"Last night, Lord Duke's house had a super party. The head of the Dior brand, the pirate Galliano, personally led the supermodel to participate, during which Galliano had a very happy conversation with the Duke. But... The highlight of last night was...... Taylor Swift openly invites Snoopy to socialize. However, the Duke did not give a clear answer, and then another Duchess girl, Scarlett Johansson, also appeared on the scene. The strange thing is that the two dukes did not fight, but had a good conversation, they drank 23 beers together, and they were so drunk that the duke cleaned up until half past two in the morning before returning to sleep on the sofa in the living room! ”

"The Duke is far more gentlemanly than we thought! He didn't do anything to take advantage of the danger. ”

The next day, Dugg sat on the couch and watched an MTV feature. His expression was rather speechless.

He didn't expect last night's party to be filmed by reporters, and even Taylor Swift and Scarlett drank multiple glasses of wine.

Is there any secret to this?

Fortunately, there was no drastic action last night, and Scarlett didn't wear his night cat sexy suit, otherwise wouldn't it be a big trouble? I'm afraid that my evaluation is not a gentleman's demeanor, but...

Du Ge didn't dare to imagine it, he turned to Lin Weiwei next to him and said, "Your dumplings are getting better and better." ”

Lin Weiwei glanced at him angrily.

She's been shuttling through draft camps with her new signings lately, and she arrived in New York last night. When she saw the overwhelming coverage of the major media in the morning, she hurriedly pushed all the work to Edward, and then rushed to the house in a hurry.

When she saw Duge lying on the sofa and falling asleep in embarrassment, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Then I went to the kitchen and made breakfast.

Next, he woke Snoopy up. Then, turn on the TV and let him see... What the hell did he do last night?

Dugg reached out and changed the table.

"Last night... The world of fashion and sports held a party at Duke Snoopy's house, and the pirate Lord Galliano himself appeared. In the morning, we interviewed him at the rehearsal of the Dior show. ”

"Models need this moment of relaxation, which makes them look better. And the biggest reason I'm there is because I want Snoopy to be at my fashion week. He is a natural model, he has the perfect sense of fashion, and with his body shape, he can get everything he wants from the supermodel world whenever he wants. ”

As always, Galliano praised Duge, and since the last episode of his show with Wintour, everyone knew that the Duke, who straddled the entertainment and sports worlds, had become the new favorite of the Pirate Lord.

Then reporters began to ask him about the new surprises that would come to him at this press conference.

For the fashion industry, they are more concerned about the latest designs of the Pirate Lord.

"Look at ESPN."

Lin Weiwei on the side reminded: "The Knicks have now become the target of public criticism, and your best rookie is very likely to be lost!" ”

“…… Last night, the long-dormant New York Trouble Team made shocking news again, and all the players gathered at Snoopy's house, and they invited Dior supermodels, as well as Taylor Swift and Scarlett Johansson, and the picture was unbearable. For example, in this one, when Zach Randolph jumps the blonde on his shoulders and into the pool, it's hard to believe that he hasn't even dunked as much this season as Nate Robinson. ”

"And this one, what is Milicic doing? Was he trying to find some facial cleanser from the female model's chest? ”

"Look at Quentin Richardson, who was bowled all the way under the crotches of the female models by Eddie Curry and Zach Randolph. His ability to read the contest is definitely not as strong as the energy to read the color of the female model's panties! ”

"Oh, and this. Italian Gallinari, isn't he the most honest kid in the mouths of New York fans? He was having a drink with a Mexican girl. Don't forget your Sicilian traditions, man, your mafia is at odds with the Mexicans! ”

"David Lee is also bad at learning. He actually carried the redhead on his shoulders to collide with Jeffries? If he had that kind of energy, he should focus on the court fighting for offensive rebounds. Take a look at your defensive efficiency! ”

"Oh, and there's. Nate Robinson. As the shortest person on the scene, he actually picked the tallest female companion. Man, you really don't have any self-knowledge......"

“……”

ESPN's McBrin had a look of deep disgust: "The Knicks' locker room is completely polluted, and they're hopeless." Even Snoopy, a top student at the Anderson School of Business, has begun to join them, and I can't imagine their future. ”

"Uh... As professionals, they did not do it right. But... Why did I suddenly want to join the Knicks after watching these images? Reggie Miller said leisurely beside him.

In fact, there are not a few NBA players in front of the TV who think the same way: Knicks players are too good at playing. It's cool to have a core player in the entertainment industry and fashion circle!

Beep!

Dugg changed the channel, the TNT channel, and they were also ruthlessly criticizing. Kenny Smith even described it as 'outrageous': "They only have six regular season games left, and they are currently one win behind the Chicago Bulls." Looking at the schedules of both teams, the Chicagoans are clearly more relaxed. And, through these games, Derrick Rose's average data per game has been infinitely close to 19+8. He and his team are on the verge of a double harvest. ”

"And Nicks and Snoopy, they're going straight to hell."

Kenny Smith is extremely critical of the Knicks' professional attitude.

At this moment, Duge's mobile phone rang. It was Isaiah Thomas who called, and his tone was extremely serious, and he told Dug to arrive at the training gym immediately.

Dugg realized that something was wrong.

He hurriedly got up and left with his training bag.

Before going out, I didn't forget to remind Lin Weiwei: "If the two people above wake up, don't let them fight, there must be reporters in ambush outside." ”

Lin Weiwei rolled her eyes angrily and muttered: "I'll drive them away when I wake up, and by the way, change the lock and raise a vicious dog!" ”

……

"See?"

Donnie Walsh was furious on the training ground, and he spilled more than a dozen newspapers in his hand in front of the players: "This is what you did last night, you once again made the Knicks a disgrace to the whole of New York City!" ”

"Snoopy. Is that what you're trying to do to make the playoffs? ”

Donnie Walsh set his sights on Dug.

Dugg didn't speak.

"Everyone is punished for violating the curfew and fined $2,000 each. And you, Snoopy. You will be fined 10,000. And, I hope to receive your formal apology before the end of this afternoon's training! ”

Donnie Walsh's governing philosophy is very demanding.

"I will make a written apology to the club for this and I accept the decision to impose a fine. However, I would like to explain three things. First, we asked the general manager for leave last night and made an explanation. Second, we didn't break the curfew, last night was a break, and we strictly controlled alcohol intake. Thirdly, I made the mistake alone, and I am willing to pay the fine for all the players. ”

Dugg looked calmly at Donnie Walsh.

Donnie Walsh also looked sideways at Dugg, who stood up.

Isaiah Thomas on the side couldn't help but secretly sweat, he thought that it was very unwise for Snoopy to stand up as a hero at this time, this was against Donny Walsh. Moreover, if you come out single-handedly and carry it hard, isn't this self-defeating?

"No, it was my idea. Snoopy didn't know that I was the most important executor. I'm willing to take responsibility for this! Stephen Marbury was the first to step up.

Then, too, Zach Randolph walked up to Donnie Walsh, and he came like a Tarzan: "Listen, Donnie. It wasn't a violation of discipline at all, we just had a friendly camaraderie with a bunch of female models, we drank fruit beer, we went with the intention of making friends, and we didn't even have condoms. Moreover, Snoopy just looked glamorous, and he simply didn't have enough money to pay the fine. So, if you have to do something about it, take it from my salary. ”

"No, I should be detained. I've never played a game anyway, and my money is relatively easy. Eddie Curry told the truth. But it made Isaiah Thomas on the side extremely embarrassed...... Because Eddie Curry's contract was given by him.

"Donnie, be honest. Why should you care what the dog-fed media say? Have they sprayed less feces over the years? Now that we finally have some signs of unity, why continue to be disturbed by them? Jeffries also said a little angrily.

Over the past few years, the Knicks have received a lot of unpopular treatment in the media, which has made the players extremely unhappy.

Therefore, when Jeffries said this hateful remark, he immediately got the approval of the Knicks players. Everyone stood together, regardless of camp.

At this time, Quentin Richardson even came up with the surprising remark: "I think instead of punishing us, you should reward us." ”

Big Q's justification made Donnie Walsh laugh angrily: "Are you still going to ask the club to reimburse you for last night's expenses?" ”

He was about to go crazy when a voice came from behind him: "Of course there is no problem with reimbursement of expenses." ”

Donnie Walsh turned his head, and James Dolan was striding in: "I watched the whole video on the TMZ website, and I don't think you guys made any unforgivable mistakes at all. Young people, proper entertainment and relaxation are acceptable. Of course... Zach Randolph puts his hand in someone's groin, Milicic licks someone's earlobe, Quentin Richardson pretends to pull someone's pants...... These actions are very bad demonstrations. ”

Just now, James Dolan wore glasses and carefully observed every detail, and he carefully and meticulously dropped half a bottle of eye drops.

"Now, the choice is up to you. If you grab the last six games and make it to the playoffs. So... It will turn into a harmless episode, and the invective and ridicule will go away, and I'll reimburse you for all of your expenses last night, including the wooden fence that Eddy Curry crushed. But if you guys don't make the playoffs, then... Verbal abuse and ridicule will be implemented. Also, Donnie Walsh's punishment will continue to be enforced. ”

James smiled slightly, and he looked at Duge: "Mr. Gentleman, what do you think of this solution?" ”

"Good." Dugg nodded.

His teammates behind him agreed.

It's just that Donnie Walsh can't understand it.

He walked into James Dolan's office with a puzzled expression: "Why indulge these bad guys?" Don't you know what kind of virtues Zach Randolph are? If you don't punish them today, tomorrow they will dare to bring the call girl into the locker room... They're definitely the kind of bastards who dare to shove a cigar into a woman's ass and smoke! ”

"Zach: They're real assholes. But didn't you notice an important thing? Now, everyone in the team has bypassed the jurisdiction of Thomas and D'Antoni and is directly united by Snoopy. Snoopy isn't a jerk, he's a gentleman! James Dolan emphasized: "We have to believe in the power of a gentleman!" ”

"Gentleman? Do you think his power could get us to the playoffs? Donnie Walsh thinks it's extremely difficult: "Didn't you look at our schedule? Our next six opponents are... Miami Heat, Indiana Pacers, Los Angeles Lakers, Orlando Magic, Atlanta Hawks, and most direct rivals, the Chicago Bulls. All opponents are at playoff level, and the Chicago Bulls have at least three opponents in the lottery zone. The advantage is not on our side! ”

"You're right, but I always felt like Snoopy could do something." James Dolan said quietly: "He won't let the Knicks die in humiliation." ”

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[Thanks to "Long Xuan", "Ai Bo", and "Lonely Around the Bed" for their tips.] Today I pushed myself to see if I could make four changes. 】

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