I'm Spider-Man, a New York City superhero.

I am a good neighbor to New Yorkers, a good role model for schoolchildren all over the world, I love to help others, I like to fight thieves and robbers, I prefer to help old ladies cross the street, and I have never been falsely accused.

Some time ago, I participated in an academic exchange group organized by the school and went to neighboring Pennsylvania. As a result, something big happened in New York, and the Clarion Daily sprayed me like crazy, saying that I was a coward and ran away without a fight, even though I was innocent.

The owner of the Daily Bugle is a complete miser, withholding my wages and spraying me, the recognized good neighbor of New Yorkers, Spider-Man.

I like to stand on the Empire State Building and look out over the city, a place that is inaccessible and cold, and I think it's a place for God to think about life.

A sanctuary of beauty, purity, tranquility.

Until I met that bastard, a mean, arrogant, and impudent guy who ruined it all, I had never seen anyone so brazen.

He told me that I was still too young.

……

"It's hot, it's hot."

With a hot dog in one hand, Spider-Man quickly climbed to the top of the Empire State Building. He loves it here, every time he travels as Spider-Man, whether it's excitement, loss, or hesitation, he will come here, quietly look into the distance, and his mind will always be miraculously calm. It's his holy place, few people come here, and he likes to save good things to a place where he feels good.

Like this hot dog.

The shop next to the Clarion Daily sells the most delicious hot dogs, and it is the most affordable and attentive place in New York.

"It's hot, it's hot!"

The hot dog is tossed from his left hand to his right hand and back to his left hand, and Spider-Man repeats his daily compulsory lessons, enjoying it.

Then he suddenly noticed that there was one more person on the edge of the building, and he was surprised. In addition to some of the regular visits or cleaning work organized by the school and staff, it was the first time he had seen a lone person running here.

He scratched his head and leaned over slowly, he felt that he should go over to say hello and share the experience of being cold in the heights, showing the friendliness of Spider-Man, a good citizen.

But what he saw made him collapse.

I saw this man standing on the edge of the top platform of the New York Building, proudly unbuttoning his trouser belt and releasing water downward.

The water column was firm and powerful, rushing forward with an indomitable momentum, crossing a beautiful arc and falling four hundred meters to the ground.

Spider-Man is crazy.

What holiness, what purity, what beauty, it's all bullshit, and at this moment they all go to see God.

If the world had a color, it would be gray.

Spider-Man was so angry that he was almost carried away by his anger, and he even thought of kicking this man down in the name of the whole pure land.

"You, you...... How dare you! "Spider-Man is so angry that he can't speak.

Donnie turned his head indifferently and saw a transvestite in a red bodysuit, and immediately understood who this person was, and knew in his heart.

The tense body gradually relaxed, and he thought that he had lured out the watchers in the shadows, and wanted to take advantage of his unpreparedness to his detriment.

"This is the Empire State Building, the famous Empire State Building in New York, the world-famous symbol of New York City! How dare you ......" Spider-Man shuddered and pointed at him, it was a dream-shattering despair.

"I know this is the Empire State Building."

Donnie was expressionless, looking this transvestite up and down, focusing on Spider-Man's emaciated figure, and finally smiled proudly as if he had suddenly realized, revealing a look of disdain: "What do you see, haven't you ever seen a cock as big as mine?" ”

Spider-Man is sluggish, almost crazy, deranged, and has a broken outlook.

"You, you...... Shameless! No one taught you not to be ...... like this."

"Open defecation?" Downey said, "Who rules can't be convenient in the Empire State Building? ”

"But no one has ever done this, no one has ever been so shameless......"

Donnie said contemptuously, "Because they are not as big as mine, they dare not meet people." ”

Spider-Man's body shook and he almost passed out, which was a blow to the myth. He couldn't believe that his holy place was so defiled, and most importantly, the blasphemer was still at ease with a picture of what he took for granted.

The water drifted all the way to the ground along the direction of the wind, causing some passers-by to surprise. Some people looked up at the sky and cursed, the weather forecast said that today is a sunny day, why is it raining?

"It's all weird Rose." Pedestrians cursed and rushed home to get umbrellas.

At this point, Ross cowered in the cell, shivering.

Donnie straightened his clothes and squinted into the distance. It is said that standing at the top of the Empire State Building in New York, you can see five other states.

As a symbol of New York City along with the Statue of Liberty, the Empire State Building is condescending, overlooking the city, with a view of the mountains and a vigorous design.

Spider-Man had calmed down and realized that the man in front of him was unusual.

How did he get up? The door to enter this rooftop is obviously locked, just look back.

"Brother, how did you get up? It's so tall here, and you're so short...... I mean, you're too short compared to this building, but you're a dwarf...... Although you are more than eight meters old, you are still a dwarf......" Spider-Man jumped over and asked curiously.

"And how did you get up?"

"I climbed up."

"What a coincidence, I climbed up too."

Downey earnestly told him that the building was very tall and that he could take the elevator to the upper floors because he had a high-level pass. Then he got out through a vent and climbed up a section of the wall.

Spider-Man's response was "", could it be that the Empire State Building was opened by your house, and you told me how you climbed up from the wall, so that you wouldn't be bitten by a spider and could climb the wall?

Nonsense, this man is by no means a good person.

"It's not that I don't believe you, it's too unbelievable, your ability to make up lies is half as thick as your cheeks to sweep the world...... Well, I just don't believe you......" Spider-Man babbles, questioning Donnie in the hope of getting an explanation or knocking him down and sending him to the police.

"Can you still go down?" Donnie asked suddenly.

The little spider was a little confused, and subconsciously replied: "Of course you can, it's very easy, I can climb up, of course I can jump down, anyway, you haven't told me the truth yet, you are too rude." ”

"Then you carry me off, I'm tired." Donnie waved his hand, extremely heroic, the tiger's body was shocked, and the domineering side leaked.

Spider-Man groaned, completely powerless to complain, and didn't even have the strength to hit people, how could there be such a brazen person in the world?

Not far from the Empire State Building, a small drone swaggers and flies, taking in everything.

Donnie found out early on, and he began to think that it was a detector released by an organization or institution, testing his reality and collecting intelligence, in order to capture or kill him in one fell swoop.

But he found that he guessed wrong, the drone was chasing the little spider, where the little spider went, where the plane flew, arrogant, disdainful of concealment.

In the distance, at the headquarters of the Clarion Daily, James, the owner of the newspaper, looked at the video with bright eyes, and laughed wildly.

Although the picture is silent, he has already made up all the dialogue in his mind, which is the most basic quality of a media person.

Spider-Man, you scumbag! Finally caught by Lao Tzu with a big handle!

"Parker! Parker! Peter parker! I have something important for you to do...... What about people? Is that bastard absent from work again, I'm going to deduct his salary! James shouted.

With a series of orders issued quickly, James, the big boss who was resolute and grumpy, summoned a large number of people, gave orders, and rarely wrote the manuscript himself, and he had already prepared the topic.

Spider-Man's Shock! A man who pees in the wind! 》