Chapter 354: The Power of Oral Work
I don't know why, although Lu Xi was indeed taken aback by the sudden revelation of the snake demon general, there was neither a "tiger body shock" nor a "discoloration", he should have been mentally prepared. However, in any case, the scholar has been talking nonsense for a whole chapter with a succubus charming to the bone, and as a result, apart from being able to confirm that the "immortal" Asmodeus is indeed fanning the flames behind his back, he has not found any valuable information, and it is also possible that readers will complain about the trick and deceive the numbers.
Wanting to get a word from the mouth of an abyss lord-level demon general, the result was such a consequence, Lu Xi began to examine for the first time in his life whether he was occasionally too easily carried away.
Although he knew that the other party should have seen through him, Lu Xi still replied unwillingly: "I'm Agnes, sister, what are you talking about?" ”
"I have to say, your disguise is already quite clever. Whether it's the tone or the timbre, I can even learn what Agnes usually calls me. Literally, Sabina seemed to be praising Lu Xi, but her tone had already changed from an iceberg-like chill to an avalanche-like aura, if she was an ordinary person who was a little timid, I am afraid that the oppression contained in this voice alone would be heartbroken.
Lu Xi thought to himself, I want to go to a small P, call myself T, plus the leader is not called "sister", what else can I call it, is it because this world is still in the Middle Ages, and the information is not developed, this kind of common sense is called a secret in the eyes of ordinary people? But the key question: Will others have a subtle misunderstanding of my three views because of this?
"So, can I ask. Where the hell did I show my stuff? Lu Xi shrugged his shoulders and said lazily in a very casual tone.
"Agnes is a mischievous and lively girl, but I always do my orders as soon as I want, and never bargain. Besides, the nickname 'Asmodes' is what only those of us who are of the same rank as him would call it, and Agnes is a good girl who is humble and polite, and will never be so rude. ”
Well, this is the route of legendary memories? Although I can hear your fragrant and fragrant lilies from your intoxicated and nostalgic tone, it is absolutely impossible for me to feel sympathy and guilt for it!
"The nickname Asmodeus comes from the demon god who fell in the war of the gods. The name of the hundred-headed giant Asmo, right? I did hear that guy say it. He didn't like this nickname very much, it seems to be a certain ridicule and even insult. Except for you Abyss Lords and Demon Generals of his rank, only our enemies will call him that. Oops, it turned out to be exposed here. Lu Xi patted his head helplessly. said that if you go to fool people next time, you will definitely pay attention to these details.
The snake demon general's voice suddenly became sharper: "Don't make such a lewd voice with Agnes's lovely and touching voice. This is nothing short of blasphemy! I swear to the Holy See of Ramhid. No matter where you flee, I'm sure I'll find you! I'm going to pull out that disgusting tongue of yours for you to swallow yourself, and I'm going to nail your body and soul into the hottest waves of lava in the endless abyss. Let you wail there for 10,000 years! ”
Lu Xi then remembered that he had forgotten to disarm the magic, and he was still talking in the voice of Miss Succubus just now, so he stuck out his tongue and immediately lifted the "clever tongue technique". He made a gesture to his companions, pointed to the half-hidden door, and saw that Glisa, Angie, and Cady had drawn their swords and guarded the door, and Miss Lori also chanted a spell to release her fierce beast friends, so he nodded, and said in an impatient tone while picking his nose with lewd movements: "Okay, okay, your threat sounds really terrifying, but it's a pity that it's not creative enough so it must be badly reviewed." Also, I'm sorry to kill your good friend...... Uh, no, this title seems to be suspicious of human attack, after all, you sound like true love, so let's call it a good Ji You. All in all, it is not my wish to let a beautiful and lovely, child-faced and big-breasted girl be separated from her body, but this has become an unavoidable objective fact. I hope you will be able to calmly accept reality. It is important to understand that countering violence with violence is not the solution to the problem, but resolving the conflict is the right way. Please do not applaud for revenge, or your atrocities will be just as legitimate. You also have to know that in our world, generally your little P dies, the first thing is that Little T's will come out to apologize to P's family, and then the people around will overwhelmingly condemn Little T's poor protection and poor care, which will cause such a tragedy. Then for a month or two at most, Xiao T will kill himself under the pressure of public opinion to thank the world. So, Lord Sabina, why don't you die once? ”
After the tirade, Lu Xi was very satisfied to see the dumbfounded friends in the room, and of course he was even more satisfied with the silence behind the crystal. When the snake demon general was silent, the terrifying sense of oppression that was like a cold ice storm before was certainly gone.
See? That's the power of oral work. At that moment, he felt like a saint.
"Of course, if you're not willing to die last time, I have something else to choose from. I will sew up Miss Agnes's body to make sure it is as lifelike as it was when I was alive, and then seal her with ice magic to ensure that it will not decay for a thousand years. If you are not satisfied, I am willing to help you pay a part of the funeral money, and kindly sponsor a coffin, whether it is crystal or gold. What do you think? Isn't that enough of a representation of my sincerity in resolving hatred? ”
Lu Xi naturally didn't get a response from the other party, and he soon heard a piercing cracking sound from the crystal side. If I'm not mistaken, it should be another communication crystal that was shattered by the enraged wrist of the snake demon general.
"It's really worthy of the 'Thousand Wrists' magic sword!" Lu Xi sighed with emotion.
The indescribable silence continued in the room, and the awkward and eerie atmosphere full of absurd farce lingered in everyone's hearts, and the tension of being surrounded by strong enemies and isolated naturally dissipated. After a long while, Miss Witch finally squeezed out an expression on her face that didn't know whether it was a smile or a twitch: "By the way, you just said a lot of inexplicable nonsense upside down, just to provoke her?" ”
"No, I just wanted to find someone to talk to and disgust her by the way. You know, being able to legally use words to tease a legendary big devil is an experience that all mouth cannon experts dream of. ”
"But what's the point?"
"Meaning? Tsk, Miss Rosalie, you're still too young, too simple! People live for a lifetime, there is not so much meaning to find, many times it is just to live happily. Of course, it wouldn't be right to say that it didn't make sense at all, at least I not only managed to make an Abyss Lord-level Great Demon go on a thunderous scale, but I also managed to delay the time. It's a pity that I can't see her expression up close, which really makes me feel a lot of regret. ”
"Hey, but what's in it for you to provoke her like that? She really wants to dig your skin and cramp you. ”
"You think that if I don't provoke her, she will be merciful to us? With the reputation of hatred between me and the demon camp, I can't please any Abyss Lord, not to mention that there is a shadow of the immortal 'Belkiel' behind this, and that guy and I are the legendary immortal rivals...... Tsk, sure enough, such an unbeautiful old enemy still can't accept it at all. Lu Xi covered his head and shook his self-loathing frantically for five or six seconds, and then said, "Okay, anyway, we're already exposed now." I believe that since the demon general even has such high-end black technology as walkie-talkies, he definitely has a way to notify the group of enthusiastic people outside. We can't die until our unreliable big ally arrives, everyone! ”
Before Lu Xi's words fell, there was a shrill commotion outside the door, followed by the sound of sparse footsteps, which was the time when the large group of people arrived. At this time, the two abyss knights who had been guarding the door had already rushed in with weapons, and when they saw the scene in the house, they were only slightly stunned, and then rushed towards everyone with a roar of charge.
"Phew!" "Phew!" The female swordsman leapt forward, and the strange-shaped two-headed sword held the Abyss Knight's battle axe and great sword. She was nearly a head shorter than the two tall and burly demon knights, and the other was covered in thick ebonstone plate armor, which looked even more powerful and fierce, and her weight was probably only the same as that of the enemy. According to common sense, this time, Glisa should be knocked away by the other party's fierce force, and even if she is not dead, she will be half disabled.
But the truth is the opposite. I don't know where the power came from, Glisa lowered her body slightly, and the left foot that stepped on the back suddenly exerted force, leaving a deep crack in the ground, and forcefully knocked the two abyss knights back, staggering and almost unable to stand.
"Roar!" The silver wolf chose the perfect moment to pounce and pounce on one of the Abyssal Knights. His partner, the big bear that was as big as a rhinoceros, also rushed forward, turned and aimed his fat chrysanthemum at the other's head and face, and then sat down with all his might......
"Click!"
(System: Your teammate Rosalie's summoned beast Teddy kills an Abyss Knight and rewards 320 experience.) )
This guy is really embarrassed to die, but isn't this experience point a little less...... Well, I see, because Teddy is my teammate's teammate, so it's only a quarter, right? It's eating kickbacks, right? It's definitely eating kickbacks, right?
On the other hand, the throat of another Abyss Knight was also torn open by Lady Grissa's sword.
(System: Your teammate Gritsa kills an Abyss Knight and rewards 635 experience.) )
"Close the door!" Lu Xi gave instructions to Kadi and Anji at the door. He drew his sword in one hand, and the other hand was still the black rose that hadn't been released. The moment the door slowly closed, he waved his hand and fired out all four bullets that had just been loaded. (To be continued......)