0398:[Eastern Public Enemy]
ESPN's commentators were clearly out of business, and they had little to say about the game, with discussions ranging from 'one Snoopy can kill several Justin Bieber at the same time' to 'basketball players can beat several adult men at the same time' and 'whether the number of sexual partners in basketball players is related to excessive ketone production due to too many squats in the gym'.
And the desperate thing is that knowing that they are, the ratings are even higher than the game.
Clearly, audiences across the United States are clearly more interested in the story between Snoopy and the Duchess Girl.
In fact, the two deepest memories of this game are probably 'Snoopy shook Redick and rushed into the penalty area to break the bridge of the nose of the Polish Hammer' and Justin Bieber took the initiative to talk to the Duke about Selena after the game.
No way, when the Warcraft Howard and the Polish hammer Gortat were injured one after another, there was no point in talking about the game.
Most of the headlines that were typed out by the media that night were also about things like 'Monster retires, Knicks win', 'Luck continues, Knicks win again'. Clearly, for the basketball media, the focus is on injuries, not the game itself.
"The Knicks were like a horse-drawn carriage rushing onto the highway because of all sorts of bizarre coincidences, and in the process, they overtook the Lamborghini with the engine cylinder and crushed the Ferrari with deflated tires. Now they're coming to Pagani again, and it looks like there's something seriously wrong with this Pagani too... They may be running out of gas in their tanks. ”
"However, no one can judge this carriage to supercar quality just because of these three wins. Opposite... I began to fear that this carriage would be provoked by all opponents in the future. No one would tolerate a horse-drawn carriage running around the highway. ”
"If the Knicks end up representing the East in the Finals, they will definitely be strong Los Angeles Lakers. And this will be a shame for all Eastern Conference teams, no team will spare the Knicks next season, and they will surely prove to the whole league that the best team in the East is definitely not the Knicks. ”
ESPN commentator Bill Simmons' post-game article went viral.
In fact, the management of the Eastern team has already expressed its opinion anonymously: "This year is a historical disaster for the East, and the Knicks, who are at the bottom of the East, are actually marching to the top." They are like idiots who put on marshal costumes by all kinds of lucky tricks, and when it comes to the Finals, the only thing they can do is to discredit the honor of all Eastern Conference teams in front of basketball fans all over the world. ”
Such voices spread even more with the release of the injury reports of Howard and Hammer Gortat.
Dwight suffered a fracture in the right hip bone, and the tail vertebrae were damaged to some extent. While the injury won't interfere with his future career, the... The doctor's advice is: not suitable for high-intensity exercise for at least two weeks, it is recommended... Bed rest.
Masingotat's injury report was a fractured nasal bone, plus loss of front teeth and a moderate concussion. That night, Gortat underwent his second orthodontic surgery on the bridge of his nose, and the doctor's advice was to suspend him for one month.
The release of such a report is tantamount to a direct announcement ... The Knicks advance to the Finals.
The second half of the opening game has already proven this problem. Tekoglou was beaten back to his original form after losing the beast, and Snoopy's style just kept him in check, and he couldn't possibly be as powerful as he was against the Knights.
"It's ridiculous to make that prediction, but it's true: the Knicks will easily knock out the Magic with a score of 4-0. They will be the first team to reach the finals this season. In fact, they were also the last team to confirm a playoff spot in the 08-09 season. ”
"It's all fantastic. The Knicks are like cheaters with their own cheats. Who would have believed that two months ago they were the most promising team to get the 2009 No. 1 pick? Of course, this champion has already been given away in the previous deal. ”
Snoopy became only the second player since Magic Johnson to reach the Finals in his rookie season as a centerpiece. And he's now... It turned out to be the identity of a point guard. ”
"If you deduce it from fatalism, in fact, the Knicks also reached the finals last time after winning the first round of Black Eight!!"
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TNT's analysis of the match is not mixed with superfluous perspectives, they simply analyze the next process.
It's the same attitude as the New York fans. No matter how much outside commentators talk about how badly the Knicks will be cleaned up by the Lakers in the Finals, no matter how they emphasize how the Eastern Conference team will slaughter the Knicks next season.
But now... The Knicks are on their way to the top of the East. And they're also moving forward with remnants!
What reason is there for New York fans not to be proud? Is there any reason not to celebrate?
Do you have to grovel and beg for mercy after winning the game?
And, most importantly...... Our Snoopy is still a rookie. He averaged 13.9 points, 9.2 assists, 8.6 rebounds and 2.1 blocks per game in his first playoff game, and he has improved at a visible rate in each round. Who knows what he will be like in the future?
And even if it is really encircled by the East next season, next season, once the King comes, it will be the moment to slaughter the whole league!
Knicks fans are crazy in their hearts, and they are full of confidence.
On the Internet, their artillery fire was ferocious, angry at the rest of the Eastern Coalition forces.
The New York Times, New York's most famous newspaper, made sports headlines: Public Enemy in the East? Why not!
The subtitle reads: Who can stop the Duke from rising? Who can resist the duke-king joining forces? The New York era has arrived, and this is not a brief splendor, but a magnificent beginning!
For Knicks fans, the mood is like getting on a jet. The taste of returning to the top of the East makes them feel like drinking the most mellow wine...... The dark times are finally over. Thanks Isaiah Thomas!
Yes.
At this moment, even Thomas, who was once shouted and beaten by everyone, was forgiven. The mistakes he had made, even the scandal of molesting a black aunt were forgiven because he brought Snoopy. Only a fool would be concerned about those three long-lost draft picks at this moment...... Leave it to the Miamians to grieve!
And when the basketball circle was boiling.
The entertainment industry was also in an uproar before the second game of the Eastern Conference Finals.
The entertainment paparazzi stationed in Orlando finally got the exact picture, and Justin Bieber attended a meeting with Lord Duke with his mentor, Arthur the Kid.
The two sides do not seem to have engaged in friendly consultations.
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