The Miami Heat's game against the Los Angeles Clippers was a no-brainer, which led the three commentators on the TNT booth to spend about 30 percent of their time discussing the West's strength and the weakness of the East, and 50 percent of their time gossiping about the feud between Disney's boy and girl idol and the puppy. As for the competition, it is enough to report the data in a timely manner.

After the Los Angeles shipwreck gave up the offseason to renew Elton Brand, it played a game with the Golden State Warriors to hurt each other, with Corri Margetty going to Golden State and Byron Davis returning home.

And tonight, Byron Davis did not play, he sat on the bench in a cold suit and chatted very hotly with his good friend Jessica Alba.

In fact, it's much more interesting to see on the sidelines than on the pitch. Tonight, Taylor Swift was once again on the sidelines, along with Paris Hilton, a socialite she met in New York, and her baggy little sister Kim Kardashian.

On the left-hand side sits Hollywood's No. 1 beauty, Jessica Alba, and next door is Byron Davis.

In fact, Taylor and the celebrity sisters don't have much in common.

After the puppy flipped German Chris Kaman onto the court with a violent block, Byron Davis talked to Taylor Swift about his UCLA junior brother across Jessica.

The two agreed on many fronts. And Byron Davis is very strong in supporting the core perception of a DT party.

This makes the conversation fun, and Taylor Swift even says she's willing to sing a chorus for free if the bearded man wants to make a rap album.

The game was completely out of suspense in the second half.

Because, from the third quarter onwards, Miami used the 'Golden Twin Knife' combination. Previously, in the first quarter, it was Dwyane Wade who led the starting lineup to attack the Los Angeles Clippers. Then, in the second quarter, the dog led the second team as the sixth man against the Clippers' rotational lineup.

The two sides played a stalemate in the first half, and the Heat only led by eight points into the second half.

And the second half begins. When Miami used Dug, Sean Marion, Dwyane Wade, Haslem and Chris Quinn with a new lineup. The game immediately became electric, and the golden twin knives began to ruthlessly cut through the Clippers' already weak defense, and Marion, Haslem, and Chris Quinn got the opportunity to shoot to their heart's content.

McDonleavy was a decent man, and he was smart enough to learn to surrender early.

When the team trailed by 16 points, he simply replaced the bench.

Then, the golden double knife is down.

Mario Money, Michael Beasley, Marcus Banks, Joel Anthony, and Daquin Cook are two very different forces on the field.

The two sides fought on their own and looked at each other on the court, but the ultimate winner was still the Miami Heat.

Because... This 10,000-year-old shipwreck is too broken.

Michael Beasley tonight was 9-of-18 shooting, 25 points, 8 rebounds and 3 assists. Snoopydou's stats are 8 points, 8 rebounds, 9 assists, 2 blocks and 1 steal. I think the performance of both sides is comparable. But why didn't the Heat put Snoopy in the starting lineup? He's clearly a better fit for Dwyane Wade than Michael Beasley. Wouldn't it be better to let Beasley, who is good at stealing points, lead the team in the second team? ”

Kenny Smith made a small suggestion in his post-game comments.

In fact, he has put the No. 8 show on the same level as the No. 2 show. This would have been unthinkable before the season, when everyone was talking about Michael Beasley being the next superstar, and selecting Snoopy was called the stupidest decision Pat Riley ever made.

Of course, it must be said honestly. The point of this discussion of equality is that Dugg is Dwyanewade's super-assistant. Michael Beasley is not compatible with Dwyane Wade, who still prefers a superstar style of play.

After the game, Spoelstra also spoke with Dug and Beasley about starting or being a sixth man.

Both were opposed to Spoelstra's proposal.

Beasley's argument for objecting was that I was the No. 2 pick and I didn't play as a substitute.

Dugg's argument against it is that Michael Beasley is more suitable to start, and he is a player who can become a superstar.

His words gave Beasley enough face. But in fact, he took the lizi. Starting the game means he has less autonomy and can only play with Wade. And as the sixth man, he has plenty of opportunities to control the ball and he enjoys the feeling of being a 'two-way marshal'. He doesn't want to be a 'partial general' just for the sake of a starting fame.

That night, Spoelstra received an email from Pat Riley. He carefully developed 5 new sets of tactics for Duge, 3 of which were directly attacked by him, and the other 2 were assisted by the Flash.

This was a surprise to Spoelstra, and the puppy's tactical position rose faster than he had imagined. You must know that as of now, Michael Beasley, who is known as the future of the Heat, only has 7 sets of tactics.

After the match, Dugg asked Billy for time off again.

Billy agreed, as the next game was a trip to Satmento, and the team decided to rest for the day in Los Angeles after back-to-back games.

In fact, as many as 10 people took leave that day.

Everyone was approved.

The gang of young millionaire multimillionaires have beaten their expectations for two straight wins in Stamps, and there's no reason why they shouldn't be able to relax in the glittering metropolis.

This is... The unspoken rules of NBA teams.

Of course, if something goes wrong, it will definitely be punished by the league and the team.

Dugg found the luxury car of senior Byron Davis in the VIP underground garage of Staples Arena, and at this time Taylor Swift and Jessica Alba had already joined up.

Jessica, the No. 1 beauty in Hollywood, was very affectionate when she saw the puppy, and she took the initiative to hug Duge: "I love your songs, and I love your basketball game." Actually, I followed you on TV when you were a UCLA player, and I even had your jersey in the house where I used to. After listening to your songs, I even regret why I went to the grave of marriage so quickly. Maybe someone will form a 'DJ party' for us. ”

"Why not? They have all become presidents. Byron Davis quipped, "But are you sure Cashwarren can still laugh at his trademark duck voice when he hears this?" ”

His friendship with Jessica has a long history, so they are always 'sarcastic' of each other.

The four of them went to Jessica Alba's house together.

Alba's husband, Kashwaren, gave them a warm welcome, even setting up a barbecue grill in the backyard of the villa, a group of Hollywood actors and directors were enthusiastically singing and dancing, and Taylor Swift sang ten songs in a row at the instigation of her latest album, which has not yet been released.

Ten of her songs received unanimous praise.

But when the puppy finally picked up the microphone and sang his latest creation on the guitar, everyone was blown away by his talent.

The name of his song is "Marry-You".

And the reason he sang this song was because, drunken Karlen Worth had been showing him a video of his wedding to Jessica. And with a big tongue, he kept emphasizing: "At that time, I really wanted to sing a song." But... I found out that I didn't have a single song about marriage in my library, so should I hum 'blah, blah, blah' and bow to Jessica'? It's so unromantic. ”

Such statements constantly invade the puppy's cerebral cortex, coupled with the effects of alcohol.

His 'inspiration' exploded, a classic song was born from his head, and he hurriedly took the guitar and walked to the middle of the grass.

"Karlen Worth had been emphasizing to me that his romantic wedding lacked a proposal song. So now, Warren, prick up your ears. This "Marry-You" song is made for you. ”

After the puppy said this, he stood on a huge rock, and the lights shone on him, looking like a superstar finale.

“It's-a-beautiful-night，e’re-looking-for-something-dumb-to-do……”

When the puppy's metallic voice renounces this sweet song, a scream immediately follows.

Just one lyric drove them crazy.

“Hey-baby！ I-think-Ianna-marry-you……”

Screams came and went, and some people even started dancing to the cheerful and happy melody.

"Kashwarren, you're in luck." Jessica put her arm around Director Cash and leaned on his shoulder: "If the person I met in '05 was Snoopy, you really didn't have the slightest chance. ”

"Thank God."

Kashwarren said reverently, then pointed to Taylor Swift, who was looking at Snoopy with starry eyes and a look of adoration, "I think we have to do something next." Taylor is a good girl, and when it comes to love, young kids are always tied up, and we have to push them. ”

"Why don't we take them to get married?" Jessica Alba said suddenly.

Yes? What the?

Kashwaren was intimidated by this suggestion.

"I know of a church that is closed 24 hours a day, and it's even more convenient to get married there than in Las Vegas." Jessica pinched Warren's arm, "That's where you cheated on me. ”

"But... Isn't that a bit of a bad idea? Kashwarren said.

"It's okay, it's just to scare them, it won't officially take effect." Jessica laughed and said, "It's a romantic prank. ”

At this time, the puppy on the stone had already finished singing the last lyrics: "ho-cares-baby, I-think-I-anna-marry-you......"

The small lawn was filled with cheers and screams.

Then, Byron Davis suddenly jumped out, he waved his hands vigorously, and shouted in his trademark thick voice: DT! DT！ DT！

At his call, everyone joined in.

Even, some people started shouting: kiss! KISS! KISS！

"Hey, I'm here for the Kashwarrens, and they're supposed to kiss."

The puppy held a rocking red wine glass and emphasized the matter without mentioning it.

However, Taylor Swift was clearly much braver than him, and she walked over and grabbed the puppy's head directly...... mu-a！！

She smacked the puppy's forehead.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly reached its climax.

What a wonderful night!

Many people took pictures of it with their mobile phones as a souvenir.

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