"I'm just eating a banana, what's your expression?"

Ye Chuxue saw Li Chen's strange expression, so she kicked him with her foot.

Li Chen sneered: "It's okay, it's okay." The way you eat bananas, it's sexy! ”

Ye Chuxue rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Cut, it's definitely not a good thing!" ”

"By the way, next month's midterm exam is very important, you can't skip class anymore."

Li Chen thought that he had nothing to do recently, so he nodded and agreed.

"Okay, little Xue'er, you have to take it easy. Don't let me overtake you! ”

Ye Chuxue glanced at Li Chen and said, "Cut, you are a scumbag, skipping class every day, and you still want to surpass me, are you dreaming?" ”

Li Chen took a sip of orange juice, raised his eyebrows, looked at Ye Chuxue and asked, "Xiao Xue'er, don't say it so absolutely." Why don't we take a gamble? ”

Ye Chuxue straightened her small chest, pouted and said, "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom?" Say, what to bet on? ”

Li Chen thought for a while, raised a finger, and said, "Just bet on a request, the losing side agrees to the other party unconditionally, what do you think?" ”

Ye Chuxue saw Li Chen's evil smile on his face, and had an ominous premonition.

However, she has absolute confidence in her academic performance, so she doesn't pay attention to it.

"Okay, just wait and cry!"

After eating the buffet, Ye Chuxue rubbed her flat lower abdomen, pouted and said, "Hmph, it's all your fault, it's time to be fat again!" ”

Li Chen was speechless, looked at Ye Chuxue's lower abdomen, and asked, "Xiao Xue'er, where are you fat?" ”

"If I say fat, I'm fat!"

Ye Chuxue's face was arrogant and willful.

Li Chen hurriedly disarmed and surrendered, saying, "Okay, okay, okay." If you say fat, you're fat! ”

"Smack!"

Before Li Chen's words landed, Ye Chuxue slapped the table hard, pouting and saying very aggrieved.

"Li Chen, what do you mean by this, don't you dislike me?"

Li Chen embarrassed: "......"

"Xiao Xue'er, where are we going?"

Ye Chuxue thought for a while and said, "The school is an activity class in the afternoon, if you don't go back, you can go shopping with me!" ”

Li Chen nodded and said, "Okay!" ”

However, as soon as they went out, they heard a shouting and scolding.

Li Chen looked sideways and saw a middle-aged man with a general's belly and a loose suit, pointing to his Mercedes-Benz car, spitting and scolding at the ragged grandmother and her granddaughter, who was only five or six years old.

"You old immortal thing, you can't look at the dots when you walk, look at the good things your granddaughter did, and she spoiled my car!"

The grandmother apologized vigorously, but the middle-aged nouveau riche was still unrelenting, and she had to pay 20,000 yuan for the car repair fee.

Hearing that the other party opened his mouth and asked for 20,000 yuan, the old grandmother was so frightened that she knelt down for him.

"This boss, my granddaughter had meningitis when she was a child, a little dementia, she didn't mean to spend your car, please adults have a lot, don't be like her!"

As she spoke, she took out a broken handkerchief with her thin hand and carefully disassembled it.

There are one for fifty yuan, two for ten yuan, and five or six for one yuan.

He pulled out two one-dollar tickets, and handed over the rest of the money tremblingly.

"I left two yuan for my granddaughter to buy steamed buns, and the rest of the money is here."

However, the middle-aged man didn't even look at it, and directly knocked all the more than 70 yuan handed over by the old grandmother to the ground.

"You old immortal thing, Lao Tzu has to pay tens of thousands of dollars for car repairs alone. Your dozens of dollars are not even enough for me to step on the gas! ”

The grandmother had no choice but to hug her granddaughter and wipe her tears with her skinny hands.

Ye Chuxue couldn't stand it anymore, so she stepped forward to help the old grandmother up.

"Your car should have car insurance, just a little scratch, go to the 4S shop for maintenance, it doesn't cost a few dollars, why be so difficult for grandma?"

The middle-aged man saw that Ye Chuxue had a beautiful face, just like the fairy daughter in the sky, and his eyes lit up in shock.

He swallowed his saliva vigorously and said: "My car is the latest Mercedes-Benz, I bought it for more than one million, and I can't repair a car without 50,000 yuan." I only asked her for 20,000 yuan, and I already saw that she was very pitiful! ”

Ye Chuxue said: "But grandma, she has no money!" ”

The middle-aged man stared at Ye Chuxue with two eyes, and said lewdly: "She has no money, you can pay for her!" ”

Ye Chuxue shook her head and said, "Me didn't either!" ”

The middle-aged man licked his lips and said, "This is easy to say, as long as you accompany me for one night, the 20,000 yuan will be counted, what do you think?" ”

However, before his words could land, Li Chen walked straight over, pointed at his nose, and shouted, "Give you a chance, kneel down, and apologize!" ”

When the middle-aged man saw a high school student, he dared to kneel down and apologize, and he couldn't help but be furious.

"Oh, boy, you're pretty crossy, do you know who I am, and you dare to let me kneel?"

Li Chen sneered: "I don't care who you are, I'll count three times, if you don't kneel down and apologize, I won't be able to stand up in your life!" ”

"Hehe, you kid who doesn't have any hair, who are you scaring about? When you and I were in the society, you were still peeing and mud! ”

The middle-aged man leaned on the Mercedes Benz with a look of disdain.

Li Chen looked at him with a smile and said, "Don't regret it!" ”

"Whoever regrets it is a son of a bitch, if you don't pay me 20,000 yuan today, none of you want to leave!"

As he spoke, the middle-aged man took out his mobile phone and prepared to call someone over.

Li Chen's pupils shrank, and the essence in them flickered, and he spit out two words at the blue sky and white clouds.

"Thunder!"

The middle-aged man who was on the phone heard Li Chen shouting "Thunder", so he sneered, pointed to the clear sky, and said: "You kid is stupid to read, what an SB, this is obviously a sunny day, how can there be thunder ......"

Before he could fully say the word "thunder", he only heard a loud bang. The white clouds cracked, and the thunder and lightning, like a dragon and a snake, slashed straight down.

"Click!"

"Thunderbolt!"

The middle-aged man was hit by lightning in the air, and the split was scorched inside and tender outside, his hair stood up, and his whole body was scorched black. In his open mouth, he also spit out a puff of white smoke.

Seeing such an incredible scene, everyone present was stunned.

"Wow, with a wave of your hand, it will be the descending of the divine thunder, this can't be a movie, right?"

A physics student pushed his gold-wire glasses and gave a seemingly very reasonable explanation.

"This seems to be ball lightning, a very rare natural phenomenon!"

Hearing the explanation of the man with glasses, the onlookers present nodded in disbelief.

In any case, ball lightning is still a natural phenomenon and falls into the category that they can accept.

If someone waved his hand and summoned the thunderbolt, this would simply subvert their perception of the whole world, and it would be impossible to accept it at all.

Someone called the police, and after a while, police cars and ambulances all rushed over.

The police officer made a record of Li Chen on the spot and asked about the specific situation.

Li Chen said with an innocent face: "Officer, I didn't touch him at all, everyone can prove this." It's because he has done too many bad things himself, and he has been punished by God, and it has nothing to do with me. ”

"How do you say that, pretending to be struck by lightning. He's been pretending to be here all the time, and he's been struck by lightning, isn't it a normal thing? ”

The police officer was stunned by Li Chen's bluffing, and he asked two onlookers on the spot to make sure that what Li Chen said was right. Treat this lightning incident as an accident.

Others believed Li Chen's nonsense, but Ye Chuxue didn't believe a word.

She pulled Li Chen's arm, and when she saw that no one was paying attention to them left and right, she lowered her voice and asked with a puzzled face: "How did you do it, wave your hand, and you summoned Thunder?" ”

Li Chen raised his eyebrows proudly and said, "What, do you want to learn?" ”

Ye Chuxue nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking rice, and said, "Well, if you want to learn, you can teach me!" ”

Li Chen pretended to smile mysteriously, and said leisurely: "If you want to learn well, sleep with the master first!" ”

"Slut, don't think about this if you don't chase me down...... Meddlesome! ”

When she said the word "good thing", her little face couldn't help blushing.

Li Chen asked, "What's the good thing?" ”

Ye Chuxue saw that Li Chen was asking knowingly, so she asked with apricot eyes: "Slut, what are you thinking about all day long, so dirty!" ”

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "I've been thinking about you all day!" ”

Ye Chuxue saw that she couldn't say anything about Li Chen, so she clenched her fists.

"You slut, you have to force me to do it, so that it can seem that Miss Ben is both civil and military, right?"

"Slut, don't run!"

Ye Chuxue clenched her fists and went to chase after Li Chen.

Li Chen ran and ran, suddenly turned around, and directly picked her up.

Ye Chuxue was still a little shy at first, but she struggled a few times, and saw that she couldn't break free, just like a docile cat, she obediently lay in Li Chen's arms.

On the other side of the street, there was a young couple who saw this scene.

The girl pointed to Li Chen and Ye Chuxue, and said to her boyfriend: "It's so romantic, I want the princess to hug me too!" ”

The boy glanced at his girlfriend's nearly 180 pounds of tonnage, pushed his glasses, and said very sadly: "People call it sexy, you have a sense of humor, and the concubine can't hold it!" (Note 1)

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Note 1: Criteria for choosing a girlfriend: 80 pounds for girls is skinny, 90 pounds is sexy, 120 pounds is fleshy, and 180 pounds is ...... Sense of humor!