0202: [The Chinese are good at making black people kiss asses]
When Doog woke up again, it was the next morning, and the sunlight was pouring in through the floor-to-ceiling windows.
And what surprised and scared him was...... There was no clothing on his body, and his right hand, left foot, and right foot were tied to the three corners of the bed...... There are actually traces of a tie on the left hand, but it has been removed.
"Hey. What happened? ”
Dugg tugged and shook hard, trying to break free of the binding, but the binding was so tight that he couldn't escape from the bed for nearly five minutes.
He began to shout, "Anyone? Selena!! ”
The house was empty and there was no response.
This plunged him into a huge state of worry. He even guessed... Did something happen to Selena?
His mind began to try to remember the events of last night, when his consciousness was very vague, but he could clearly feel that he was in a very comfortable and ambiguous atmosphere, and his body was also strongly 'stimulated' in that atmosphere, as if he had made a beautiful spring... Dream!!
Dugg quickly raised his head and looked around.
The sheets were neat and tidy, and there was no sign of a big fight.
But... What happened?
Dugg twisted his body, and he found that he seemed to be much more flexible than before. He tried to turn sideways and use his left hand to untie the rope of his right hand.
This action is not difficult for ordinary people, but it is an insurmountable chasm for Duge.
But... Today.
Dugg actually succeeded, he actually completed the 'difficult' movement of twisting his body, and also untied the rope of his right hand with his left hand.
Then he sat up again and untied the ropes of his feet.
He quickly put on a pair of pants casually, and he went to Selena as soon as possible.
But... The person was not found.
Breakfast and a note were left on the table.
"Please forgive me for adding sleeping pills to champagne."
"I must admit that I have quirks, I'm obsessed with your body."
"So last night, I took a closer look and kissed every inch of your skin. This has given me great satisfaction in my spiritual world. ”
Well??
Duge subconsciously touched his crotch. Selena's phrase 'every inch of skin' made him have a not-so-good thought.
He quickly looked down, and there was a line underneath that was crossed out, but after careful examination, he could vaguely read the content on it: "I've loved eating alps since I was a child." But this is the first time I've eaten popping...... Milk...... This makes me ...... Shy......"
"Goodbye. Snoopy!! I'm not going to ruin your relationship with Miley Sellers. Tonight's game, be sure to do your best! I will pray for you in Los Angeles! ”
Dugg read the note.
He finally figured out what was going on in his subconscious 'fluttering fairy'.
"Am I being molested?"
Dugg muttered to himself.
Then head down and eat breakfast, anyway, the protein to be replenished.
In the middle of breakfast, he turned on the TV, which happened to be TNT.
This upcoming Chinese derby has received a very strong media promotion from the NBA.
Because this is a real Chinese derby: now Duge and Yao Shu are the tactical core of both teams. They are both cricket stars, so they are equal, and this kind of confrontation can be more eye-catching.
However, the angle of TNT is clearly somewhat different. Their reporters interviewed Joy Dorsey and Ron Artest: Dugg's former and current templates, respectively.
Ron Artest was traded to the Houston Rockets this summer, a deal that was once called the biggest deal of the offseason.
Everyone thinks that the Houston Rockets, who once had a 22-game winning streak last season, can hope to form a duo with the Los Angeles Lakers after acquiring Ron Artest, after all, they have Yao Shu, Maddy, and the famous coach Adelman.
However, so far this season, they are still the tail of the top three in Texas. Ranked sixth in the West.
The reason is that Tracy Maddy is injured again, and the top swingman who once covered up Kobe Bryant's sharpness has been suffering from back, back, shoulder and knee injuries in recent seasons, and he has not played a single full-time season since joining Houston.
"I don't think I'm qualified to judge him anymore, am I?" Joy Dorsey from the University of Memphis is very comfortable accepting the reality when facing the camera: "He has improved so fast, he is now an elite player in the NBA, and maybe no one will believe that he was called the poor man's version of Joy Dorsey." ”
A helpless wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Now Dugg is a key player in Miami and even completed an epic quadruple performance in Denver last week. On the other hand, since the start of the new season, he has played a total of one game, and the rest of the time is either on the cold bench or being lowered to the NBDL.
The fates of the two have completely intersected.
Now Dugg's name is being discussed more with a genius like Derrick Rose, who has actually squeezed out Rose to become the Eastern Conference Rookie of the Month in November.
After Joy Dorsey disappears from the TV screen, Ron Artest appears in the live broadcast room of TNT.
He calmly watched Joey Dorsey's interview. At this time, Charles Barkley asked him, "Ron, your teammates don't seem to have any confidence?" ”
"No way." Artest shrugged: "You know, Joy Dorsey can't even play in the official game, so he's full of self-doubt right now. I think it would be better to allow it after a while. ”
"Okay. Before we get into the discussion of basketball. I'd like to ask you a non-basketball question. Do you think Snoopy has a high level of credibility in beating Kenyon Martin, Chris Anderson and J.R. Smith in the locker room? This is being discussed in a lot of the media right now. Kenny Smith asked the veteran NBA brawler about this gossip that has been a big concern in basketball circles lately.
"To be honest, I don't think Snoopy can beat Kenyon Martin in a non-indiscriminate fight, and Martin is a boxer who has studied boxing. Snoopy can hold on for three rounds under him and it's a great victory, so I don't even believe the punctuation in the media right now. ”
"So." Charles Barkley hurriedly spoke: "Do you think you can take out Snoopy in a few rounds?" ”
"Maybe one round, maybe two rounds." Ron Artest is extremely confident on this issue: "But he won't make it to the third round. ”
"But... Ben Wallace once claimed that Snoopy's strength surprised him, and he said that Snoopy had at least seventy percent or even eighty percent of his peak strength. Earl Johnson had a bad stomach and he deliberately mentioned Ben Wallace's name.
The whole world knows that in the battle of the palace in Auburn Hills, Artest was instigated in front of Ben Wallace, he took the initiative to back down under the push of Ben Wallace, and lay on the technical table to calm his thinking. And then... When the fans provoked him, he did not hesitate to rush to the audience and fight with the soft persimmons.
"Ben Wallace isn't much of an authority." Artest pursed his lips and said disapprehantly: "His strength doesn't seem to have anything to boast about. ”
So what do you think about the fact that Slam Dunk has defined his latest template as you? He does have a lot in common with you, you both have strong bodies, great defensive ......."
Kenny Smith wasn't done yet.
Ron Artest couldn't wait to shake his hand: "No, no, no." He's very different from me. I'm a shot, and I'm far more flexible and flexible than him. His template was supposed to be Ben Wallace, understand? Their pitch positions are almost identical, and their scoring prowess is the same, with the only difference being that Snoopy didn't go to the blast head. ”
"OK, one last question. If you defend him tomorrow night, how many points do you think he can score against your defense? Kenny Smith asked.
"0 points!" Ron Artest's answer was categorical: "I could even bet you that if he can score more than 15 points against my and Sean Battier's defense, I'll follow Charles' example and go find a she-donkey tongue kiss!" ”
"Hahahaha!"
TNT's live broadcast room burst into laughter, and everyone leaned back and thumped their chests in laughter.
"I said Ron, you're so bad. It's a risk-free gamble at all, Snoopy has averaged only 6.9 points per game so far this season, and he can't even make a layup, and if you set the threshold at twice as much, it's the same probability as me buying the big lottery tonight. Kenny Smith laughed and suggested, "I think you should lower the bar to 7 so you can be more sincere." ”
"Oh no. I won't fall for you! After all, I'm betting on a tongue kiss with a female donkey, so I wouldn't kiss a donkey's butt as simply Charles did. "Ron Artest is very adamant about his previous principles.
Dugg stared at the TV with a blank expression, and then his phone rang.
The phone was answered, and it was Pat Riley.
"Have you watched TNT's talk show? If you don't even score 15 points tonight, I'll think you've lost the face of all Chinese. ”
Patelley used words to stimulate Duge.
Duge stretched, and he felt better than ever.
"The Chinese are very good at black players kissing donkeys. Whether it's a hip kiss or a tongue kiss. Dugg's answer was relaxed and firm.
15 points?
Dugg doesn't think it will be a difficult thing to do, even if tonight's defenders are Shaun Battier, who is famous, and Ron Artest, who has won the league's best defensive player as an outside player.
Because he found that his control of his body had improved by another notch, and although his upper body was still stiff, his coordination was much better. At least I can untie the rope with my left hand while my right hand is tied.
Just this action, putting it on the court can definitely make the layup action more varied, and the finishing ability under the basket will definitely be stronger.
So, he hung up the phone and immediately rushed to the stadium.
He couldn't wait to accept the results of last night's 'sweet dream'.
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[Thanks to "smlsj" and "xljoryju" for the 500 starting coins.] 】