0389: [That's just a marketing ad for a pickup truck]
The visiting locker room was filled with cheers, and the hearty win threw every Knicks player, coaching staff member and staff member into a frenzy.
From the pitch to the locker room, the poor Lord Duke had been thrown into the air at least five times.
Eddie Curry, who seemed to be 'dying' for a long time, would always pat his thigh whenever he talked about rising: Come, let our Lord Duke swing! Let him feel the beat of rock 'n' roll inside a pickup truck!
Then, in a hurry, he threw Dugg into the air.
The Knicks used this way to vent their excitement, and the big win gave them unparalleled excitement.
Donnie Walsh was caught by them as Dugg turned to the post-game press conference, and the poor old white man was at first desperate to fit in with the players' carnival sequence, hoping to mingle with the players. But everything changed when Stephen Marbury 'perhaps intentionally or unintentionally' poured a whole barrel of Gatorade over his head...... He's also starting to be grabbed and swayed by his teammates, and if it weren't for his constant loud insistence that he has a heart attack, Eddie Curry would have thrown him up too, or used him as a human bowling ball to slide across the floor spilled with alcohol.
However, even so, he still can't escape the nightmare of being 'tortured' by these tall athletes!
Syllable!
"Let's thank Donnie for the extraordinary luck he has brought us." Eddie Curry slapped Donnie Walsh's buttocks hard: "He's like a diligent and conscientious old donkey, who uses his wisdom and talent to drive us forward!" ”
Donny Walsh couldn't help but smile, and to be honest, he didn't like the analogy at all.
But...... What neat analogy can you expect from the mouth of a high school graduate? He didn't have to take out the professional colloquialism he learned from adult forums.
"Hey, Donnie, open your mouth. Let you taste the taste of mouth explosion!! ”
Donnie Walsh looked over in panic, Eddie Curry shook the champagne bottle violently, and Walsh hurried to escape...... Bang!
There was a loud bang.
A stream of white foaming liquid came to my face...... Yes!
He opened his mouth, and sure enough, he was shot in the mouth.
Poor old Donnie was in a mess, and the smell of Gatorade mixed with the champagne gave him a feeling of fluttering fairy.
At this point, Eddie Curry couldn't wait to find the next 'poor worm'...... Coach Herb Williams became the target of the trick.
Tonight, the Atalanta visiting locker room was more fun than the nightclub. The hearty victory allowed them to completely release the joy in their hearts.
Although Donnie Walsh realizes that he may be 'targeted' by the old generals left behind by Isaiah Thomas, he is not angry because ... Victory is all that matters. Now, the Knicks are at the top of the East and are about to face another opponent for the king's seat, which is the team's best result since '00.
As the president of the team, this is a strong stroke on the resume.
It could even be the most important season of his career.
He can still afford this innocuous joke.
And, before Snoopy arrived, he really didn't have a good attitude towards Eddie Curry, Stephen Marbury, and Quentin Richardson. They were embroiled in trade rumors every now and then, and Marbury was almost forced to sign a buyout contract by him.
And now, these 'revenge's hidden behind the carnival are actually repairing the relationship between each other to a certain extent.
However, the Duke clearly had no intention of repairing relations with McWoodson.
As he sat at the press conference, the spotlight flickered below for a full two minutes, the first thing he said was: "Fellow journalists, if Mr. McWoodson comes for an interview later, please help me ask him a question: Is it a fair game for him tonight?" ”
Snoopy has always presented himself with a personable image, and he never seems to have engaged in-for-tat attacks with anyone on the sidelines...... If LeBron James excepted that time.
But tonight, his first sentence caused an uproar among the reporters below, and of course caused a lot of cheers.
For the media, such 'intimidating' remarks are the most explosive point that can arouse public opinion.
"So, are you satirizing Coach McWoodson's pre-game 'fairness'?" A local Atlanta reporter quickly stood up, and he was distinctly picky.
"Oh, no. This is not sarcasm, sir. The Duke shook his head, then gazed at him calmly, opened his lips and teeth, and uttered one word: "Humiliation!" ”
"To be precise, to return to him Mr. McWoodson's humiliation of all the Knicks, the NBA league, and basketball itself before the game! He had to lick back the saliva he had sprayed on the ground. ”
Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows how bad his words were, and how vicious his intentions were. The Knicks have come to this day because of sweat, hard work, unity, perseverance and the courage to win. I know you'll say we got lucky in the first round because of the opponent's injury. But... Why don't you look at the first and third games before saying that? We weren't powerless until Mr. Patrick Perkins was injured, and we actually had the upper hand for a while. In the third game, Zach Randolph suffered a sudden injury, which wiped out our inside advantage, but we still got the win. ”
"McWoodson arrogantly blames luck for everything, which is disrespectful not only to the Knicks, but also to the Boston Celtics. Celtic also gave their best in all four games, and I salute their courage and hard work! ”
"As for the accusations against the league, there is no reason for it, isn't Pachulia's bad behavior enough to keep him suspended? Didn't Josh Smith's fist come at the bridge of my nose? I was sent off the pitch for just dodging, and if treated equally, Pachulia should at least be banned for life! ”
"Finally, I can tell Mr. McWoodson in no uncertain terms that the Atlanta Hawks will be dealt with in four games if both sides are in full force!"
"And that's why we can still beat them by a big score when we don't have an inside offensive core and a defensive core."
"I hope Mr. Woodson will face up to the gap and stop talking nonsense. This is neither elegant nor masculine. ”
"Finally, if he doesn't accept it, he's welcome to challenge him next season."
"God willing, he didn't lose his job this summer."
Duge's tone became more and more firm, and his condescending posture and pungent sarcasm made the reporters below go crazy with joy.
Except, of course, local journalists in Atlanta.
In the NBA, it's extremely common for players to attack each other, and it's not uncommon for head coaches to fight each other in the air. But there are very few humiliating counterattacks like Dugg.
This is to drive McWoodson to death!
But when I think about it, McWoodson didn't push the Knicks to a 'doomed' situation before the game began.
If tonight's winner is the Atlanta Hawks, maybe he'll say something arrogant.
The Atlanta reporter sat down in a slump.
The ESPN reporter took the microphone and stood up, and he asked a professional question: "We noticed that in this game you shot 11-of-17 and scored the highest single-game score in a career playoff game: 32 points. He scored 19 points on 7-of-11 shooting in the fourth quarter, and many of his shots were very difficult. My question is, if you have the ability to shoot, why didn't you play it in the previous games? ”
"Because none of the previous opponents have special requirements."
Dugg shrugged his shoulders and avoided the weight, while at the same time blacking McWoodson without a trace.
Subsequently, the reporter asked about the arrangement of several key tactics in this game, as well as the Knicks' substitution strategy.
Duger answered selectively, emphasizing that this is a matter of the manager's purview, and that the biggest responsibility as a team leader is to execute and supervise the operation of the tactics on the field, but tonight, his teammates came together to fully implement the tactical philosophy of Herb Williams.
These answers are very official, and the journalists know it... This is by no means the tactical philosophy of Herb Williams. But...... Since Snoopy has said so, how else can he ask?
TNT's reporter then asked Dugg to predict the next round.
"No one knows what's going to happen tomorrow, they all look like they have a chance. But if LeBron James' prediction three days ago is accurate, Orlanders will have the last laugh. ”
Dugg shrugged his shoulders, he didn't say anything dead. However, he did not forget to deliberately stimulate LeBron James, by the way, to sell him some anxiety.
After all, LeBron James swore three days ago that it was very likely that there would be a tenth team to turn the tables after falling behind 1:3 this year. At the time, both the Cavaliers and Knicks were leading 3-1, but James must have said... Atlanta.
However, now that the Knicks have successfully qualified, the pressure is all on the Cleveland Cavaliers.
If the Cavaliers really end up being overturned, it will really be a stone to shoot themselves in the foot.
Of course, Dugg will definitely give two thumbs up and say to King James: You are like a god!
At last... A media reporter from the "Weekly Sport" stood up and asked Dugg a gossip question: "Mr. Snoopy, around seven o'clock tonight, a very long video began to circulate widely on the Internet. The uploader claimed that he had captured the footage on Airport Boulevard in New York, and that you were in an unspeakable lathe battle with a duchess lady and that there were police officers on duty, excuse me......"
"I don't answer things that have nothing to do with basketball."
Dugg hurriedly got up, and he quickly evacuated.
He didn't want to face it.
And when the Duke left quickly, all the other reporters glared at the Newsweek gossip reporter with angry eyes.
"Why do you want to disrupt the normal order of the press conference with such a ridiculous thing? Normal people know that video is ridiculous, will the New York police put Snoopy on duty? Even if the Queen of England were to do such a thing on the side of the road, she would not have received this kind of legal assistance! What's more... Do you think there is a man who can last that long at that frequency? This is simply an advertising campaign by a pickup truck company to advertise how good their suspension system is! ”
The ESPN reporter was angry at the gossip paparazzi, who he thought was very unprofessional and completely unprofessional.
The other reporters also had a look of hatred and hatred.
At this time, they didn't know that the Duke who was hurrying to the backstage was frowning and muttering: Isn't it only in some adult forum? How did you make it so that the whole Internet was spreading??
He was a little worried.
And back in the locker room, he heard his mobile phone ringing and picked it up.
It was Taylor Swift who called.
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