Chapter 729: How Stinky Is the Rotten Flesh Puppet?
Towards dusk, we who have been brushing the carrion puppets for a day, even our clothes are stained by the smell of the carrion puppets. Bayi Middle School?? Text (1)??. (viii)
Back in Moonlight City, Cagalli and the others didn't accompany me to the Elven Palace, but went straight home - washing clothes and bathing.
For them, the cleanliness and beauty on the outside are far more important than my fight in the arena.
Even Remy, who had always liked to sit on my shoulders, pinched her nose and retreated with the girls.
In the same place, only me and Zach, Billy and other male compatriots were left.
I shrugged my shoulders a little helplessly at Zack, who smiled helplessly.
Billy on the side urged me: "Hurry up, hurry up, I still have to watch the competition!" ”
"Huh?" I looked puzzled: "When did you kid become so interested in watching the competition?" ”
"Cut" Billy bared his teeth and said with a look of disdain: "Who looks at you, I'm looking at Goddess Emily." ”
"Oh~" I smiled evilly and looked at Godot: "Go see Goddess Emily~"
Billy hurriedly explained: "This, I'm also a normal man, it's a man's nature to like beautiful women." ”
Godot looked flat and said, "I understand. ”
Billy breathed a sigh of relief.
I got goosebumps all over my body.
A group of people came to the palace in a stinking manner, and if it weren't for the queen's order, the guards would definitely not let us in.
In fact, the Elven Empress is not easy, if she doesn't have any priorities, she will watch me and Emily fight almost every time, and this time is no exception.
But this time, I especially think that the Empress will not be easy.
Because the moment she met us, she almost rolled her eyes and was choked.
The Empress's guards almost detained us as assassins using poison gas, but fortunately the Empress relieved herself, but at the end, with embarrassment, she asked us: "You guys, have you fought with the carrion puppet?" ”
"Huh? The Empress also knows about the carrion puppet? ”
The moment I said this, I regretted it.
The Empress once introduced herself as a good adventurer before she sat on the throne.
However, although I asked a nonsense question, the Elven Empress still answered for me very generously: "I used to be an adventurer, and I also fought with carrion golems, this smell is unforgettable, but because I haven't smelled it again for too long, I suddenly smell it again today, and I am a little uncomfortable." ”
"Understand, understand," I smiled and said, "When I just brushed the carrion puppet today, I almost choked on this smell." ”
The Elven Empress reluctantly smiled.
Entering the arena, he stands face to face with Emily.
The distance is very close, I can't stand the smell of my body, Emily didn't even frown, she really deserves to be the first female warrior of Zephyr 6.
I couldn't help but admire in my heart.
Emily looked at me, I looked at her, I don't know why she looked at me, but I was waiting for her response, and before every battle, Emily would nod her head and salute me.
After staring at each other for a long time, Emily said, "You fought with the carrion golem?" ”
I nodded.
"Then I won't fight with you today," she said lightly, still expressionless.
"Why?" I was puzzled.
"The taste is too big, and it affects the wave."
Emily turned and walked out of the arena.
Seeing Emily give up on sparring with me, I felt a little lost in my heart, but soon, this loss was diluted by the ensuing lightness.
I've decided that I'm going to spend some time fighting on the carrion golem layer.
However, this idea was shattered when I returned home.
After an outcry from the girls such as Phoenix and Cagalli, the guild unanimously agreed to continue the battle against the demonized bats tomorrow.
A minute of silence for the demonized bat.
In the evening, when Barbara arrived home, the first thing she did was to cover her nose tightly and let out a painful wail: "It stinks!" ”
She is a cat people, and her five senses are different from ordinary people, and she has a strong reaction to the smell.
However, she is not the worst one - Florence is the worst of all!
He is a dog people, a cat people with a better sense of smell, and can even be said to be the best of the entire orc people.
Usually even the slightest smell could not escape her keen sense of smell, and when she opened the door, the stench in the living room that had not yet been dissipated was more terrible to her than the tsunami that rushed in her face.
Before she could speak, she had already fainted, but fortunately, she was supported by the proprietress standing aside.
The proprietress smelled the smell in the house and asked me, "Xiao Yi, have you brushed the carrion puppet?" ”
I nodded helplessly and scrubbed my clothes vigorously.
"Go, go to the toilet and wash it, don't pollute the air here!" Barbara waved her little fist and angrily drove us into the bathroom.
I don't know when Florence woke up, but I washed Zack's clothes, and I rushed him to care for Florence, who was swoon.
As Florentine, the main cook, was unwell, the others discussed what to eat for dinner today.
Barbara was the first to raise her hand and said, "Grilled fish!" ”
Cagalli smiled at her, slapped her little slap on the dining table, and ordered, "Then eat barbecue today!" ”
So, after I had just finished washing my clothes, I was paid to buy vegetables and meat for the barbecue.
It's normal for Remy to accompany me to buy barbecue vegetables and meat, but for the first time, Princess Anarita also took the initiative to ask me to buy vegetables and meat with me, which surprised me, and at the same time, I thought of one thing - could it be that as Taylor healed her old wounds, she had already regained her memory?
In order to verify this incident, I knocked her on the way to buy groceries, but unfortunately, Anarita still does not seem to have recovered all her memories, and now all she can remember is the memories of her childhood and girlhood.
Remy didn't seem to rule out Anarita, she would occasionally reach out and pat Anarita on the head, and then quickly retracted, pretending not to know anything to look at the scenery.
At this time, Anarita would also secretly reach out and gently slap Remy's ribs, stimulating her tickling flesh and making her giggle.
Along the way, they kept arguing like a pair of sisters, and I, without a doubt, played the role of their father.
After buying the barbecue and vegetables, we went back to the tree house, and as soon as we started to wear meat and vegetables, we heard a knock on the door.
Opening the door, Yang Jiao and the others stood at the door with embarrassed expressions.
I let them into the house and wondered, "Why did you come here at this time, is there something wrong?" ”
Yang Jiao scratched his head, a little embarrassed and said, "The clothes have just been washed, and the room is too smelly, so I don't have the heart to cook......"
Hey, it turned out to be the same situation as us.