Larry Capel actually doesn't like to patrol with Billy Gilbert at all, even though they're both New York Knicks fans. The two fell into a binge when they parked their car next to 18th Avenue in Queens and listened on the radio to the Knicks' home game against the Atlanta Hawks, and they rocked together in a police car.

Then Gilbert began his habitual boasting again.

"Listen, Larry. I'm not shy about telling you that if I hadn't injured my knee on the day of ninth grade, I would have been the leading forward for the New York Knicks. I even finished fifth in the forward group in the '98 National High School Rankings. Phoenix Suns' ace forward Amarestadmeier was just my backup at that time, understand? ”

"Understood!" Larry Capel nodded repeatedly, and he could even say Gilbert's next lines, as he had said more than once in public: "At that time, Stoudemire even got a chance to play by helping you lift your shoes, and even his defense was taught to him by you." Is that right? However, his defense is really not very good! ”

"Hey, man. Are you demolishing the stage? For the Duke Lord's sake, I'm not going to stuff you in the trunk, but... Don't you think Amare and Snoopy are a perfect match? He would definitely be a more suitable striker for the Duke than Zach Randolph. We should swap with the Phoenix people...... It's good for everyone. Can I assure you that as soon as Stoudemire is in New York, I'll have a way to get his contact information and let you have dinner with him, how about that? ”

Gilbert always boasted about his relationship with Stoudemire, but he didn't even have Stoudemire's phone number. And, he sent more than a hundred messages to Stoudemire's Twitter in a row, but did not get any reply.

Capel stretched, and honestly, these clichés bothered him: "Sorry, Bill. I really have no interest in Stoudemire. If you do make the deal, I'd like to see Snoopy, I'll let him know...... OK, you're our answer in New York, not everyone wants LeBron James to come and rule Madison Garden. Honestly, LeBron's sour tone tonight me off. I prefer Snoopy's reply, gentle yet tough. That's how I do it. ”

"Of course there is no problem, if such a deal does happen, I will definitely contact Amare, after all, we used to be so good."

In Gilbert's emphatic voice.

The rapid voice of the tower came from his pager, and the voice told him...... On the highway from JFK International Airport to Manhattan, a pickup truck is serpentine ahead, and no fewer than five police calls have been made to the alarm center.

"Oh! Shit! ”

Capel slapped the steering wheel hard, and then loaded his pistol: "Those damn niggas must be listening to Trap flying leaves again." These guys who endanger public safety must be given some severe punishment. ”

Gilbert and Capel were both black, and they would joke with each other about ''. However, he frowned at the moment: "Larry Capel, you are very serious discrimination. You didn't even see the suspect, so why did you conclude that he was a black man? This is too arbitrary. ”

"Only blacks drive pickup trucks through the streets and wobbly on the airport highway!" Capel started the car's engine and sped away in the direction of the control center.

"Oh, no. Many people will have pickup trucks, and the favorite car of the middle class is a pickup truck. As a matter of fact... Our Duke Snoopy also drives a pickup truck, and I can even remember his license plate. Gilbert emphasized.

In the sound of the siren, the police galloped all the way!

Twenty minutes later, they found the 'vehicle involved' in an open parking lot, which was heaving violently and making movements that every adult understood.

There were nearly seven or eight people around, all of whom were joining in the fun, and some even took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

At that time, Capel pulled out his matching gun, and he was about to rush to subdue the men and women who were shaking wildly in the car.

Gilbert stopped him: "Hey, look at the license plate. It was Duke Snoopy's car, it was definitely Duke Snoopy's car, and I remember his license plate very clearly, PH0605! ”

Capel was skeptical of Gilbert's basketball skills, but convinced of his ability to pick up license plates.

"Snoopy is our city hero, and we can't treat him so roughly. And he is a public figure, and it doesn't do him the slightest benefit when this matter gets out. I'm waiting for him to reach the Eastern Conference Finals! ”

Gilbert said, "We'll have to help with that." ”

So, he walked over and drove all the people who were trying to get close to the camera away from the vehicle close to ten meters away.

Then, he and Capel stayed at the back of the carriage, as if they were protecting the entourage of the Duke on duty, very 'professional'.

But...... It's too hard.

The sound of snapping and popping was like a dense war drum, beating on their hearts one by one, making their blood boil.

And the duchess girl in the car is also very wild, her cry is full of wild and waves! It's like the sea breeze blowing from the Atlantic, not only howling, but also wave after wave below!

Time ticks and ticks.

Five minutes passed.

Capel looked at his watch.

Ten minutes passed.

Gilbert pulled out his phone, and he tried to play Tetris for a while to relieve the immense physiological stress.

Twenty minutes passed.

The vibration frequency in the car did not decrease, but the Atlantic breeze was no longer as fierce as before, and she began to act a little like a weak wild cat, and the sound she made was full of begging for mercy.

Capel and Gilbert returned to the police car and took two sips of water.

Then, the people on the side came over: "That man is definitely on the medicine, they have been shaking for more than 40 minutes. This is by no means the level of a normal man, I only have 3 minutes, and my wife often shouts that I can't stand it! ”

Capel and Gilbert looked at each other, their expressions a little mocking.

"I can do it for seven minutes, not including foreplay."

"As the hope of high school basketball in the United States, I can last more than 15 minutes." Gilbert was proud, he seemed to beat everyone, but the vibrations in the car continued.

This made his boast penniless.

"Sure enough, it's worthy of the Duke."

Capel sighed.

Then, as if he had snooped into a shocking secret, the three-minute white man named Anderson shouted, "Hey! It turned out that the person in the car was Duke Snoopy! Oh my God, he's the pride of our New York! He definitely didn't take the medicine! ”

He exclaimed, which caused the crowd of onlookers who had been preparing to leave to immediately turn around, which was great news.

But... Soon, Gilbert rushed over.

He stopped the crowd from approaching and fired a shot into the sky, which he told them to leave on the pretext of obstructing official business.

In the United States, police have the power to shoot at people who obstruct official business. No one wants to joke with bullets, and life is clearly more important than curiosity. They hurried away without looking back.

……

Rewind to an hour ago, when both Snoopy and Carlie Kraus realized that the atmosphere was a little glamorous and exciting tonight. Carlie Krauss suddenly turned around: "Do you want to taste my lips, I put on a sweet lipstick tonight." ”

As she spoke, she pursed her lips and leaned in.

Snoopy had thoughts of rejection deep down, but in the end... I got up.

The two kissed affectionately and passionately.

This caused the car's trajectory to be deflected.

Dugg quickly realized that this was not a safe thing to do, and he quickly pulled over to a roadside parking spot.

As soon as she lowered her seat, Carlie Krauss sat up impatiently, and she seemed very restless...... In fact, Snoopy's heart was about to jump out of his chest at this time.

Carlie Krauss's very frizzy behavior led to a lot of communication incongruity in the beginning, and Snoopy was not very experienced in working in the car, and it was Miley Sellers who inspired him. It took them a while to find the entrance, although the models were somewhat unequal. But he gritted his teeth and completed the docking work.

Carly is strong despite her pain and quickly puts herself into it.

This made Snoopy feel extra comfortable.

Soon, though, he found out...... There were footsteps around and more and more cars parked.

The shyness and restlessness in his heart were intertwined, and the concentration of stimulation he felt suddenly increased.

Then, he heard the sound of the police car whistling and stopped at the door.

This made him deeply uneasy.

But the good thing... Mr. Police did not rush to the door, but drove the onlookers away.

This made Snoopy breathe a sigh of relief, but the red and blue police lights that kept circling around in front of him still made him fall into an inexplicable state of excitement.

He even remembered a Chinese proverb: This is especially like a mouse licking a cat, nothing to find excitement!!

This stimulation increased his performance, and his body became more and more violent under the impetus of the blood in his heart.

After a while, he could clearly hear someone shouting...... It turned out that the person in the car was Snoopy!! He is the pride of our New York!

This made his gradually numb heart beat violently again, and the feeling of being exposed made him feel a strong sense of being a thief, and the stimulation was also raised to the highest with the revelation of the truth!

Bang!

When a gunshot goes off.

He even felt the blood in his body rush through his scalp.

He sprinted hard.

Then, three minutes later...... Return to peace.

He slowly climbed back into his chair, and with a gentlemanly demeanor, he straightened Carly's dress, which was like mud. Then put on your own clothes.

This... It's so cool!

He breathed a sigh of relief. As he pulled the door and stepped out of the car, Capel and Gilbert walked over.

They looked excited: "Sure enough, it's you, Duke Snoopy!" ”

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