Chapter 16: The Tangle of a Fish
This kind of thing is something I was used to in the games of my previous life.
Therefore, the moment I cut off the goblin warrior with a single sword, there were not many ripples in my heart, and I lost the interest in being handsome and cool.
The huge body turned into two irrelevant pieces and fell to the ground, and the upper body that was dying and struggling let out a last unwilling roar, and together with the convulsive lower body, it turned into black dust.
Leaving behind a stinking pile of blood, disgusting salivation, and a silver coin lying quietly in salivation.
"The boss is mighty!"
Loki ran out from behind the rock wall, looking like he was sworn to follow the boss, and raised his arms and shouted for me.
If it weren't for the 'betrayal' a few minutes ago, I would have absolutely believed that he was my diehard.
The phoenix stared at the silver coin lying quietly in its coveted eyes, and struggled for a long time, but still did not muster up the determination to pick it up.
That slimy, translucent saliva pile is disgusting.
And when her eyes swept to Loki, a bad idea that seemed to her to be very brilliant came to her mind.
"Loki~"
Phoenix's voice was very gentle, as if calling for her sister who loved her brother to come home for dinner.
However, this voice sounded in Loki's ears, but it was like a ghost's smile, his body seemed to be rusty, crunching and turning, his face was shocked, but he still had to pretend to be an obedient, sensible, cheerful and optimistic student.
"Big, big, big sister, yes, what's your command?"
Phoenix smiled and pointed to the slimy pile, and said gently, "There's a silver coin there, you can help me take it out and clean it, okay?" ”
Rusty again, he crunched back, saw the slimy pile, retched, and almost didn't throw up.
"Big, big sister."
Loki's face was full of pleading, hoping to arouse the deep sympathy of the phoenix, even the size of a sesame seed, and give up the silver coin that lay quietly in a sticky pile like a nightmare.
Unfortunately, he still underestimated Phoenix's dedication to coins and materials.
She has her own stubborn insistence, she doesn't want anything given by others, but if it is the gold coins and materials obtained by fighting monsters herself, even if it is stuck in the crack of the cliff, she will find a way to dig it out.
If it weren't for Loki, she might have tricked little Lori Lily into helping her get the silver coins out.
But Loki was not far away, and although her face was full of reluctance and her movements were grinding, she had her own way.
A hand gently stroked Lily's light green hair, with a terrifying murderous aura in her gentle eyes, and her sweet smile also turned black in an instant, which made people shudder.
Loki almost scared the hell out of her.
Seeing that Lily was about to be 'ravaged', Loki gritted his teeth and was ruthless, and directly inserted his hand into the slimy saliva pile, and after several efforts, he finally took out the silver coin that was already slippery and greasy.
Before he could wipe off the greasy residue on the silver coin, Loki finally couldn't help his stomach tumbling violently, leaning against the wall, snorting and vomiting a large puddle of mess.
Because the scene is too much. Disgusted, Phoenix hurriedly turned around and didn't look at it, and at the same time brought Lily over.
They're okay, they hide farther away, and I'm out of luck.
The pungent smell almost choked me, and tears flowed from my cough.
Loki, who came slowly, saw me rubbing his eyes and tears of emotion, he choked up and shouted to me: "Boss, you are still good to me, knowing that it is not easy for me, I am sad and crying." ”
I pinched my nose and refuted the rumors with a crying voice: "Don't get me wrong, it's this smell, it's a little choking, and I'm in tears." ”
Then, I easily hacked the other two goblin warriors to death, and as for the last one, with the combined efforts of the Storm Guild, the only level 4 warrior personally cut off its huge head.
After there was no danger, I motioned for the three of them to come over.
The only level 4 warrior who was supposed to be the leader of the team, wiped his sweat, drank a bottle of recovery potion, and came up to shake my hand very programmatically, and thanked me for helping them.
I nodded, and when I saw the phoenix and them follow, I didn't say much, and walked towards the portal on the eighth floor.
Halfway through, he suddenly stopped and shouted at the eight people who were going to go deeper, "I advise you not to go any further." ”
"Why?"
The fourth-level warrior asked at me.
"There are three elite goblin warriors in it, and I suspect they have some conspiracy."
"Thank you for your kindness."
The fourth-level warrior politely thanked me, but I could hear that he didn't believe what I said at all, and even misinterpreted what I meant.
"Isn't it just a little bit better than me, and you can use this kind of words to humiliate people!"
The fourth-level warrior took a sip and ordered his subordinates: "Rest in place for twenty minutes, and then move on!" ”
In response, some people leaned against the wall to drink water, some people directly lay on the ground to rest, only the magician who had greeted me glanced at his leader with a little worry, and stopped talking.
On the way back, Lily kept following Phoenix's side, repeating worriedly, "Will Loki die?" Why does he stink so much? ”
Loki didn't answer little Lori, because he was in a terrible mood, and from time to time a salivating slippery and sticky touch and disgusting taste wafted through his mind.
Phoenix didn't answer her either, because she was silent.
Although she is not familiar with the world, she is not stupid.
I can clearly feel the tactful rejection and distrust in the other party's tone.
Why do they just refuse to believe what others say?
Phoenix asked me in a low voice.
"That's the ridiculous self-esteem of human beings."
I laughed and said, "They would rather trust their instincts than listen to other people's persuasion." ”
"But, they're going to die."
The plot of Our Lady of the Phoenix rises again.
This time, I was not moved by her sympathetic gaze, touched her little head, and said softly, "Even if I save them this time, they will still die." ”
"As long as they don't leave behind this ridiculous self-esteem one day, they will eventually pay the price, and this price may be their lives."
Although the voice is soft, the tone is very serious.
Phoenix has never seen me have such an attitude, and no longer coquettish, obediently parallel to me.
A pair of strange people behind him were very noisy, one thought that the other was about to die, and trembled with fear, while the other longed for himself to die immediately, and kept wiping his arms.
That atmosphere. . . It's just wonderful.
When I got out of the dungeon, I realized that the sky was dark, and several stars couldn't hold back the excitement in their hearts, jumped out, and flickered gently in the twilight that was still faint.
I took a deep breath to feel the smell of nature, but I faintly smelled a faint fishy smell.
Turning his head, Loki was still wiping his arm, the one coveted by the goblin warriors.
Little Lori Lily tugged at the corner of Phoenix's clothes nervously, and still repeated the same words: "Sister Phoenix, Loki stinks so much. Could he be dying? ”
Phoenix pinched Lily's little face and comforted, "Don't worry, it won't." ”
Lily looked at me with some concern.
I scratched my hair and said, "He just accidentally touched the dog's poop, just wash it later." ”
Loki seemed to want to defend himself, but I glared back.
After ordering dinner at the café, Barbara, the cat lady, sat down on the chair next to me very consciously, leaning on my shoulder like a cat, squinting her eyes, and provoking the phoenix sitting opposite me.
The phoenix stared at Barbara angrily, her fair cheeks bulging high, and her little feet under the table kicked me hard in the same place on my calf.
Although I still have a sunny smile on my face, my heart is crying.
Auntie, can't you just change positions and kick?
After a while, Loki rushed over.
The arm he was baptized on, after countless frantic scrubbings, finally had no odor, and he also rubbed off a large ball of mud.
Now he is simply refreshed.
However, when he rushed to the table, he seemed to notice a trace of discordant smell.
He glanced at Catwoman Barbara who was holding my arm and leaning on my shoulder, then at the phoenix who was sulking and raising her fist at Barbara, and finally at me who seemed to be smiling as if nothing had happened.
Shed a big drop of sweat.
He silently moved a chair and sat next to the little Lori Lily, looking at the innocent Lily who didn't understand anything, and sighed in his heart about what happened to me.
The hostess seemed to be in a very good mood after seeing Barbara's lovely smile, and specially gave us this dining table, and each of us gave a plate of fried sardines.
And give a piece of good beef shank to the little squeak outside the door.
But I am well aware of the sinister intentions of the proprietress .
Fried sardines are one of Barbara's favorite foods, and she certainly won't have enough to eat just one, and at this time, I will definitely carry out a gentleman's dedication and dedicate my sardine to our lovely Catwoman Barbara.
Not only did this please the beautiful woman, but it also won me the safety of the café for a short time - if I didn't give the fish to Barbara, then Barbara would definitely have a temper tantrum and show her unhappiness to a large extent, and once Barbara was unhappy, the proprietress would be unhappy, and the proprietress would be unhappy and would probably slap me out with a slap.
And what if I honestly offer the fish to Queen Barbara?
Presumably, the Phoenix, the queen, will be angry again.
And once the phoenix is angry, I will most likely be knocked down with a fist, and then dragged my feet and dragged my body back to the house, and punished me for kneeling on the washboard all night.
Maybe he will also let Xiao Qi be the overseer.
In this way, my prestige as a team leader will be instantly swept away.
And once I dedicate this fish to my beautiful Phoenix Queen.
The ending seems to be just as tragic.
Oh,mygod!
I let out a cry of sorrow in bird language.
I really didn't expect that I could feel the confusion and entanglement of Old Man Sha on a fish in two lives.