0849: [Son-in-law is a terrible and uncontrolled creature]

April 19th.

Kevin Durant used to come to the Honey Garden, where he had a house where a girl named Tiffany lived. But he seems to prefer to call her Scarlett.

Before every important home game, he always comes here to find strength: Tiffany... Well, Si Jiani is very good at bathing and massaging, which will make his whole body feel relaxed.

Tonight, however, he arrived in a very unhappy mood. It's not just that Sjani is wearing a green dress he doesn't like, but the TV in the living room is actually playing MTV, and it's telling the love history of the perverted dog.

With Snoopy going to Los Angeles some time ago, more and more people feel that it is time to make a phased summary of the little duke's past scandals. Because it looked like he was about to get married: The Snoopy family sold the villa they had bought last summer and finally bought a $30 million mansion in the best location in Beverly Hills.

This French-Palladian-style mansion sits on the slopes of Beverly Hills west of Los Angeles, Southern California, USA, overlooking the famous Sunset Boulevard. It has a built-up area of 36,000 square feet (3,344 square meters) and covers an area of 2 acres (8,093 square meters). The developer is Fredweiheba Real Estate, which was designed by Biggreen Construction Group and constructed by Fenton Construction.

This French mansion has a total of 9 bedrooms and 13 bathrooms. The entrance hall is on two floors with marble staircases on both sides. The walls and ceilings of the library are gilded. In particular, the interior of the building is decorated with a large number of imported hand-carved limestone, French chandeliers, agate stone and 24-karat solid gold ornaments, making it a breathtaking palace.

In contrast, the Beckhams spent $22 million in 2007 to buy a mansion with a total area of about 1,208 square meters in Beverly Hills, which can only be regarded as a "small drop".

"We Chinese like to buy separate homes for our children before they get married, which is the responsibility of parents. And, it's a good investment. As far as I know, the original list price of the mansion in 2008 was as high as $68.5 million, and the current transaction price is simply too cheap. ”

The little duke's mother said lightly in front of the camera. This former sweet song queen who can come up with $30 million at any time is becoming the coveted mother-in-law of women in the United States. Daphne has naturally become a 'thorn in the side' of unmarried women across the United States.

After all, she got Snubier! Young and strong, tall and handsome, rich and unrivaled the country, and... Such a good mom. Oh my God, what could be happier than marrying him.

Sjuni sat in front of the TV with a look of envy, which made Durant feel depressed.

He sighed inwardly, and then said, "Starting tomorrow, you won't have to come here to work." ”

Yes?

Sjani looked surprised, and she asked, "Why?" Is it because I don't look like Scarlett? I can go for a facelift, I've made an appointment with a cosmetic surgeon......"

"Roll ......"

Kevin Durant shouted angrily like a bear child who had been exposed to the secret.

All right.

Tiffany no longer argues that she's made a lot of money from Durant in the past two years, and she doesn't feel the need to impersonate anyone else: sometimes she feels disgusting herself, especially when she's standing on a high platform and taking a shower, and God knows what's wrong with the NBA billionaire.

So, she grabbed her bag and turned away, just as she had done when she had been here two years earlier.

I can finally be myself, and I finally don't have to take three showers a day.

Tiffany stretched, and she left Honey Garden with a look of pleasure and the $300,000 in her bank card.

Lying on the couch, Durant angrily changed the channel, where ESPN was talking about the importance of the game for the two most promising regular-season MVPs this season.

All three guests felt that the two sides were actually on the same starting line now: although the Bulls had a better record, Snoopy was slightly better. However, after all, he already won the regular season MVP last season, and the difficulty of being re-elected is much more difficult than the first time. Therefore, if he wants to win the MVP, he can only justify it by beating Kevin Durant in the regular season.

And as long as Durant wins a head-to-head matchup, reporters will hesitate to vote.

This sounds more like favoring KD.

So...... Bang!

Adu smashed the TV.

He felt that everything was terrible, why could Snoopy have Scarlett, but I could only use a fake Swani, and she still had Snoopy in mind.

Why do you say that I win MVP is a sympathy vote, and he wants to raise the difficulty?

Where am I worse than him?

I'm the first person of the new generation!!

I had to prove myself.

Starting tomorrow night.

He clenched his fists and underneath his ambitions.

At this time, he is like the hero of the TV who is about to be defeated.

However, at this very moment.

Zizizi!!

The smashed TV began to smoke,

Then a fire quickly ignited, and he hurried out of the villa, and then quickly dialed the fire alarm .......

……

Daphne moved into a French-style palace in Beverly Hills as soon as she was discharged from the hospital, along with her father, Thomas Mann, an associate professor at the University of Southern California, and her mother, Lin Baozhen.

Both professors are considered upper-middle-class in the United States, but they are still very surprised and shocked in the face of such a majestic palace.

Frankly speaking, if it weren't for so many scandals with the puppy, he would really be a very good marriage partner, and his family would be very good.

When Ms. Lim Po Chun was not going abroad in the 80s, she often listened to the songs of Queen Sweet Song. So, the relationship between them is a bit like that between fans and idols. When Ms. Lan Fei was busy in the hospital, she couldn't believe her eyes: my idol would become my in-laws thirty years later.

"My husband will be arriving in Los Angeles this evening, and he thinks we should meet up. After all, marriage is the union of two families, and we must understand and communicate as much as possible beforehand. Ms. Ranphy sat on the couch after dinner and once again talked to Daphne's parents about important life events.

Physicist Thomas Mann sat there silently, no matter how successful he was in academics, he always didn't feel so good as a father when it came to the issue of marrying his daughter.

Ms. Lin Baozhen was able to accept this matter very calmly, she sat there and chatted with Lan Fei back and forth.

Daphne was embarrassed, she felt... Isn't it too fast? I haven't really started a relationship with Dugg yet.

"The race is on. Mother. ”

She tried to change the subject.

But the two ladies turned their heads sideways to watch the TV at the same time, which made her even more embarrassed, as if she had called the two mothers in one sentence.

"So, is this number 0 gay? Why is he pro-Snoopy? Thomas Mann, a serious scientist, said with a frown.

"They're former college alumni, and they have a good relationship." Daphne explained to her father.

"Oh!"

Thomas Man nodded, and then the air fell silent again.

After all, apart from Daphne, the other three people here don't know basketball. The TV announcer kept emphasizing that the game was about an important award, and because of the relationship with his son/son-in-law, and because he didn't talk about it for the first time, he had to sit in front of the TV.

……

Dugg, who was battling the Chesapeake Energy Stadium at the time, apparently didn't know that there were three bored people in his new house watching his game.

Although the media portrayed the game as the battle of the century, he didn't actually see it as some kind of ceremonial battle.

He just wants to win this fight.

As for the DUDU war exaggerated by the media, he didn't take it to heart at all.

Therefore, he chose to assist in the first goal of the opening game. He shook off Westbrook with a nimble change of direction, and after hitting the paint, he passed the basketball to Carlos Boozer as Ibaka stepped forward, and Boozer made a jumper with an easy throw.

Kevin Durant, on the other hand, chose to use the jumper to declare his dominance on the court.

Swish!

His hand was so hot that even Lore Deng sealed his hand to his face. But he still had two points in his hand.

"It seems that last night's fire did not affect his condition."

Shackle O'Neill said on television.

The Oklahoma media reported on the fire in Durant's home all day today, and they were worried that it would affect his performance. But judging from his expression and state today, it was obvious that he was going to settle the account on Snoopy.

Even Torrisman in front of the TV thought the kid was full of fire in his eyes as he looked at Snoopy.

Daphne on the side hurriedly explained: "Kevin Durant is a very famous new generation superstar in the NBA, and before Snoopy came out, he was considered the next ruler of the league. But now Snoopy has stolen his light. ”

"Oh." Torrisman nodded, finally understood.

There is a match in the house and there is no match, chatting. It's like tonight's game.

After each team got off to a good start, the two teams began to enter a long defensive tug-of-war, with both teams taking their defense to playoff level.

The Thunder, who are made up of Kentrick Perkins, Ibaka, Sofrosa, Collisson, Kevin Durant, Westbrook and others, have a lot of defensive depth, and they know that Snoopy likes to do pick-and-rolls when he is on a quick offense. So, the anti-blocking and dismantling plan they came up with was to squeeze through + soft delay, block the restricted area + pinch the three-point line, and put it in the middle distance.

In Hamilton's absence, the Bulls suffered a bit in terms of timing from mid-range.

Plus... Tonight, Coach Brooks' defensive strategy against Snoopy turned out to be a mid-range jumper.

This makes his difficult fairy jump shot useless, and he can't create difficulties without difficulty, forcibly twist himself into the sky, and throw the ball out with his waist upright, right? This is not only strange, but the actual hit rate is not high, after all, the limit is forced out.

The Bulls' offense stalled.

As a result, they began to spend most of their energy on the suppression of basketball, with Bulls players such as Joakim Noah, Tygibson, Lore Deng, Snubidoo, Asik, and Butler showing hand-to-hand tenacity, and they reached the state of suppression without the ball or with the ball.

Charles Barkley on the commentary bench even compared them to the Detroit Pistons of the year.

Shackel O'Neal kept giving a thumbs up: "Thibodeau does have two brushes on defense. ”

However, the audience in front of the TV clearly does not have this appreciation for defense.

Thomas Man and his wife watched drowsily, and Queen Sweet Song was also holding on to her spirits.

If it weren't for their son's game tonight, if it weren't for Du Kefeng, who had just gotten off the plane, they wouldn't have sat here and watched a bunch of men chase a boring basketball and keep their bodies colliding, sometimes watching a player pinch his opponent's waist with his hand in a slow-motion shot, or blow a puff into the ear of a competitor next to him while grabbing a rebound, or even the honest-looking No. 9 player deliberately pulling down his opponent's pants.

"Why are these NBA players gay."

Physicist Torrisman touched on the topic again: "This player named Lore Deng has slapped Snoopy's ass more than once, and every time Snoopy goes to the free throw line, everyone else is high-fived, he always slaps his ass. ”

He seems to prove that his prospective son-in-law is a GAY, so as to soothe the sadness of his daughter who is about to marry.

Daphne had to explain to him: "It's a form of athletic etiquette in the NBA and a way for players to show their passion. Dugg had just finished a nice attack, so Lore Deng would have stepped up to show it. ”

"Then why did he pull the pants of the number 35 player just now?" Torrisman incredulously said, "This kind of etiquette is simply ridiculous. If someone slapped my ass, I would definitely slap his hand swollen. How can you tolerate this? It's like a housewife who cooks a good dish, do you still pat her chest to show your appreciation? ”

The rigorous physicist watches the basketball game with a critical eye, and he is wary of everything around Snoopy. Even when Snoopy took a timeout, a female fan wearing the number 10 jersey stood up to cheer, and he quickly sat upright.

The son-in-law is a terrible creature.

Torrisman thought vigilantly in his heart. If possible, he would even like to slice Snoopy's physicality and make a prediction about whether he will cheat after marriage.

Daphne spread her palms helplessly, this was a completely different dimensional conversation.

For her, the game has now reached its most crucial part. With less than 5 minutes left in the fourth quarter, the two sides were still tied.

Neither team had a good shooting percentage tonight, but James Harden and Kevin Durant have been getting back to their groove lately, and Westbrook has also seemed to be a different person after getting 15 points, 10 rebounds and 8 assists, and his frequent passing has brought a very big challenge to the Bulls' defense.

As a result, Dugg had to increase his aggressiveness. He began to go deep into the box with his back to the singles, as well as attacking the paint like a missile in a quick offensive and defensive situation.

This maintains the balance of power between the two sides.

But with the Thunder three young people playing together, can he really win this game without assistance?

"Hahahaha! Dear mother-in-law, father-in-law, and daughter-in-law, I'm here!! ”

At this time, the hearty voice of a famous Chinese real estate developer came from outside the door.

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