0579: [I'm going to divorce your dad]
55 points of double twenty super triple-double!
Derrick Rose led the team to four consecutive wins after being injured!
Beat the Orlando Magic at home to No. 1 in the East!!
A series of super-powerful performances after Dugg's All-Star Game made Chicago fans feel like they were in a dreamland, and many people are even wondering now: We actually traded Tyro Thomas's for Snoopy? Are we crazy, or are the Knicks crazy?
Even Stan Van Gundy knew the answer.
"Snoopy has elevated Chicago's overall strength, and he's bringing a whole new energy to the Bulls. I think you owe a debt of gratitude to New Yorkers. Stan Van Gundy was asked by a Chicago reporter after the game: "It's like you buy a $50 sale with a counterfeit $100 bill, and the careless salesperson gives you $150." ”
It was a subtle metaphor that earned him applause and laughter at the press conference. Such an answer always fills the hearts of Chicagoans.
But...... Even Stan Van Gundy made Chicagoans happy with a well-liked metaphor. But it still did not escape the questioning of ESPN reporters. "What do you think of this failure? Are you worried that the Chicago Bulls will meet you in the first round? After all, from a technical and tactical point of view, Snoopy's interior players completely restrained Dwight Howard and the semi-circle system you created. ”
Forehead....
Stan Van Gundy's brow furrowed at this sharp question, and he muttered for a few seconds before he spoke, "I don't think Dwight Howard was restrained. Every superstar has moments when they're out of form, and I don't think Snoopy has found the key to keeping the Magic at bay. As for the opponents in the first round of the playoffs, we don't have any plans or expectations at the moment. ”
Van Gundy's answer was modest and official.
Meanwhile, the Duke had already returned home with victory. Many of the furniture in the house has been remodeled, and the portrait of Jesus on the wall has also been changed to enter and exit peace, and the oil painting depicting Notre Dame Cathedral has become Guan Erye!
It's very Oriental!
Du's mother quickly brought a bowl of black chicken soup, and then she began to sit down and chat with her son.
Although Daphne has left to go to work. But she found new friends and said, "I decided to stay in the U.S. for the rest of my life, I love the community and the warm and helpful ...... of the housewives."
Yes, Madame Du, who has been here for less than three days, has become a well-known figure in the Rhine Dao community, and this afternoon she mobilized many of her neighbors to help her arrange her furniture.
"Hey, you know what? The people here are interesting. Itinouel is a very beautiful and sexy real estate agent who loves to tell funny jokes. And also...... Gabriel, she used to be a well-known model. Now her husband is a well-known oil merchant in Chicago, and her diamond ring is worth more than $1 million. Oh...... And Ms. Brie, she's a strong woman with a lot of aura, she always arranges work with ease, and it's really wonderful to have her command for this afternoon's move......"
Mrs. Du watched her son drink soup while talking about her new friends today. She seemed to be full of yearning for life in the affluent area of the United States, and she said that she would live here for a long time in the future.
This made Snoopy inexplicably worried.
His father, a well-known Chinese real estate businessman, was even more worried, and he was also asked to stay here for at least a month before returning to China...... Because Mrs. Du needs a while to transition, she needs someone to accompany her to the neighbors' parties.
To be honest, this kind of social activity made Mr. Du, who is very poor in English, feel very sad. He didn't even know what those beautiful and sexy housewives were saying to him.
So, he asked his son.
And Snoopy gave him a good trick: if someone looks at you with a smile on their face, you smile and nod your head and pronounce it through your nose: Uh-huh!
If the tone of the other person is exaggerated, you answer: Aha!
This made Lao Du quite useful.
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The fact that his parents stayed didn't stop Snoopy, and on the third night of the defeat of the Orlando Magic, he led the team to take out the Milwaukee Bucks, who finished sixth in the East...... Among them, he teamed up with Joakim Noah to cut down 36 rebounds and 6 blocks. Of those, Noah's 24 broke career records, while Snoopy's five blocks overshadowed the Milwaukee.
Tom Thibodeau's prowess brought a smile on Tom Thibodeau's face, and he couldn't resist giving a post-match interview to reporters, saying, "That's the format we wanted." Snoopy dominates the defense and controls the offense. He can do anything!"
He gave it a very high rating.
"Actually, I think Snoopy can get a triple-double every night if he wants to. He's so versatile, I think he's the most versatile player I've ever seen. ”
Tom Thibodeau even said frankly when talking about the team's fast-paced attacking play: "Snoopy's arrival has enriched our offensive tactics. ”
Look...... The generals are happy with each other.
Tom Thibodeau also sent a message after the game to invite Snoopy to dinner, and he wanted to discuss the team's tactical issues and thoughts on the playoffs...... The most important thing is the playoffs.
He hopes that the team can keep winning properly and enter the playoffs in eighth place in the East. Because among the three teams of Celtics/Cavaliers and Magic, the Magic team is relatively the best to play and has the most benefits! After all, this is the Black Eight!
The Bostonians and Clevelands both look very difficult to deal with, they have already been eyeing each other, and the second-placed Celtics are even clamoring for a playoff sweep of seventh place in the East!! And actually... The next game is against Boston. The next game is against the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Snoopy received the message and was about to reply with an OK when he received a call from Mrs. Du. Du's mother was angry on the phone, and she yelled at Snoopy: "Can you tell me where is the fastest divorce in the United States, I want your father, who has no conscience and no integrity, to break ...... righteousness"
This made the Duke's scalp tingle instantly, and it was completely shocking at the level of an earthquake.
He had absolutely no idea what was going on.
He could only quickly pack his bags and quickly drive home without even taking a shower to solve this sudden family crisis.
When he arrived at home, Mr. Du was sitting on the sofa with an embarrassed face, while Mrs. Du was full of anger and looked at the stunned real estate agent with a serious expression.
"Say, what's going on!! How did you hook up with that vixen?? ”
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