle on the lawn with difficulty, unscrewed it, and drank it with a bang, looking so.

"Took three viagras?" Dong Fangzhuo was stunned, he hadn't taken Viagra before, but it didn't seem to be able to take three pills at a time, right? Balotelli wants to become an immortal with a beautiful woman?

"You're only 18 years old, do you need that? Damn, don't you think you can't do it? You kid, you're so lacking in education......"

After thinking about it, he shouldn't have said so much nonsense, and he wanted to know later.

"And then?"

"Later, then it happened, I tossed for two hours, the other party went crazy, and then he ran away."

“の…… It means that in the end, if you don't finish it, people will be tossed and scared by you and run away? ”

"That'......" Balotelli seemed to have exhausted the last of his strength, and he didn't even have the strength to speak.

"And then, you've been keeping your eyes open until now? Constantly exterminate the mosquitoes on this ceiling? ”

"Pretty much ......"

Balotelli tilted his head and lay on the turf again......

What a poor boy......

I can't let you die here, and when the autopsy report comes out, I will die from Viagra, which is really the first news in the world.

He hurriedly stomped on Balotelli's body twice, "Hey, get up, get up, you can still be saved." ”

"I can't get up, I don't have the slightest strength."

"Nima, the third leg is still so energetic, don't pretend to be dead, you go to the bathroom to take a bath, keep drinking water, it is estimated that you will be fine after tomorrow, but if you look for it again now, it is estimated that you will die faster......"

"Hey, Felipe, you're just in time, get this guy to the bathroom!"

"Boss, what's wrong with him?"

"の,It's nothing.,It's like I'm drunk.,Need to be sober.。

"Oh, okay......"

Coutinho quickly pulled Balotelli up and carried him on his thin shoulders. Coutinho is only 1.72M tall and not even fully developed, weighing only 68 kilograms, while Balotelli is 1.89 meters tall and weighs 88 kilograms, which is completely a lightweight and a heavyweight.

But Coutinho gritted his teeth and dragged the guy up and walked forward.

"Boss, this guy is so heavy......"

"Nima, the third leg is still flailing!"

“……”

Dong Fangzhuo shook his head vigorously, watching the two of them go away, and after walking away more than a hundred meters, Dong Fangzhuo shouted, "Felipe, just throw him in the bathroom, don't worry about him." ”

"What?"

"I said you should come back quickly."

"Oh! Got it. ”

Dong Fangzhuo shook his head again, and said in his heart, alas, maybe he was thinking too much......

Then he praised Coutinho in his heart.

Coutinho is a very good child, obedient and diligent, and willing to learn with himself, in fact, learn from each other, Coutinho's foot skills are not worse than his own at all, better than himself in many aspects, there are not many things he can pass on to him, basically all of them are conscious, but even so, this child's learning speed is quite amazing, he likes to compare others, read competitions......

Sooner or later, he'll be a supergiant.

It wasn't until Coutinho's figures disappeared into the wall that Dong Fangzhuo refocused on training.

Five minutes passed, and Coutinho was not seen.

About ten minutes later, Dong Fangzhuo heard the sound of killing pigs.

"Ahh......h

In an instant, Coutinho rushed out at the other end of the wall, and the whole person ran in front of Dong Fangzhuo like crazy, looking back from time to time.

"I'm rubbing, isn't it fatal?"

"Boss!"

"Boss!"

"Old ......"

Coutinho rushed to Dong Fangzhuo out of breath, out of breath, unable to speak, a professional football player gasping like this is especially unreasonable!

Has Coutinho not been training lately?

"Damn, dead? Run like this. ”

"No...... No...... Yes, Fack! It's horrible, it's horrible! Coutinho's face turned pale, and after pointing to the wall, he seemed to really see a hell.

"You take a breath and then take your time, as long as it's not Balotelli hanging up."

"Fack, Fack, Fack! He's fine, it's just a ......."

I've never seen Coutinho explode before, and today is the first time, so you can imagine what terrible things have happened to Coutinho.

"I just helped him into the bathroom, and when I saw that he was dirty, I kindly helped him take off his clothes, and then went to find a bar of soap."

Speaking ......of this, Dong Fangzhuo understood what was going on, and couldn't help but look at Coutinho's body.

Wet......

It's a bit of a story!

"Don't get me wrong, boss."

"I just got the soap in, and the scene was a bit unsightly, I was grassy, and I immediately ran out."

"But he's too fast......"

"Tragedy." Dong Fangzhuo's heart was cold, and he sighed, "Felipe, mourn ......"

"I didn't, I just broke free, I just had a bar of soap in my hand, I stuffed it on him, and as soon as I slipped, I escaped...... Damn, what the hell is going on with this guy today? It can't be that you have taken chun's medicine, right? ”

After saying that, Coutinho couldn't help but turn his head and look behind him again, and when he was sure that Balotelli didn't come along, he finally calmed down a lot.

"Well, you know, he's a little bit of that in the head, a little bit of a brain, and it's normal to do something amazing...... He really seems to have taken the wrong medicine today...... "Dong Fangzhuo was very helpless, but his eyes looked at Coutinho again, fifteen minutes is not a long time, nor is it short, it seems that something has happened, and time is enough.

But Coutinho was once again given goosebumps, "Boss, there's really no ......"

"Ahem, I believe, I believe......"

“……”

Today's holiday, there are very few people in the training base, and there will be no first-team players who come to the training ground to take the initiative to practice, except for Dong Fangzhuo and Coutinho, there is no one else.

"But I don't think I really can't leave it alone, so I'd better go to the hospital, right?" Dong Fangzhuo suddenly remembered a real case, there was an NBA star in his last life who almost died because of an overdose of drugs, who knows if Balotelli will be like this?

Three grains......

"Felipe, let's take him to the hospital together."

"Together?" Coutinho subconsciously asked, if it is a person, then pull it down, he doesn't want to lose his body like this.

"Of course, why don't you send it yourself?"

“……”

The two of them re-entered the bathroom, and seemed to smell a hint of boiled taro syrup again......

"Mario, we need to go to the hospital."

"Hospital?" Mario drooped his head, "No, I don't want to go to the hospital, if it's on the news, it's a shame." ”

"If you don't go to the hospital, you might die, do you want to die, or go to the hospital?"

Dong Fangzhuo continued, "You know the NBA, right? A few days ago, an NBA star took two viagra pills, but he lay in the hospital and almost didn't wake up, but you took three pills, if you don't go, you won't even be able to complete the first shot in this life. ”

"Think about it, apart from your brother, are you feeling headaches, flushing, indigestion, nasal congestion and visual abnormalities right now? It's just that the symptoms get worse, you don't go to the hospital, you really don't even shoot and you're going to die here, you're going to be the first footballer in the world to die in the dressing room, congratulations, that's how you're going down in football history. ”

"Wardfark!"

"I don't want to, I definitely don't want to be like this, I'll go, I'll go, we'll go right away." Balotelli swooped up from the ground, pulled a random bath towel and wiped his body, and his movements were very neat.

Coutinho on the side was a little afraid to look at it! Nima's, Balotelli's black body, has been shaking a French popsicle, looking at it in a panic!

More than half an hour later, Balotelli finally came to the Milan hospital under Dong Fangzhuo's coaxing, Coutinho was quite clever and went to the attending doctor in advance, but the attending doctor arranged a special ward for Balotelli, and finally leaked the matter out without being in the hospital.

However, it is impossible not to let people know, and sooner or later it will be a problem, and someone will always find out.

Because the appearance of Dong Fangzhuo alone is already too eye-catching......