Section 41 - MMP
After buying the mobile phone, the beautiful anchor Dong Keyan also wanted to invite Li Bai to dinner, but the big devil found an excuse to flash people.
It's just this kind of girl who has no eyesight, and she will be alone in Germany for the rest of her life!
As soon as she returned home, Qing Yao, like all little girls, snatched the mobile phone case from Li Bai's hand and fiddled with her new mobile phone happily.
High-tech, old fun!
There is no such good thing in the other world, there are mobile games that can never be tired of playing, you can go to the forum to watch the news, and spray whoever is unhappy, lawless.
The world is so hot, there is enough space for this demon girl to have fun.
Ding dong!
Li Bai picked up his mobile phone and checked the short message he had just received.
“MMP!”
Which calf sent it?
Seeing the sender clearly, the face of the big devil is as black as the bottom of a pot, it is the mobile phone number of the Qingyao demon girl, the family family network cornet 662.
Although anyone will send something the first time they get their own mobile phone, what does this MMP mean?
Look at the understewed frog, hiding behind the big NOTE screen and pretending!
Li Bai faintly felt that the mobile phone he bought for the demon girl was probably a mistake when he was soft-hearted, and the chaos in the world began.
It really doesn't make sense to talk to this monster, Li Bai snorted and returned to his room to start cultivating.
But not long after he sat on the bed, his heart moved slightly, and he opened his eyes consciously, and saw the two-foot-long frog rolling up his mobile phone and rushing to the bed together.
"What are you doing?"
I don't know what kind of ghost this demon girl is doing, Li Baihu blushed.
Qing Yao said weakly: "There is no money!"
“......”
There is really a saying that MMP should not be said.
There is no money for eating, and no cosmetics are needed for Jiao's body, Li Bai can't figure out what method this demon girl used to completely lose all her pocket money for a month in such a short period of time.
"What the hell did you buy?"
Li Bai took the new mobile phone that the demon girl had been fiddling with.
In the blink of an eye, it is full of all kinds of APPs, and it is really relying on the large storage space, and I dare to stuff anything into it.
Yo, you will shop online, and the bank card that you just got in hand will be bound to an Alipay account.
Li Bai quickly found the order, it turned out to be a moonstone rough worth 300 yuan, he bared his teeth, and bought and sold all his pocket money with a hammer, and he didn't make it like this when he had money.
Thinking about his deflated wallet, it was really not easy to raise a monster, so I had to transfer another 300 yuan to the witch's Alipay account, and confessed: "The cultivation resources in the future will be obtained by me in a unified manner, and this time I will not take it as an example, and I am not allowed to buy things indiscriminately." ”
Moonstone is not expensive among the many natural gemstones, but the cultivation of the demon girl is also a lot of expenses, Li Bai pondered that instead of shopping online, it is better to find an opportunity to go to the place of origin, find a vein and dig a dozen or twenty tons by yourself, anyway, there are storage magic weapons and dragon scales, you can take them away casually.
Where can the demon girl manage so much, and she happily went to Taobao with a mobile phone recharged with faith.
Thinking of making money, Li Bai is not without a way, in addition to magic weapons and pills, there are also a lot of gold, silver, jewelry, copper coins and uncashable tickets and other property in the souvenirs brought back from the other world.
Gold, silver and jewelry can be realized through relevant channels, but he has recently been implicated in Yao Donghu's major smuggling case, and he is still registered in the public security bureau, with hundreds of thousands of extra millions in his hands, and the sudden increase in consumer spending will most likely attract the attention of the task force, and he will not be able to wash it away by jumping into the Yellow River when the time comes.
The friendship with Lao Zhang is friendship, if once the line is touched, these old criminal investigators will definitely turn their faces and deny people, the task force is even ready to start with the big tiger this time, and the friendship between several sides is a fart!
Until there is a suitable reason, these otherworldly sustenances cannot be touched for the time being.
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On the second day of February, the dragon raised its head.
In the early morning, the mist had not yet cleared, and the black cornices in the snow-white walls of the Taoist temple were still looming, and the roosters in the field houses in the distance were crowing one after another.
The diligent little Taoist priests worked together to open the all-solid wood unlacquered door that was deliberately not filled with oil and could make a squeaky and desolate friction sound.
Bentleys, Rolls-Royces, vans and luxury buses are parked outside the gate, occupying a small half of the parking lot.
The people waiting here are all well-dressed, and some even hug each other, they did not rush in, but you and I humbled and stepped into the door of the cool view one after another.
The Sanqing Hall, the tallest main building in the temple, was full of chanting, and the three Taoist masters Zhao Wendao, Li Jindan and He Xunxian, who presided over most of the affairs of the entire Taoist temple, were conducting morning classes with a group of disciples.
The morning class will last for an hour, and the people who enter the temple will talk softly and wait patiently while sipping the self-picked Taoist tea served by the little Taoist priests.
"After the morning class, let's go and receive the guests. ”
With a childish face, Zhao Wendao, the head of the Dao Bone Immortal Wind, shook off the dust, and with the support of the two disciples, he stood up from the futon and nodded to the second elder brother Li Jindan and the third elder He Xunxian.
"Obey my brother's orders!"
The two Taoist leaders shook their heads at the same time.
"Senior brother, second senior brother, today is the second day of February!"
He Xunxian, the head of the three paths, seemed to remember something.
"Yes, February 2nd, the Green Dragon Festival, welcome the rich, pray for peace, it is advisable to break the house, break the wall, do not take the rest, avoid marriage, migration, opening the market, and entering the house!"
Dao Chang Zhao asked with his fingers, and Yi Shu deduced it.
"That's right!"
Second Dao Leader Li Jindan nodded.
"Haven't the two senior brothers forgotten something?"
He Xunxian, the head of the third path, looked surprised, there should be something special today.
Dao Chang Zhao asked and said suspiciously: "Oh, is Mr. Ma of Jinhe Coal Mine marrying his son and daughter-in-law? Shouldn't this be what you are doing?"
Today's big customer should be a coal boss from San'in Province, and the third child is knowingly asking.
"That's not what I'm talking about, two senior brothers, someone wants to fight with us today!"
He Xunxian was a little scratchy, the two senior brothers didn't pay attention to it at all, and it was the second senior brother who made an appointment with others on the "17th floor" forum.
"Hahaha!"
Zhao Wendao and Li Jindan glanced at each other and laughed.
He Xunxian was a little anxious, what was there to laugh about.
Seeing his depressed face, Li Jindan said with a smile: "Senior brother, you think too much, how can you take the words on the Internet seriously, people will not come at all." ”
He Xunxian was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief: "You won't come back?"
"The mouth cannons on the Internet are loud, most of them are bluffs, ten are about fighting, ten are all lip service, if you take it seriously, haha, it's just a joke, you still care. ”
Li Jindan flicked his sleeves and completely took the so-called appointment as inappropriate.
What kind of "demon girl of Li Bai's family" is not just releasing pigeons.
"Senior brother, you are in love, Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, think more about Mr. Ma's affairs, and don't care about those inconsequential little things. ”
Zhao Wendao stroked his snow-white long beard, shook his head, and Shi Shiran walked towards the back hall.
The third junior brother always can't see through it.
"That's it!"
He Xunxian patted his head, what the senior brother said made sense, maybe the psychiatrist left some psychological shadow on himself, and he took it too seriously.
There was a sudden commotion at the gate of the Taoist temple, and then a group of demons and monsters rushed in.
So, what the hell?
Naruto Uzumaki, Hatsune Miku, Monkey King, forget about these, why is there still a bald head?
In the blink of an eye, the quiet and peaceful cool view turned into a scene of demons dancing.
A young woman wearing a plain blue and gold silk costume and a golden hairpin incense fan stood at the door of Qingliangguan and talked, and a young man with a schoolbag held a professional network anchor camera facing her.
"February 2nd, the dragon raised its head, also known as the Qinglong Festival, today's cool view in the suburbs of Huxi, about to start a rare fighting conference, I am now standing in front of the gate of the cool view, this fighting method challenge is the Qingliang view of the second head Li Jindan, the response party is the Seventh People's Hospital Psychiatry, with a master's degree Li Bai Li Dr. ......"
The Qingliangguan disciples and the three Dao Masters He Xunxian all had a ghostly expression.
Li Jindan, the second chief, was full of disbelief.
Zhao asked, the head of the main avenue, and turned around slowly and stiffly, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and the snow-white dust horsetail was rattling and breaking.
"Tyrant: Flowers go!"
"Little cutie, little cutie: the plane is on, the little rocket is ready!"
"Sea of Stars White Rabbit: 666"
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